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A complete collection of Zen classics

A complete collection of Zen classics

1. It's fate to meet thousands of miles away, but we never met. Sleeping on a pillow for a thousand years, crossing a boat for 500 years.

Even if the whole world says I am beautiful, but you say I am not beautiful, then I am not beautiful.

If you love everything, everything will love you. This is the charm.

Marriage is like picking up shells. Don't choose the biggest and most beautiful, choose what you like and what suits you best. Besides, don't go to the seaside after you pick it up.

People are always tolerant of strangers and critical of familiar people.

6. Most people make mistakes because they think too much when they should use their true feelings, and they are too emotional when they should use their brains.

7. Gratitude for regret means gratitude for the gift of life; Thanks for regret, the road ahead will be more solid; Thank you for your regret, so there won't be too many regrets in the future.

8. The truth of life is hidden in the plain.

9. All troubles and karma are empty, and all causes and effects are like dreams. No three realms, no bodhi. Gender equality between human and non-human, empty road, despair.

10. There is the King Kong Buddha among all living beings, just like sun gear, which is bright and boundless. Only for the five yin heavy clouds, such as the light in the bottle, can't appear.

1 1. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.

12. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

13. Please express your dissatisfaction and grievance with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept it easily.

14. The heart is the biggest liar. Others can lie to you for a while, but they will lie to you for a lifetime.

15. Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

16. Practice needs a little effort.

17. The root of the word lust.

A complete collection of Zen classics

1. Generous, it's great to take things.

2. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say heaven is the best, don't go.

3. Beautiful women are pleasing to the eye, and mature women are pleasing to the eye.

4. Everything is false. Just because a vain person says it's fake or not true doesn't mean it's absolutely not.

Accept your fate at all times, because you are human.

6. You can't be friends after breaking up because you have hurt each other; You can't be enemies, because you love each other deeply, so you should be the most familiar strangers.

7. Foolish without decreasing, virtuous without increasing, suffering without chaos, quiet without silence, constant without frequency, not coming or not going, missing inside and outside, not being born and not dying, living as one, living without moving, this is the Tao.

When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

9. But if you have no intention to learn the Tao, you will have no desire to leave, no one will have no ego, no greed for dust, no hate for love, no victory or defeat, but apart from so many delusions, your nature is pure, that is, practicing Bodhi Buddhism and Buddhism.

10. To understand a person, you only need to see whether his starting point and destination are consistent, so you can know whether he is sincere.

1 1. Those who are interested in bodhi have a pure heart and a clean Futian.

12. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

13. admire the truth, look at yourself, look at yourself, know Buddha, and don't look outside.

14. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't.

15. Live with a grateful heart, and your life will be very happy.

16. People who can think of others will never be lonely.

17. It is not pitiful when you know that you are confused, and it is most pitiful when you don't know that you are confused.

A complete collection of Zen classics

1. Sleep in Buddha's arms every night, wake up and want to know where Buddha is going. Only this voice is there. If you can never forget it, you will be happy in your hometown step by step. Why bother to go far beyond 10 trillion?

2. ordinary people are narrow-minded, and it is difficult to say difficulties. Being apart from each other is the wisdom of all buddhas. The police are empty, charming and self-sufficient. The root of the disease refused to be pulled out, but only opened its own flowers. Do you want to know about this disease? This is nothing more than an arduous task.

3. The pure and clear mind is not elsewhere, but in the hearts of all beings.

All the evil things I did in the past were born of greed and ignorance without beginning or end, and I regret everything today.

5. Lovers are animals, and loved ones are plants. If you refuse love, animals will leave, of course, because plants will not give birth to feet to escape.

6. Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life.

7. Love is not charity, so you can't give it casually. Feelings have no formula, no principle and no reason to follow. But people are still insisting and pursuing until they die.

8. In everything, there is no hatred, no choice, no worries such as bad interests, peace and tranquility, indifference and ruthlessness. This name is samadhi.

