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Receive express delivery, share joy and talk about genetic modification (50 articles)

How to share the joy of receiving express delivery (I) 1 It seems that I have a phobia of receiving express delivery. The courier arrived, a little depressed, all of which were laid down by Ding workers.

2. Frontier express rustles and endless bills roll in.

3. Don't smell things outside the window, just want to receive express delivery.

4. Who would have thought that the last payment was made at 0: 30 last night 12, and I woke up in the morning and received the courier!

Except bulletproof, there is nothing happier than receiving cosmetics express after work and then buying everything.

6. I still have five hahahahahaha, and three have not been delivered today. 10 or more couriers are so cool.

7. Feel the first wave of the shopping festival, pay the final payment in the early morning and receive the express delivery in the morning.

8. The courier downstairs has set up a stall to prepare for delivery, and the horn for receiving the courier has sounded.

9. This year's express delivery is really fast, and receiving express delivery is painful and happy. The confirmed receipt will be charged to the account.

10. This year's shopping festival express delivery was a bit unexpected, and I received three early in the morning.

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12. The shopping festival is more exciting and exciting than the Spring Festival. I started my homework a month ago and continued to receive express delivery a month later. I thought that no festival could really bring me such lasting happiness.

13. I completely forgot the sadness of the bankrupt and began to enjoy the happiness of receiving the courier.

15. I am drunk when I think about the days when I will receive express delivery every day for the next few days.

16. The shopping festival is full these days, so I finally have a good time and wait for the express delivery.

17. The woman received the courier and knew what was inside, but she was curious.

Share the joy of receiving express delivery (2) 18. That's great. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble cushions outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, and it is exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll change it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.

19. Every other day is the day when express delivery is booming.

20. The shopping festival is over, and it's time to receive express delivery.

2 1. wife attacked, destination station. The shopping festival express has arrived one after another, and it's so cool to receive it.

22. It feels like she hasn't bought anything online at this time of year. The empty shopping cart is not directly proportional to the cold weather. Sometimes she hates herself and her weakness. When watching others enjoy shopping, she always tries to isolate herself from them. She didn't receive a surprise from the courier, because in her opinion, the money at home is always spent on rice, and I feel that I sometimes owe her too much. I can't afford it in my life!

I opened the package in front of others with a smile yesterday.

24. The greatest happiness is that you can sign for the express every day.

25. Ding Dong has been checked. Thank the boss for his love and like to express a lot of things. The most beautiful appearance of life is probably to buy something he likes with a smile on his face.

26. After a day of chopping hands, the traffic has also gone a lot, and the number of bank cards has also decreased a lot. I'm about to receive the courier, but the goods are what you want.

27. I am shocked to receive the courier every day. I can't even see the courier's face.

28. The Great Wall suddenly received a courier. At first, I couldn't stop crying on my coat. Where are my wife and son? There is not a trace of sadness on their faces. However, I packed my books and poems crazily.

29. Receiving a parcel is the happiest time of the day! The pleasure of receiving express delivery often has nothing to do with the value of the goods themselves.

30. I will be immersed in the joy of sending and receiving express these days.

3 1. No matter whether the gift you prepare is cheap or expensive, you will only prove your mind when you prepare it.

32. I hope I can receive the express delivery as soon as the shopping festival!

I received a courier today, which was sent by my brother. Nice color number. I like it.

34. The poorer you are, the more you want to spend money. The recent happiness needs to be supported by buying things and receiving express delivery!

Share the joy of receiving express delivery (3) 35. This is the express delivery I received these days, 19 pieces, and there will be 10 pieces tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I am super happy!

36. Another year of etiquette shopping festival. Some people are slow to make up the order, while others worry that they are out of stock and pay quickly. All right, that's it. I have placed a lot of orders, and then I am going to receive express delivery. I made up for the shopping festival this afternoon. I am sleepy, too. Go to sleep!

Express delivery is received at 37. 1 hour, which will be the fastest time for me to place an order and receive goods for so many years.

38. I finally got to the express cabinet on the weekend morning and didn't want to get up and get it, then lamented why I didn't send it to my door.

