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My wife left the camp and talked about it in the video.

You can't get angry until you see it, if you can give birth.

One: I suggest you make a video for her! You can imitate the classic dialogue in Stephen Chow's A Chinese Odyssey! Rent a suit yourself; I don't need to tell you the conversation, do I? That's part: once. ....

Two: Or Song Xiaobao and Xiao Shenyang also have a bridge about how to keep the girlfriend who wants to break up with you in the program of Happy Comedy; Four people and four methods, one by one.

Three: Like taking an aphrodisiac, she was killed; Intimidation and seduction; Let her lend you money and then deliberately refuse to pay it back, making her feel that you owe her and don't want to leave you.

Four: If you can't keep her, let her get pregnant, give birth to a child, and let the child keep her, but you seem to be married.

Five: If the fourth rule is not enough, I suggest you let her cuckold you, so that she may feel guilty and accompany you occasionally.

Six: if you still can't help it, destroy her, throw sulfuric acid, kidnap, threaten, beat her and kick her; If you finish this, congratulations, you are completely old and dead; Because you may face jail time and inner remorse.

Seven: Buddha said: the origin and fate have long been doomed, color is empty, and empty is color; Parting means gathering and parting, and gathering and parting means parting; Why stay too much for doomed separation, why be too happy for doomed reunion.

Eight: Brothers treat the changes of everything in the world with a normal heart. Some are separated and there is nothing we can do, and some meet naturally; When you really do what you have to do, leave the result to God! Thank you for watching. Some of the devil's suggestions above are that you should not go the devil's way, because you have watched a lot of news and you can't go straight back. How can there be light without darkness, and how can we know that peace is not easy without war? I've said too much, so I won't say it. I hope it works for you.