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Tell me about the classic lines in "I love my family" in your memory?

Fu Ming: As soon as I entered, I met a female worker, muttering with several people in the office. I asked her to put something on the table and said she wouldn't let me listen. She can only say to the comrades of the Women's Federation and their parents' families ... what kind of parents' families are ruled by the producers' party! Later, it was said that her husband beat her and her chest was black and blue. "If it weren't for the inconvenience of sitting here with an old gentleman, I would take it off and show it to you ..." The speech of the Women's Federation was also inappropriate. "Don't worry, elder sister, deputy director of the old fu is not an outsider ..." What do you think of the woman worker? "Don't say is deputy director, even the deputy prime minister. We can't just let him see it! " You said you looked like a ghost! Which deputy prime minister wants to see you!

Also, his nanny fell in love with the fried dough sticks buyer. A fried dough stick bought every morning is as big as a baby, and the whole family can eat several meals. Later, their family broke up the relationship between the nanny and the fritters buyer. Later, I asked Cixin to buy fried dough sticks in the morning. When Cixin came back, everyone hurriedly asked him what the seller said. Cixin didn't say anything, just fried dough sticks. . At first glance, the fried dough sticks are as big as chopsticks.