39. The little milk yellow that kept me waiting for a few days for express delivery finally arrived. I quickly dismantled the courier and set it up casually. I like it very much.

40. The fastest logistics in history just paid the final payment last night and received the express delivery this morning.

4 1. I fell down with joy when I received the courier.

42. You will receive a courier tomorrow ... The buyer's show is totally different from the seller's show.

43. I received the last payment last night and didn't even give me a chance to regret it.

44. I think this happiness ended the moment the courier was opened.

45. I wonder if I have received any gifts. It's such a simple thing that I want to do, but I can't think of a better way. Life is the same, always full of setbacks. ....

46. It is not enough to be woken up by the courier at 6 o'clock every day. I have to sign for it myself. It's okay. I can go back to sleep.

47. I feel very lost after paying the final payment. It is said that the shopping festival is comparable to the Spring Festival Evening. After paying the last payment, I have a feeling that I will never forget this night. Fortunately, the next wave of express delivery will be closed! ! Help me up! I'm fine!

48. I am very happy to receive the courier today. This year's shopping festival delivery is too fast, depending on logistics, the delivery has been made after the deposit has been paid.

49. The excitement of shopping, the surprise of receiving express delivery, and the heartbeat of repayment.

Although I feel distressed when I pay, I firmly believe that I will be very happy when I receive the express delivery.

Talking about the mood of helping friends receive express delivery

The feeling of helping a friend receive a courier is described in article 1 1. Although I feel distressed when I pay, I firmly believe that I will be very happy when I receive the courier.

2. What girls like best is receiving express delivery. The happiest thing this month is to ruin their luck and break the record.

Every time I want something, you can send it to me It's good to have you.

Shopping festival is more exciting and exciting than Spring Festival. I started my homework a month ago and continued to receive express delivery a month later. I thought that no festival could really bring me such lasting happiness.

The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who is as prosperous as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

6. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really hold on this time.

7. I left a wave of clothes, so I should throw them away and donate them. The wardrobe is much easier! Skin care products for the first shopping festival have arrived, and we continue to receive express delivery.

8. Today, the courier has been sent out. I feel that the shopping festival seems to have ended, and the next day I will wait for the express delivery.

9. Although I was desperate when I paid the final payment, I was very excited when I received the courier.

10. Feel the first wave of the shopping festival, pay the final payment in the early morning and receive the express delivery in the morning.

1 1. When a woman receives the express, she knows what's inside and is just curious.

12. Goodbye, world. I have been tortured by the shopping festival without a dime. I returned to liberation overnight, and in a few days, I was crazy about receiving express delivery.

13. Although I am poor, I am really happy to receive the express delivery. Try to make money.

14. It feels like she hasn't bought anything online at this time of year. The empty shopping cart is not directly proportional to the cold weather. Sometimes she hates herself and her weakness. She always tries to isolate herself from others while watching others enjoy shopping, and can't receive the surprise of express delivery, because in her opinion, the money at home is always spent on daily necessities, and her heart has been stuffed for a long time. I think I owe her too much sometimes. In this life,

15. I have been receiving all kinds of express delivery these days, and I am very happy and grateful for my acceptance.

16. What can wake you up from bed in the morning after shopping in the early morning of the shopping festival? This is the first express delivery.

17. That's the end of today's unhappy ending, and then it's a happy day to receive express delivery.

How do you feel about helping a friend receive a courier? Part II: 18. I still have five, hahahahahaha, and three have not been delivered. 10 or more couriers are so cool.

19. I wonder if this happened to you. I bought a sweater coat on the Internet two days ago, and today I received a courier, which scared me to death. There's a little thing not opened! ! !

20. Ordinary life, occasional surprises, the best gift is never anything, but unexpected warmth. Thank you for your meeting and love.

2 1. I can't wait for the package to fly soon.

22. I will be immersed in the joy of sending and receiving express these days.

23. I haven't received Jingdong Express for several years. The last time I received it was a blue nunchaku from a boy I liked.

24. I prefer receiving express delivery to meeting people.

25. Come to me if you don't receive the courier in a few days. I'll send you a single number when I get home.

26. The poorer you are, the more you want to spend money. The recent happiness needs to be supported by buying things and receiving express delivery!

