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The same trip, different gains.

The long-awaited trip to Guilin was finally accompanied by my daughter and returned with satisfaction. After this trip, I don't want to say how beautiful Guilin's landscape is; I don't want to say how refreshing Guilin rice noodles are; At the same time, I don't want to say that the golden oranges in Guilin hang on the green fruit trees, which makes people drool ... I want to talk about the thirteen bosses of Guilin IELTS jeweler.

Thirteen, thirties, cut a particularly fashionable hairstyle. There is hair less than three inches wide in the middle of the whole head, dragging from the forehead to the back of the head. Hair set with hair gel is less than three inches wide and shiny. Standing in the middle position with shaved heads on both sides is particularly eye-catching.

Get up at six o'clock in the morning and follow the tourist bus, thinking it was going to the scenic spot. The car took us to a jewelry store covering an area of about 1000 square meters, which contained all kinds of gold, silver and jade articles. The owner of this luxuriously decorated IELTS jewelry store is thirteen.

I can't imagine what effect this hairstyle will have on others' heads. Thirteen young people who have stayed in Macao for more than ten years and returned home, although in their thirties, have this hairstyle on their heads, which not only reflects his unruly character, but also shows his cleanliness and freshness. People see that they want to get close to him, want to know his experience, and are a little afraid of being cheated and falling into his trap. ...

The news that traveling abroad is forced to shop is endless. So when the bus stopped at the entrance of IELTS jewelry store, all kinds of complaints in the crowd were endless. Anyone who gets up at six o'clock to catch the 6: 30 bus can't be in the mood to know how good, fake and expensive the jewels of a tourist attraction are.

But it seems that everyone can do nothing but complain in a strange place.

However, when the tour guide took us into an upscale conference room, two beautiful women greeted us politely, poured tea and exchanged greetings. We were amused by one humorous joke after another ... everyone was relaxed, happy and cheering. ...

Just as everyone was laughing and laughing happily. I saw a man in his thirties standing at the door, dressed in fashion, with a shiny gold necklace around his neck, like a golden pocket scarf. But a pair of eagle eyes are bright. The shopping guide saw us suddenly quiet down and looked at the door in unison. I saw that she turned and bowed politely to the people at the door, and kindly called out, "Hello, boss!" " "

Immediately, he turned to face us and said loudly, "It is rare for the boss to personally come to the store to supervise our work today. Everyone welcomed the boss with warm applause. "

Shao, the boss, came over with a smile and enthusiasm in the cheerful applause of everyone.

As soon as I saw him on the stage, he introduced us to the origin of the name "Thirteen Little". It turns out that the name "Thirteen Little" comes from a famous casino in Macau. According to the boss himself, there are many rules in the casino, and his name is one of them.

It turns out that the boss is a usurer in the casino, and usury has a rule of nine thirteenth. In other words, if you lose money in the casino, they will lend you the money. But you borrowed 10,000 yuan, and they only paid you 9,000 yuan, and paid him 13,000 yuan three days later. So it's nine out of thirteen.

If you can't pay back the money in three days, you can postpone it for another three days, but after one week, the money you need to pay back is 26 thousand, which has doubled, and so on ... Therefore, he was named thirteen less.

Hearing this, everyone dared not talk nonsense. The lively atmosphere was so quiet that they could only hear their own breathing.

Thirteen saw everyone's mood suddenly tense, and immediately changed the subject: don't be too nervous. It makes no sense for me to say these things. I just want to tell you that if you have the chance to go to Macau, don't gamble, especially don't borrow money to gamble. If you embark on the road of gambling, you will harm others and yourself, and your family will be worried and lose everything.

So he went on to say, "Dear friends, it's an honor to meet you on my website the day before the New Year in China. Don't be too nervous. Not only will I not ask you to buy anything today, but I will also give each of you an emerald gift. As long as you listen to my story attentively .. "

I am the fifth in my family and the youngest child of my father. But unlike ordinary families, my real sister is only myself. Although the other four are half-brothers, they all said that my mother seduced my father and drove their mother away since childhood. So they often gang up to bully me. Thirteen small chats.

So I've been rebellious since I was a child. I hate my mother and father more. Even hate them for bringing me into this world. ...

Therefore, in everyone's eyes, I am not short of discussing all the problems of the rich second generation, let alone studying. Thirteen seems to be holding back the story, with a stone in his heart.

I was dismissed from school many times, and my father used money to solve it many times. Every time I see my dad expelled from school, getting angry is my happiest time. He went on talking. ...

