Humor of a man who ordered takeout. Say a few interesting sentences about eating takeout and making friends.

1. Although I can't cook, I will order takeout.

2. Why do experts suggest eating seven minutes full for dinner and leaving three minutes for dinner?

I asked a friend to say that a girl has gained weight recently, but she is very nice. Can she order takeout now?

4. I suddenly remembered my weight 160 kg when I just ordered takeout. I slapped myself in the face. How can you be distracted by ordering takeout!

In the big night, I can see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street, and suddenly feel very inspirational. Why don't I eat when everyone else is still eating so late?

6. Eating alone is not loneliness, but mood!

7. One should also eat well and take it seriously. He eats not loneliness, but enjoyment and freedom!

8. A person's meal is not empty.

9. I ordered milk tea and pizza at noon today. My dad found out, but he didn't scold me for eating takeout at home. It's so touching, I've grown up!

10. The courier just handed me the milk tea and asked me if you ordered another one. I said yes, he said you drink milk tea first, and I'll get you something to eat.

1 1. Not spicy. If you don't want to eat, you can't.

13. Eating takeout in the early morning is really a tangled thing. I missed it before I ordered it, but it seems unnecessary after I ordered it. It seems inappropriate to do such a thing in the early hours without fireworks.

14. I ordered three takeout orders without brushing my teeth. Hahaha, I can only eat takeout when my mother is not at home.

15. What do you think when you eat?

17. I ordered a drink, and I ordered some remarks about mala Tang before. I haven't found out how to make people add more spicy soup.

18. I told the takeaway brother that the boss asked him to come late, but he refused. Then I had to let him let the doorman go. He also laughed at me and said that I was too timid to bring it back to me, brainwashed me and said that I would cooperate with him to ensure a monthly income of one million.

19. I ordered takeout. Half an hour later, the boss called me and told me that the chef was scalded and asked me to cancel the order.

20. Eat alone, no matter how bad you are.

2 1. Nowadays, young people eat it once a year. What's going on here?

22. Eating alone and sleeping alone, this lonely life must be accompanied by delicious food.

23. One person eats, one person drinks and one person plays mobile phone.

24. I ordered a drink, and I ordered the remarks of mala Tang before. I haven't found out that people want more spicy soup.

26. I ordered takeout. Half an hour later, the boss called me and told me that the chef was scalded and asked me to cancel the order.

27. The takeaway brother said that my boss told him to come later, but he refused. Then I had to ask him to let the doorman go. He also laughed at me, saying that I was too timid to even give me takeout, brainwashed me, and said that I would do it with him to ensure a monthly income of one million.

28. By the way, ask him to bring me a pack of cigarettes. He said that he smoked less and found that he was out of gas when cooking. Can he buy oil as soon as possible? He said that he would arrive soon. He knew I was in a hurry when he bought oil at dinner.

29. I called the rider and asked him to bring me a bottle of coke. He advised me not to drink it or bring it to me.