27. the courier has worked hard ~ every time I receive the courier, I will say thank you to the courier brother. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier

28. I became a fool with four couriers in my hand.

29. I am very happy to receive the courier today. This year's shopping festival delivery is too fast, depending on logistics, the delivery has been made after the deposit has been paid.

30. I am looking forward to receiving express delivery every day recently. It feels beautiful, but my wallet is going to cry.

3 1. I am so happy to receive this express from Ann. Everyone likes it and plays it affectionately for a long time.

The shopping festival successfully picked up a lot of things. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

33. Today is a special day. My favorite thing is to receive express delivery, but it seems that I will eat dirt again next month.

34. Starting from the booming express delivery, every other day is the day to receive express delivery.

How to help friends receive express delivery? Talk about article 3. This year's shopping festival logistics is so powerful that it has wings! I'm going to pick up the express.

36. I am so happy to receive the courier, so I must wait until the child falls asleep and enjoy it slowly.

37. It's not easy to express your brother. Knowing that the school wouldn't let me go out, he braved the rain to send me to the school gate from another town at night. He was also scolded by the gate and smiled. Afterwards, he texted me to ask if I had received the express.

38. It's been a while, and this month has been very difficult. I robbed too many things. Don't say anything now, just wait for the express delivery.

39. After paying the final payment, the most exciting mood is the moment you receive the express delivery. The courier has an inexplicable kindness.

40. The first thing I do when I get up after paying the final payment every day is to see where my courier is. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

4 1. Surprisingly, I received a new camera at the weekend. White is very loving!

42. I have spent so much money that I can only make up for it by disassembling the courier! ! I opened nine packages at one go the night before yesterday.

43. I paid the final payment in half an hour and arrived ahead of time. The first express delivery of the shopping festival will be received today.

44. Looking forward to life in the coming week, receiving express delivery, receiving express delivery, receiving express delivery.

45. It is not enough to be woken up by the courier at 6 o'clock every day. I have to sign for it myself. It doesn't matter. I can go back to sleep.

46. No matter whether the gift you prepare is cheap or expensive, you will only prove your mind when you prepare it.

47. The fastest shopping festival in history was awakened by the courier brother in the early morning! Get up and collect the express. Hahaha, this shopping festival is not over yet. The courier has arrived, ok!

48. I am happier when I receive the express message than when I find my boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be my own, but the express must be.

49. Isn't the shopping festival a few days away? Everyone received the express delivery. What happened?

50. I am still very happy to receive this courier, and everyone who likes the taste knows it.

Wait for the courier at home to collect the courier and talk about collecting it.

The mood of waiting for express delivery at home is probably 1 article 1. The greatest happiness is that you can sign for the express every day.

2. The passive woman attacked and aimed at the post. The shopping festival express has arrived one after another, and it's so cool to receive it.

I got a call from the courier as soon as I came back, and wanted to know where the courier came from. Seeing the address, I smiled again. I took part in the questionnaire survey and got the bath essential oil they gave me ... hahaha, I don't even know when I joined. It seems that I really like shopping ... continue to surprise me in the future, I am still suffering. ...

Anyway, I must enjoy the annual shopping festival, and I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

I received a courier today, which was sent by my brother. Nice color number. I like it.

On the first day of the shopping festival, I borrowed the company's cart because there were too many couriers. Otherwise I don't know how many times I have to run. I am exhausted. It's the first time I feel that express delivery is too much and complicated, and there are still three days left.

7. There are experiences about this shopping festival, such as pre-delivery. 12: 30 I received the courier one hour after I paid the final payment, which shocked me and made me feel that time had passed.

8. I don't know if you have ever encountered this situation. I bought a sweater coat on the Internet two days ago, and today I received a courier, which scared me to death. There's a little thing not opened! ! !

9. It's not easy to express my brother. Knowing that the school wouldn't let me go out, he braved the rain to send me to the school gate from another town at night. He was also scolded by the gate and smiled. Afterwards, he texted me to ask if I had received the express.

10. My favorite thing is to receive express delivery. I was very excited when I heard the phone call from the courier. Unconsciously, I seem to have no money again.