Later, I spent my dad's money hard, thinking that my dad had plenty of money anyway, so I spent it instead of the four of them. And I think the four of them, I can't spend any more. Sometimes my dad thinks I'm going too far and hits me hard. I ran out from home with my money in my bag and asked people around me to help me spend it. And leave a note at home asking my dad to deposit as much money into my card as I can. Don't go out to play until my dad calls the money. ...

This life lasted until 2005, when I was sixteen. I have always been the best in the world, and I can do anything among my friends. One day, a friend around me said that someone bullied him, and I was full of loyalty in the Jianghu. I thought bullying him meant losing my face, so I helped my friend solve it.

I never thought I would seriously hurt my opponent because I shot too hard. At that time, I thought it was nothing. My family has plenty of money, and my dad will be fine with it. But this time, unlike before, I broke the law and will be punished by the law. So my dad took me to Macau and left me in Macau and he went back.

I was still delusional at that time. Just leave. Anyway, Cary has more money to burn, so stay wherever you go! I am more excited that I have never been to Macau. Being rich in Macao makes it more exciting to travel to more places. ...

But the excitement disappeared the next day, because my dad froze my card! I am broke! I am not only penniless, but also in a strange city, a city where people are unfamiliar with the language. For the first time, I know what it's like to be afraid, hesitant and afraid.

When my dad left, he only left one sentence: "It's up to you to live or die. I just assume that I don't have your son. "

I have been in the safe haven of adults and have never experienced wind and rain; I am the man in front of my friend. I never know what it's like to have no money; I will only cause trouble. In the most difficult and hungry time in Macao, I picked up bread thrown away by others from the trash can. ...

Later, in order to make a living, I washed dishes for others, cleaned in bars, and finally worked as an intern in casinos. After working in a casino for several years, I contacted my mother in various ways and asked her to give me some money. The mother who cares about her child secretly sent me private money. Only then did I have my own capital and started a loan career of nine in and thirteen out.

That is, since then, my money has doubled every day and has been rising for ten years. I haven't contacted my family in these ten years. There is only hate in my heart, so much so that even making money is meaningless.

Until five years ago, I met my present wife by chance. She is a very considerate, gentle and considerate girl. After she knew my background, she did all my work and advised me to go home and have a look. Three years ago, we had a pair of lovely children. Thanks to my wife's repeated efforts, our family returned to our hometown three years ago.

When I got home, I saw my mother, who was only sixty years old, lying in a hospital bed, skinny and shaped like a skeleton. I was shocked at that time!

My mother has breast cancer and has been in hospital for more than a year. My conscious mother vaguely remembers me because of Si Er's sadness and illness. Just speechless, gray eyes shed two lines of muddy tears. ...

I slapped myself hard when I knew that my money would never buy my mother's life. I bought a bill for my asshole behavior, and told me with the life of the only mother who loves me most in my life: people are mixed in rivers and lakes, no matter what you do, you will pay it back sooner or later.

A week after I came home, my mother left us forever. ...

See the omnipotent father at ordinary times. Although I have two wives in my life, I still live alone in the end. The children are far apart and busy. The 75-year-old father is not very flexible. Although his family's business is very big, money is just a figure, which has not brought any happiness to the elderly.

So I decided not to go to Macao, and the industry and business in Macao were entrusted to others. In addition to the expenses of maintaining normal operation, 70% of the profits are donated to nursing homes and orphanages every year.

I looked at Shao Gang's bright eyes when he came in. Tears swirled in her eyes several times and kept retreating several times. His voice choked several times, and he pretended to be calm and finished his experience several times.

Then he bent down and took out a handbag from the counter. Go on, thank you all for gathering in Guilin IELTS Jewelry Store from the ends of the earth and listening to me finish my experience. To thank you, I give each of you a small gift.

I saw that he took out a glittering and translucent jade from his handbag, which was smooth in texture and had a small hole in the middle, beige and copper. After walking around the crowd, I said, do you know what this is? The crowd was unusually quiet.

He went on to say that this is real jade. Although simple, I designed it myself. The name is "Cherish the present". So there is no element except one eye in the middle. It tells us to be careful and not careless. We should cherish the people in front of us and be kind-hearted

This jade has no impurities, which shows that we should be simple and simple. Don't be influenced by material things. Money binds our souls.

I really gave it to you today. Because Xun Yu is destiny takes a hand, I hope you can take it with you. Seeing it reminds me of the story I told today. I hope this story will bring you more thoughts.

I hold this jade, which is less than the size of a copper coin, but I think it is too heavy for me to bear. ...