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The Story of Ten Rabbits

The big rabbit is sick,

Look at the second rabbit,

The third rabbit buys medicine,

Four rabbits survived,

Five rabbits died,

Six rabbits carried them,

Seven rabbits dug holes,

Eight rabbits were buried,

Nine rabbits sat on the ground and cried,

Ten rabbits asked why they were crying?

Nine rabbits said,

The five rabbits will never come back!

To briefly explain, this is a conspiracy to kill rabbits:

1. First of all, rabbits also have classes. The big rabbit is sick. , to cure its disease, one must do whatever it takes, even sacrificing a rabbit for medicine.

2. The big rabbit was sick, but the five rabbits died suddenly. Obviously, the five rabbits were made into medicine.

3. "Buying medicine" is actually a slang term, because in fact, only some simple herbs are needed, and the main thing that really cures the disease is medicine, so "buying medicine" refers to killing and making medicine. Attracted rabbit, three rabbits are a killer.

4. Why is Wu Rabbit the one who makes the medicine guide? Because it is the doctor who decides which rabbit is suitable for medicine, and the second rabbit is the doctor.

5. It can be deduced from conclusion 4 that the second rabbit killed the fifth rabbit by borrowing a knife to kill the rabbit. So, is there any misunderstanding or deep hatred between them? The most likely cause was love killing, because of a female rabbit.

6. Who is the female rabbit? Reminiscent of women's nature of crying, so Jiu Rabbit is a female rabbit. Jiu Rabbit knows the truth, so she cries because she loves Wu Rabbit.

7. "Six rabbits are lifted" is obviously a wrong sentence. How to lift a rabbit? Then he was obviously being carried, because he was dead, so he was carried, and the two rabbits who carried him then dug a hole and buried the body. That's right, they are just seven or eight rabbits!

8. Were those six rabbits killed by seven or eight rabbits? From the perspective of causality, it is obviously not the case. It can only be killed by the killer three rabbits. You can imagine that three rabbits were ordered to kill five rabbits, and the five and six rabbits happened to be together at the time. Because they had a very good relationship with each other, they joined forces to resist, and were killed by the three rabbits together. At this point, you may find that the relationship between two rabbits is always subtle.

Big Rabbit 1 and 2 are like the emperor, and Rabbit 2 is the villain who slanders around him.

3 and 4. Three Rabbits are killers, and Four Rabbits are medicine men. The two rabbits work together to help the evil tyrants do evil. Four Rabbits often make aphrodisiacs for the emperor, making him sick, and then go and take them himself. Rabbit Medicine.

Five and Six Rabbits, Five Rabbits and Six Rabbits, are a pair of good friends. They often recite poems and make mistakes together. They are not afraid of evil forces. Five Rabbits are very talented, so it is no wonder that they are loved by Jiutu. The second rabbit was jealous, and birds of a feather flock together. It can be seen that the sixth rabbit is also quite talented. Unfortunately, both rabbits are literati, and their martial arts skills combined cannot escape the pursuit of the third rabbit.

7 and 8 As for the two rabbits 7 and 8, they can also be regarded as a pair of good friends. Although they are not bad in nature, they are just like grass falling on the wall. What will they do to save their lives? They are willing to do it, so they are often told by bad people to do bad things.

9 and 10 When a woman cries, there must be a man who loves her by her side, and her crying must be for the man she loves. Unfortunately, the rabbit who loves her and the rabbit she loves are not the same rabbit. It's obvious that Jutu has a crush on Jiutu and cares about her very much, so when he sees her crying, of course he wants to find out what's going on.

9. The last point is analyzed, although it seems a bit redundant. What happened was that during the fight between the killer three rabbits and the five and six rabbits, they happened to be encountered by the seven and eight rabbits. When Three Rabbits succeeded, they tried their best. Since Seven and Eight Rabbits were usually very obedient, Three Rabbits believed that they would not tell the truth, so they let Seven Rabbits and Eight Rabbits go and arranged for them to carry Six Rabbits away and bury them.

Seeing that his life had been saved, Qiba Yi had no choice but to do as he was told.

Postscript: Looking back at Article 5, love killing is not something you can just guess. Looking at the overall situation, Er Rabbit has a high position, but even so, there is something he can't get, and that is true love. This is likely to be the reason for him to kill Fifth Rabbit. In addition, Fifth Rabbit Xiwen has an upright nature and a clear distinction between good and evil, so he should It was because he often opposed him, that's why Ertu became murderous.

If the above conjecture is true, then Fifth Rabbit’s death would be too tragic, because Second Rabbit was crazily jealous of him and didn’t even want him to become a normal man. Besides, everyone should know where the emperor is weakest because he took medicine from the pharmacist and became dissolute. As the saying goes, you will get what you eat. In fact, the part where the five rabbits were made into medicine should be... (a noun is omitted here)

Supplementary reasoning: ① As a complete story, it must be There is a causal relationship. This story has the effect of "love murder", but there is no cause. From a logical point of view, if there is no answer, it seems incomplete. For example: Why did the big rabbit get sick for no reason? Did the following murders occur just because of illness? Apparently not. ② From a strict logical point of view, the appearance of all the rabbits in this story is inevitably connected and arranged in a certain sequence, and there is also a causal relationship between the rabbits, which is the so-called cause. For example: big rabbit and two rabbits, two rabbits and three rabbits, three rabbits and four rabbits, and so on. However, have you ever felt that the appearance of the Ten Rabbits seems insignificant in this logic? In other words, this story can end naturally without the characters of Ten Rabbits. Therefore, the motivations of the Ten Rabbits in this logic seem very pale.

Conclusion: Based on the above inferences, we have all ignored the focus of this story, which is the ten rabbits. Why does he appear in this story? Is it just to elicit a sentence from Nine Rabbits? Wrong, this is a premeditated murder, and Ten Rabbits is the mastermind of this case! All the rabbits here, including the second rabbit, are actually pawns in the overall plan of the ten rabbits. In this way, the incident process can be roughly inferred as follows:

1. Ten Rabbit likes Nine Rabbit, but Nine Rabbit is not cold to him;

2. Five Rabbit and Nine Rabbit are childhood sweethearts. They admire each other, and they are very cold to each other;

Three, Ten Rabbits are very cold towards the love between Five Rabbits and Nine Rabbits, and therefore feel jealous;

Four, Ten Rabbits are big The most trusted person around Rabbit, and knows the relationships between other Rabbits well. In other words, he knew very well what would happen next if the big rabbit got sick. Therefore, the ten rabbits are comparable to the emperor, and the big rabbit is Kangxi;

Fifth, the fifth rabbit is also a powerful person in the court, and the ten rabbits cannot deal with him casually;

6. In order to achieve The ulterior secret was that the ten rabbits tried every means to make the big rabbit sick, and everything that followed happened as mentioned above...

Therefore, the main line throughout this story It is Ten Rabbit, he is the end of this story and the main reason of this story. Only in this way, the logic seems to be perfect, and the name of the story is: Killing with a Borrowed Knife!