9. obsessed with time, aware of time and self-sufficient, only self-sufficient. Listen to Faton step by step, gradually realize the Dharma, gradually practice, and gradually bear fruit.

10. Earnestness can make things right, but intentions can make things perfect.

1 1. Sincerity is the pure land of Bodhisattva.

12. There are no two identical leaves in the world.

13. Bodhi has no trees and no stage in the mirror. There is nothing in this world, where is the dust!

14. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.

15. Fate is not to muddle along, but to try to leave it to chance.

16. Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha.

17. Others can violate the cause and effect, others can hurt us, beat us and slander us. But we can't hate others for it. Why? We must keep a complete nature and a pure heart.

Complete Buddhist Zen sentences

Complete Buddhist Zen sentences

1, the fox hid in the temple, was caught by the monk, lit his tail, and ran to the sutra depository to light the scriptures. Zen master, irrational handling of things will bring great disaster.

2. Find fault with others, and people who get angry easily become more and more miserable. Leaving the carefree realm is getting farther and farther.

3. If you don't become a Buddha, do a good job first.

4, Luo Yi is covered with pus and blood sac, and Jin is covered with shit.

5, there is a fixed number of gains and losses, and there are many people who can't get it. And I deserve it in life. Enron will suffer, but it is not impossible.

6. The law is equal and there is no competition.

7. Unlike the spring breeze, regardless of Yingying, the golden house has long been arranged. He also taught a song "Go with the Flow", but complained about Yulong's elegy. -Jiang Kui's Thin Shadow

8. Love does not cling to things, but things hinder people.

9. Bodhi has no trees, and it is not Taiwan in the mirror. There is nothing. Where is the dust?

10, fear will not produce wisdom, only a quiet mind will bloom the lotus of wisdom. Self-desire makes people suffer, and self-desire makes people involuntarily.

1 1. Leave the shadow of sad autumn and pay the flag pavilion. -Wang's "Langtaosha"

12, there is no separation in the heart, which is the real asceticism.

13, men are lofty and don't like the world. He complained to the Zen master. Does the Zen master know that "clear water means no fish"? Meiyu still has hidden flaws! Generosity and tolerance is a great weapon, so is a gentleman.

14, others are always right, and I am always wrong, which is less troublesome.

15, learning Buddhism means learning to be a man.

16, hating others is a great loss to yourself.

17. As the saying goes, "The road is one foot high and the magic is ten feet high." Don't say that there are obstacles outside the Buddha, but there are obstacles inside the Buddha. Buddhism is not without strength, but disunity and disharmony.

Complete Buddhist Zen sentences

1, Buddha said, forgetting doesn't mean it never existed. Everything comes from choice, not deliberate. Let go. The more you put it, the more you feel you have it. 2, Buddha said, life is made by oneself, and life is born by heart. Everything in the world changes, the heart does not move, everything does not move, the heart does not change, and everything does not change. 3, Buddhism, meditation, meditation, a flower and a world, a leaf and a Buddha, spring flowers are green, autumn leaves fall, boundless prajnaparamita is free, and words are silent and natural. 4. Buddha said, smile and don't complain. Leisure, carefree, casual, casual. Just a hundred years later, a flower blooms, and life is doomed to change. 5. Buddha said that an instant is eternity. 6. Buddha said, you can't say it, you can't say it, and it is wrong to say it. 7. The Buddha said that a foolish thought is prajnaparamita, and a wise thought is prajnaparamita. 8. Buddha bodhi has no trees, and the mirror is not Taiwan. There is nothing, so there is no dust.

If you are obviously right and others insist that you are wrong, you should also confess to others. Practice is to practice these things. Only when you can endure everything can you make progress. Even if you are right, you should ask others to repent, that is, practice.

You'd better accept it rather than reject it.

4, hibiscus white noodles, you must know to bring meat; Beautiful red makeup, but the clothes are covered and the toilet leaks.

If you can't get it, we will always think he is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.

6. People who can think of others will never be lonely.

7. Arrest the Buddha containing Muni Buddha, but you don't know it's a Buddha. There is no Buddha if you know it. A wise man knows the emptiness of sin and is not afraid of life and death.

