Classic sentences describing academic masters

Classic sentences describing academic masters

1. “Why do you want to be a academic master?” “Because I don’t want her to ask other people questions” “Why do you want to be a scumbag?” “Because I want to Go and ask him questions"

2. A top student will never understand that a bad student does not read to get high grades, but to get better results.

3. The blood of the academic master hidden in my body, I order you in the name of the academic scumbag to lift the seal.

4. "I think I fall in love with you (I think I have fallen in love with you)" "My deskmate, what are you talking about?"

6. The farthest distance in the world The teacher was talking about Chapter 4, the top student was reading Chapter 8, and I was still looking at the table of contents.

7. What is a sense of security? It means that after completing the questions, a top student read out the same answer as you.

8. For high school students, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school to make you end up in the same school as me.

9. There is a kind of academic master called "other people's children".

10. The top students are studying hard problems, the top students are studying homework, and the bad students are studying updates.

11. During exams, top students are like Wi-Fi. There are people within 10 meters who want the password.

12. Heaven is about to give a great responsibility to this person. He must first turn off his mobile phone, stop his data flow, steal his account, and unplug his network cable. Only then can he bid farewell to the scumbag and become a top student.

13. The teacher told the top students not to get close to the bad students, and the teacher told the bad students to get closer to the top students.

14. In fact, I was born to be a quasi-student, but if the teacher is not cute or beautiful, I have no motivation.

15. I want stable scores, can withstand the cruelty of exams, and have a destination among the piles of top students.

16. A bad student is hard, a bad student is tired, a bad student cannot sleep before the exam, a bad student can’t do anything in the exam, a bad student is very decadent after the exam, a bad student has to kneel to the top student, and the top student says he I can’t do it at all, and it turned out that I got everything right on the test!

17. I asked a top student how to get 140 in mathematics, and he said just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions. That's enough! !

18. I will always like you until I become a top student.

19. The system is obviously a poor student and has to turn on some academic mode. It not only consumes power but also causes lag.

20. I used to be a top student, but one day I wanted to see the world of bad students, but I couldn’t find my way back.

21. A top student drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, while I feed the sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

22. "Turn off the foodie mode and turn on the academic mode" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"

23. Forgive me for attending the ceremony dressed up, holding a pen in hand , frowning, writing furiously, just to help the top students get to the bottom.

　24. The theory of top academics. If you like a top academic, then you must first study hard to become a top academic yourself, so that you can both advance together and fly together. If you fall in love with a scumbag, you must first study hard to become a scumbag yourself, so that you can play your role in helping that person. If you don't like anyone, then you still have to study hard to become a top student first, so that you can proudly come up with a reason why you are single. I will devote all my youth to my great learning career.

25. The counterattack of the scumbag: You get 90 points, I get 60 points. But you spent a semester, and I only spent a week, so the bad student only used 5.8% of the time of the top student to complete 66.7% of the workload of the top student. In other words, the learning efficiency of the bad student was that of the top student. 1133% times. This also proves that top academics are all people with low IQs. The identification is complete!

26. Suddenly I remembered a confession made by a college bully to his best friend: I like you, but just like you! People around my best friend felt and told her: "He likes you, but just likes you." "So my best friend never paid attention to him again.

I had nothing to do today and thought of checking the Baidu translation: "Even if you are doomed, even if I miss you deeply, I will still treat you as before, and the years will be the same." I go, you deserve it. A top student should not pretend to be awesome, a bad student can't afford to hurt you.

27. What is the pressure of sitting with a top student: Even if you sit quietly with him, you will feel a strong sense of contempt all the time.

28. The high-level math teacher lectures at 4G speed, the top student listens at WiFi speed, the top student memorizes at 3G speed, and the low-school student gets disconnected on the spot.

29. I wish I could have a top student and stay together forever. Take me to self-study and answer thousands of questions in one day. Review CET-4 and CET-6 and give me exam questions. Sit next to me in the examination room and help me take off my clothes. He took the test of ninety-eight and I took the test of ninety-seven. Good friends every year, we will never be separated from generation to generation.

30. I just read a thread about the reasons for breaking up on Weibo. One of them is: "Every time she takes the first place in the exam and I take the second place, she says I am not good enough for her. After the breakup She never got first place in the exam. It’s true. You really think you are capable.”

31. There is always someone who can kill a math problem instantly while you are cutting a plate of fruit, there is always someone who is remembering a word while you are adjusting the angle of the Angry Birds ejection, there is always someone who is playing Dota while you are playing. After reading a chapter of the textbook within the time limit, there will always be someone who will complete a set of reading questions while you are playing a game of 2K. There will always be someone who will listen to a VOA while you are chatting with others. There will always be someone who will be thinking about the gains and losses of the day while you are asleep. If I can run faster than you, will you still waste your time?

32. The head teacher said: "To learn a course well, you should be like chasing a girl, you have to persist!" I interrupted him and said: "Then try chasing eight at the same time." The head teacher: " Get out of here!" I instantly understood why I was a bad student. It turns out that I am a dedicated person. I silently glanced at the top students in the class: Haha, you are the love saints who just go to class...

33. One day, I scored 97 points in the exam, and my academic score was 100. The top student said to me: "You took 97 because your limit is only 97, but I took 100 because the paper only has 100 points." I was speechless and choked.

34. Although I was stunned by the results of the top students, my speed of handing in the paper definitely stunned the top students.

35. I would like to have a top student who will stay with me forever, take me to self-study, answer thousands of questions a day, review and answer questions, give me exam questions, sit next to me in the exam room, and help me get through. one.

36. What girls today need is not a prince, but a male god who can help with mathematics, physics and chemistry.

37. If I spend all my time studying eating, I will not only become a thin person, but also a top student.

38. Give me a test paper about you, and I will tell you what it means to be a top student.

Let’s talk about the topic, it’s almost time for the exam.

40. The meaning of being a scumbag: one who wears beautiful clothes, eats well, gets free answers, and ranks at the bottom of the list of top academics.

41. What the top students write in one night, the low-achievers can finish in one morning reading.

42. Top students show off their grades, goddesses show off their selfies, tycoons show off their wealth, models show off their figures, and I show off my sunshine.

43. Even if the teacher is talking about yarn, a top student can knit it into a sweater. ;