Joke: follow one's inclinations.

1, I had a quarrel with my wife, and now I'm told this at home: ex-husband, bring me that! I haven't made out with my wife for a long time. As a result, today she suddenly said: If you marry a wife, you will never finish it. What do you mean! ?

My wife was drunk and came home very late. Wife: Husband, I have acquired a super power. Would you like to have a try?

Husband: What super power?

Wife: You can put a hat on your head without hands.

Husband: Daughter-in-law, there is a hole in my sock.

Wife: manicure, is it too long?

Husband: Yes, I haven't cut my nails for a long time, and my daughter-in-law has a hole in her underwear.

My wife gave me a squint and said, that must be a fart collapse.

I got a marriage certificate with my daughter-in-law today. When I got it, I asked her: Is there anything you want to say to me?

These idiots said: don't worry about accidental pregnancy in the future!

Idiot's wonderful hilarious joke

Hall's wonderful hilarious joke 1, husband: can you stop playing music! Me: What do you know? This is called prenatal education! Husband: Is there only hemp in prenatal education in the world? You call it brainwashing!

2. Husband: This year, as long as you take off your makeup, it will be Halloween. Wife: Lying in the trough, it will be Children's Day as soon as you take off your pants!

3. My husband said with my diagnosis in his hand, I remember that I didn't spend much effort. Why does your uterus wear out?

4. Me: It's too hot this summer, so don't end up doing real estate. You look tanned ... my husband comforted me and said, nothing, it's cold, and there are cold buttocks everywhere.

I have something to do today. Husband: Does it really hurt? If only I could take Tony's place. Then Owen punched him in the crotch. My husband said, clutching his ass, it turned out that my period was so painful!

Idiot's wonderful hilarious joke

1. My daughter-in-law saw an alpaca when she looked at the photo and asked me what it was. I replied: grass mud horse ... turned around and saw my mother-in-law staring at me with strange eyes in the corner. ...

I was particularly hard on my mother-in-law before, because she blocked me when I chased my daughter-in-law. Since my daughter-in-law and I live together every day, I know that my mother-in-law is good for me! ! !

My mother-in-law is so witty. When my daughter-in-law went to school, she didn't pay the tuition and asked her to apply for a student loan. After graduation, I married my daughter-in-law, and then ... the task of repaying the loan fell on me.

4. A friend asked: The same woman, why is her daughter-in-law so embarrassed and her mother-in-law so embarrassed? I said: because my mother-in-law has been cheated once!

A man was sunbathing on the balcony, and my father-in-law came over and handed me a cigarette. I quickly said, dad, you know I won't smoke. He smiled and handed me a lighter and said, who told you to smoke? Your mother-in-law suspects that I smoke. She smells my hand every day, and I'm bored to death. You light it for me and I'll smoke it. ...

Talk about classic love _ Don't pretend to be modest and run with your mouth full.

1, I believe that long-distance love is a test, and it will last a lifetime. When it is over, I will hold hands with you to see the world, I will have a lot of meals with you, I will become a koala, and I can't get rid of it.

Except death, all leaving is betrayal. He is not the kind of person you like, but the one you like. I'm too lazy to take care of myself, but I care about you so much. Why aren't you moved?

Even if I become a sleek and sophisticated person one day, when I think of you, I still want to shave my beard and put on your favorite white shirt. Since we are destined to be apart, it doesn't matter whether it's sunny or not.

4. In fact, I like that this thing of yours is only hot for three minutes. After three minutes, it never stops. Don't fall in love again. It's in my hands. I treat you as a treasure.

5, love to talk, far from being afraid of life, near being afraid of troubles, less afraid of light, more afraid of entanglement, how difficult feelings are. I don't know why I like you, what I like about you and what I like about you, but I just like you, like you very much, like you very much and like you more and more.

6. When two people are together for a long time, they will become more and more familiar and the topics will gradually decrease. You start to feel tired, and you don't feel the same way about him. At this moment, another person appeared, and you began to have a good chat with him. You think you like him, and you start to ignore your partner. Have you ever thought that true feelings are only those who have no topic? Just don't give up when strangers have so many topics.

7. What do you think of the people I protect? Whoever touches first loses, so we all win dignity, but we lose completely. The advantage of having an object is that someone can give you a warm hand, a spring smile and a real hug when you are most helpless.

8. After all, you will meet someone who makes you want to be ordinary. I don't drink water that others have drunk, and I'm not interested in sharing the same person with others. Don't be hot and cold to me, it will affect my determination to leave you! I have always been infinitely gentle with you.

9. I'm only a teenager, and I don't like anything that deep. I don't know what the meaning and responsibility are. I only know that you are my type, and I want to accept you early. Most of the company commanders can't wait. This is my special feeling for you.

10, you should find an ordinary girl in love, who is slightly fat, loves to laugh and is easy to satisfy. She is free in front of you, lives comfortably, runs with her mouth full, but blushes when she sees the person she likes. Being with such a girl is called love.

Just be the first me, not the second one.

1, one should be crazy once in one's life, whether for one person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

No matter how hard it is, stick to it, because only the moment you give up will you lose.

If someone talks about you behind your back, it can only show that your life is obviously much more wonderful than theirs.

Life is always full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

Reality will tell you that if you don't work hard, you will be trampled to death by life. There is no need to make excuses. Nothing is a reason to fight.

6. Don't look down on every little thing you do. Only by doing them beautifully can you achieve great things in the future.

7. The hardest thing to forget in life is not the time of success, but looking back at the seemingly endless and arduous dark process.

8. What is the difference between youth and maturity? I always want to change when I am young, and I always want to be stable when I am mature.

9, there are not so many assumptions in life, the reality is a real slap in the face, hitting your face, there is no doubt that there is no pain, only go ahead.

10, no one lives easier than anyone else. It's just that some people cry and suffer for the land, and some people grind their teeth silently and force themselves to learn to be strong.