1 1. The shopping festival is simply racking one's brains when buying, being in a hurry when receiving the express delivery, and having to feel like a knife when paying the bill.

12. The last payment made last night has been received by the first courier company. This year's shopping festival is great.

13. I received a beautiful postcard, which was a surprise at the weekend!

14. Life is like receiving express delivery. You never know, there will always be unexpected surprises. Take life seriously and start by constantly creating small surprises for yourself.

15. I won't throw away the box that was recently moved by express delivery. I saved it for a month and got my blood back at the shopping festival.

16. It's cool to receive the express one minute, and it's always cool to receive it the next.

17. What girls like best is to receive express delivery. The happiest thing this month is to ruin your luck and break the record.

18. Receiving a package is the happiest time of the day! The pleasure of receiving express delivery often has nothing to do with the value of the goods themselves.

19. I hope I can receive the courier as soon as the shopping festival!

20. I finally got to the express cabinet on the weekend morning and didn't want to get up and get it, then lamented why I didn't send it to my door.

The feeling of waiting for the courier to receive the courier at home. Part II: 2 1. I was so happy to receive the courier that I fell down.

22. I have received five couriers, and two more have arrived, both of which I like. That Anmuxi is a mango passion fruit, which is delicious. Every bite I eat is full of tears.

23. The first courier received at this year's shopping festival, the last payment arrived in the early morning, soon ~

24. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts. I spent a lot of time. I want to know your good memories. Haha, that's it.

25. Spending money is very happy, shopping is also very happy, and receiving express delivery is even happier: spending money is cool for a while, and spending money is always cool.

26. Yes, hahaha, I am very happy to receive the express. What I get is mine, unlike what others get, it may not be yours.

27. I really want to receive the courier soon ~ I really want to pick out the wedding photos quickly ~

28. It's a Buddhist shopping festival for express delivery.

29. I didn't send two more. Why didn't I send a few more?

I know what's inside, but I can't wait to open it.

3 1. I received an unexpected surprise on a sick weekend, haha, thank you ~

32. I stayed up late to spend money, and he stayed up late to deliver goods. This is probably happiness in two directions. Feelings that go in two directions are meaningful. No wonder I'm so happy to receive express delivery. That's it.

33. It suddenly occurred to me that the shopping festival might be a good time to go home, place an order before departure and then lie at home and collect the express delivery crazily. Hahaha!

34. I forgot to change my address at the shopping festival, and a group of couriers went to school. Oh, I want to live in school to receive express delivery these days.

Today's happiness and troubles are given by express delivery, and receiving express delivery is the happiest time for the last payer.

36. I received an unexpected surprise at the two-year-old angry meeting today. I am very happy!

37. I don't listen to things outside the window, I just want to receive express delivery.

38. One of women's greatest happiness is buying in buy buy. The happiest thing is to receive the express delivery. The more you receive, the more you buy, and the more you receive. Do you have the same model?

39. I received the courier early in the morning, so fast ~ Little Superman is cute ~

40. The shopping festival is over, so sit back and wait for the express delivery.

Fifty short sentences about the mood when receiving express delivery

I am not happy to receive the express delivery. I didn't even want to open the box when I received it. I'm only happy if I buy it.

2. The fun of online shopping lies in constantly receiving and unpacking express delivery. You can't imagine the joy of unpacking, especially the things you like very much

Except bulletproof, there is nothing happier than receiving cosmetics express after work and then buying everything.

The next week will be immersed in the joy of receiving express delivery.

I think this weekend is great! Happiness! Guild party! Brothers and sisters leisure barbecue! Sing k! Received an unexpected gift!

6. After paying the final payment, the most exciting mood is the moment you receive the express delivery. The courier has an inexplicable kindness.

7. I completely forgot the sadness of the bankrupt and began to enjoy the happiness of receiving the courier.

8. I received the final payment last night, and I didn't even have a chance to regret it.

9. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!

10. Fortunately, I didn't rob it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's shopping festival. I wish the robber didn't receive the courier in about 7 days, and I wish the courier is complete!

1 1. If you encounter unfinished problems on the way, be sure to ask me in time. Don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.

