Classic lines in the prose Interview

Classic lines about the essay Interview

Manager: So you didn't go back to work?

Manager: Hao Deshou? Why not just call it "easy to get"?

Guo: I'm Hao Deshou. I have a group of associates. We are all wanted!

Guo: That's true! Only good health can work well! Big brother! I am not only healthy, but also working fast! I moved everything in your house in five minutes! Lift this table and let's go.

Manager: You won't even let the children go?

Manager: Your mouth is so sweet.

Guo: I can't say that I have accumulated a lot of experience, but I have experienced many battles!

Manager: Hey! Your name is Hao Deshou!

Guo: Big Brother has been waiting for you. I tell you, my life is in your hands. Whether I go or stay, I will listen to you.

Guo: We went to five supermarkets without success! I just wonder if too many people scare people. Let them wait at home today, and I'll try you alone.

Manager: You are really a good man!

Thief: Whoops!

Manager: You stepped on it!

Manager: A supermarket for three years? They didn't find you?

Manager: Young man! I'm terribly sorry! The thing is, things are always lost in our store recently! Thieves just can't be caught! I was so worried! He is stealing today. When the crowd caught him, he was locked in my office, waiting for the police to take him away!

Manager: Bah! You are shameless! You should have been arrested a long time ago for fooling around, sneaking around and stealing chickens and dogs!

Guo: Brother, please have some candy.

Manager: What do you want? I officially inform you that I will see them as soon as I see you! It can't be wrong! Young man! Stay. You can be a leader! Come on, come on, come on! It is entirely possible for you to realize your dream of being a store manager with me!

Manager: Line 360, what line do you do? You have to do this!

Manager: You, um, what, um! I'm still saying, why don't you do something for such a big man? I have to do this!

Manager: What's your name?

Guo: Who? ?

Manager: Then why don't you say something about the application?

Manager: What happened?

Guo: Manager! I have a dream!

Manager: How old are you?

Guo: Although this dream is far away, once it is realized. ...

Manager: Oh, dear! You're still excited with me! This is aimed at you! What is this?

Manager: Why did you also receive on-the-job training?

Manager: Oh, dear! Do you still have dreams?

Guo: I'll wait for you! Seven more times!

Manager: Why?

Manager: I really admire you! Oh, dear! Your real name is Hao Deshou!

Manager: Sorry! Fellow citizens! You tell them I want them all!

Guo: Five years!

Guo: No, there is a rule in our business that a good horse doesn't turn back and we don't go back. But two days later, a partner said that they posted a notice to let us go back.

Guo: It's not easy to find a job! I went to several places, and everyone said I couldn't do it, and my image was not good! My head shape is too insidious. What do you think being a porter has to do with my hairstyle? I had no choice but to borrow a headgear. Try it on. I don't know what to bring. Otherwise, the manager will be ashamed to come in later. (turning around and seeing the manager jump up) Ah!

Manager: OK, OK! Don't say anything, you can stay!

Policeman: Is this your first crime? I've seen you three times in the police station alone. Take what you stole and go!

Guo: The family is poor! I haven't been to school for a few days, so this is the only way.

Guo: There is something wrong with this kindergarten. The children have to take a nap. Why can't there be exercise? As soon as there is movement, children cry, and crying is contagious. When they cried, they all cried. Wow! Can't do it! But later found that the supermarket is very easy to do, for three years!

K: That's all right. A few days ago, my colleagues and I, colleagues?

Manager: You are not a good person, not a good person ... Hey! You are not a good person! Oh! I'm sorry! I'm not talking about you. I'll talk after the phone call!

Manager: What's the matter?

Guo: Big Brother has a good eye!

Guo: What?

Guo: Oh! This is too collision, exactly the same. (On cell phone) Hello! Hello! Is this a supermarket? Oh, right, right, right! I'm here to apply. Didn't I say I had an interview today? Yes! Where is it? The manager's office is waiting. All right! Manager ... manager's office.

Manager: wanted!

Guo: Line 360, every line is the best! I'm not ashamed to do this job! Big brother! Eat according to your ability!

Manager: That's it?

Policeman: Comrade! Excuse me

Guo: OK! Is this equal?

Thief; Ah! This is my first time. I think I am a first-time offender. I dare not do it again. Please give me a break!

Guo: Big Brother! Manager! Thank you! It is not easy! Big brother! Don't worry! Our brothers listen to you! Let's all work hard Big brother! Can I have my headgear back?

Manager: OK! Here!

Guo: That's true! I have a resume for everything now.

Guo: What am I? Oh, great!

Guo: Oh no! Two days later, the supermarket opened again.

Manager: don't move Stay here!

Guo: Who is shameless! Who's sneaking around? What have I done? Get caught! I won't finish with you until you make it clear!

Guo: Really? What about you?

Manager: Goodbye!

Guo: Just a stupid manager. Your shop is hopeless. I tell you, although I am a porter, I have moved so many valuable things that I haven't moved a stitch or a thread. Although I am poor, I have the bottom line and dignity to be a man!

Manager: Can you save some for me?

20 12 spring festival evening sketch "interview"

Guo: Two days ago, I went with several fellow villagers and partners. ......

Guo: I work in hotels, restaurants, factories, KTV and kindergartens. ...

Manager: Oh, dear! Why didn't you say so earlier?

Guo: You didn't ask me!

Manager: How many years have you been in this business?

Manager: OK! There is no water! Let's go Change the bucket of water!

Guo: Huh?

Guo: What kind of talent am I? My name is not nice! I can get it!

Manager: Do you have anything to explain? You have a lot of nerve!

Guo: My name is Hao Deshou, the virtue of moral longevity.

Guo: Go on!

Manager: Equality!

Manager: That's crazy! Sit down! Sit tight! Let me tell you something! I saw it as soon as I walked in the door. You're the one who did this!

Manager: Where have you all worked?

Guo: I quit later!

Guo: No! Soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers! Big brother! You asked me to do it in your shop! Show your talent!

Manager: This is for you!

(Music-"I Believe")

Manager: Hello! Police station! Comrade police, I'm interrogating the thief. What? You caught the thief! Then what is this thing? Ok, ok, ok! I'll be right there! Hmm!

Guo: Say it again!

Thief: Me! Alas! This is a disaster!

Manager: don't move Step back.

Manager: Why are you surnamed Hao?

Manager: You!

Manager: Wait a minute! Young man, call all your companions at once!

Guo: OK! Or an accomplice Big brother!

Guo: I have a resume!

Manager: You are not a good person, not a good person, not a good person! What are you doing?

Guo: Manager, are you from Guangdong?

Manager: Hello! I'm the manager. What? The thief was caught? Great! Where is it in my office? Did you call the police? The police will come soon. Hey, what is a thief like? Sportswear, messenger bag, yellow hair, OK! Let me try him first! (Seeing Guo) That's him! Sportswear, messenger bag, yellow hair, eh! No! This one has no hair!

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