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What are the copywriting suitable for Qixi circle of friends?

1, too late. I can't afford to hire someone for five dollars.

2. Someone asked me, is Tanabata still alone? Will I become a dog? It's true to think about it now.

3. What's better than Tanabata? We are single and happy. Isn't it sweet to surf the Internet at home? Oh, why is the keyboard dirty? Let me clean it: cpdd.

4, looking for a girlfriend urgently, just three requirements: 1, female; 2. alive; The first one can be discussed.

5. Be careful, be careful. It is acceptable for me to confess to me today.

6, pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined.

7. Tanabata is here again. My future husband is telling his current girlfriend to be together forever.

8. It's Tanabata again. Recalling the sweetness of love, longing for the warmth of love, sadness, love and parting have nothing to do with me.

9. Hello, I'm the Qixi toad that your relatives and friends ordered for you. Now I want to make a phone call, widowed, widowed, widowed, widowed, widowed, widowed, widowed ~

10, because the cowherd and the weaver girl have been living in a state of separation, and the cowherd and his cow are in love, so we can't get through Tanabata. Please tell each other!

1 1, quietly single, and then laugh everyone to death on Tanabata.

12, summer summer quietly passed by. Only you, only you, only you spent Tanabata alone.

13. If I break the law, there will be laws to punish me instead of letting me watch you send these things here.

Be sure to take off the bill before Tanabata 14 and 12. If I can't do it, I will fart!

15, look at the sea, please don't disturb.

16, Tanabata, a traditional festival tradition, I'm already on my way to find Cowherd.

17, if you didn't receive flowers today, jump from the loophole now, and you will receive flowers every year on Tanabata.

18, I have been paying attention to you since the day I added you vx. I often go through your circle of friends. I'm not good at words. I haven't talked to you much, but I'm sure I like it. I have set this item to be visible only to you. I want to spend Tanabata with you. You can pat me if you agree.