12. I was really shocked to receive the news of express delivery ... The first batch of goods went shopping in the shopping festival, so fast.

13. The woman received the courier and knew what was inside, but she was curious.

14. I received a courier call as soon as I came back. I've been thinking recently, where can I get express delivery without online shopping? Seeing the address, I smiled again. I participated in the questionnaire survey and got the bath essential oil they gave me ... hahaha, I don't even know when I participated. It seems that I really like shopping ... continue to surprise me in the future, I have already eaten. ...

15. I am the kind of person who is happy even if I open someone else's express.

16. It's wonderful to receive the express delivery in the early morning.

17. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really hold on this time.

The first express delivery has been received. It is said that the deposit will be delivered this year, and the final payment will be delivered immediately at the express station.

19. It's really the fastest year to receive express delivery at the shopping festival. /kloc-I paid the final payment at 0: 30, and the courier was at home when I woke up.

20. How can I be absent from the annual wallet-emptying activity? I was very happy when I received the courier, and then I held my empty wallet and hugged my strong self with distress.

2 1. When I was sick, I suddenly received the news of express delivery. I was touched when I took a look at the dessert bought by my brother who was studying outside the university.

22. The courier received a big box of food. Then I took three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~

23. The gift has been received. This courier box is really cute. I like signatures, stickers and post-it notes.

24. Great. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble cushions outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, and it is exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll change it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.

25. This is the express delivery I received these days, 19 pieces, and there will be 10 pieces tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I'm super happy!

26. Now the seller's delivery speed is really fast, and it feels good to wait for delivery.

27. I took a courier as my first love, and the courier abused me thousands of times.

28. Thank you for bringing the shopping festival forward. It's the same as receiving a birthday present. Lots of gifts (express delivery) and a lot of happiness (rich woman hugs me).

29. Shopping Festival is more atmosphere and exciting than Chinese New Year. I started my homework a month ago and continued to receive express delivery a month later. On second thought, no festival can really bring me such lasting happiness.

30. I can't express my feelings of receiving express delivery. I feel so full, only to find that a person can't move that much.

3 1. After a day of chopping, the traffic has also gone a lot, and the number of bank cards has also decreased a lot. I'm about to receive the courier, but the goods are what you want.

32. The express delivery beyond the Great Wall came suddenly. At first, I couldn't stop crying on my coat. Where are my wife and son? There is not a trace of sadness on their faces. However, I packed my books and poems crazily.

33. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.

34. Why did everyone receive the goods? More than 20 couriers sent three messages, but I didn't stand high enough.

A short sentence about the mood when receiving express delivery 3 35. The happiness of fishermen is that they can't wait to see the good goods they have grabbed.

36. Although I spent a lot of money during this period, I am still very happy to get a courier every day when I come home from work.

37. Handmade candlesticks received! Take a good look! I couldn't help opening it on the way to pick up the courier. I like these candles, they smell good!

38. I am very happy today. I received the express delivery. I really like it. Thank you, little sister.

39. You will receive a courier tomorrow ... The buyer's show is totally different from the seller's show.

40. The first express delivery of this year's shopping festival has been received.

4 1. Suddenly, I received a courier. It's my wife's sticker and tape. They are so small and lovely! I like it. I like it.

42. The wife attacked and targeted the post office. The shopping festival express has arrived one after another, and it's so cool to receive it.

43. A courier can't beat countless people.

I didn't buy anything at the shopping festival. Look at the way everyone receives the courier and make sure that they are really poor.

45. Half of them have been received and half are waiting for them.

46. Even if you don't buy it, it won't change the poor situation. I still want to buy it. Receiving the courier and opening it is my greatest happiness!

47. On the first day of the shopping festival, there were too many couriers, so I borrowed the company's cart. Otherwise I don't know how many times I have to run. I am exhausted. It's the first time I feel that there are too many express deliveries. There are still three days left.

48. As a courier, my greatest happiness after the shopping festival is to receive a double-digit courier.

49. It suddenly occurred to me that the shopping festival might be a good time to go home, place an order before departure and then lie at home and collect the express delivery crazily. Hahaha!

50. I think this kind of happiness ended the moment the express was opened.