8. When you are busy, you will never leave Tommy's name, and you will never forget the prosperity and adversity of living in the West. I wish you a happy new year and progress every day!

9. Why not?

10, I like the salty taste of the sea, and Buddhism is the same. Nirvana has the same interest and is free from it. -From: Chinese Handwritten Buddhist Scriptures

1 1. It usually happens that when a person has been treated by a bad doctor, he doesn't even trust a good doctor.

12, it is not pitiful when you know that you are confused, and it is most pitiful when you don't know that you are confused.

13, I hope you will always tell yourself that when I smell Buddhism, I am the happiest person, and there is nothing but this happiness.

14, a few sighs, generations of joys and sorrows, ridiculous, life is up to me.

15, life is like a thorn in the back, the heart does not move, people do not move, and it does not hurt; If the heart moves, if people move wildly, it hurts the body and bones, so they realize all kinds of pains in the world.

Complete Buddhist Zen sentences

1. A really smart person will never become a leader because he has great responsibilities. For example, it is a sin for a county or mayor to do badly; It is my duty to do well. Since shouldering the responsibility, we must do our best, do our best, and die! Therefore, the real leaders in the world and in the world are mostly revealed by Buddhas and Bodhisattvas.

2. Bodhi has no trees and no stage in the mirror. There is nothing in this world, so where is the dust?

3. People who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for an opportunity is a fool.

The root of pain is selfish desire. Whether it is the desire for happiness, revenge or just the desire for longevity, it will lead to pain.

Looking back 500 times in my last life is only a stroke in my life.

6. Is the lake cool? Look at your hair. -Gong Zizhen's "Langtaosha"

7. A person with too much self-esteem and superiority will be very fragile, and a little adversity is enough to keep him awake all night.

8. Only when you realize the door can you see the holy things clearly, you can't be confused, you can't die, you can't be ruthless.

9. Persistence today will cause regret tomorrow.

10, don't stay away from your closest friends because of small disputes, and don't forget the kindness of others because of small resentment.

1 1, I heard that there should be great compassion. Observe all beings. Never give up. Think about all the laws. No rest. Do nothing. I don't want the result. Know the realm. Like a dream. Like a shadow. And change. -"Dafang Guangfo Huayan Sutra Sanskrit"

65438+ In the former case, if there is no intention, then both sin and blessing are illusory and disappear.

13, one flower and one world, one Buddha and one Buddha.

14 of course, girls are eager to be loved, but you should not try to please men, but make yourself cute. Cute has connotation, including education, temperament and talent. Even if no one loves you, you should live a wonderful and happy life. The more you do this, the more people will love you. You should not regard your youth as waiting for a man, but as your own growth. As long as they grow well, there are plenty of men in the world. -Zhou

15. Compassionate mind is the ocean of Ford, tolerant mind is the source of wisdom, grateful feelings are the nectar of harmony, and happy smiles are the sunshine of happiness. I wish you happiness and good luck in the new year!

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1, my friend said, hey, you are really good. Long time no see, you have gained weight. Someone said I was ugly, but I smiled. You've never met my friend.

For Russia, the happiest thing is to go shopping hand in hand.

4. Were you vomited three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

5. God knows nothing. I know nothing, because I am second only to God.

Every Monday is the busiest time for us to study, because we have to leave one eye for homework and the other for the class teacher.

7, a person, listening to the songs of two people, so warm and sad.

8, Wensi 3,000 is not as good as chest 4 beams, and a talented person is not as good as half a catty!

9. You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

10, it's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

1 1, I want you to listen, love you to see, and I am not afraid to admit how attached I am; When I miss you, I hope you can receive my sincere message!

12, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

13, parents' meeting is the same as mistress's essence, aiming at destroying family harmony!

14, I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

15, I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

16, when I looked at you stupidly, did you look at me stupidly?

17, I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

18, I don't think I'm bad, you think I'm good, do you want to try to fall in love with me?

19, Fan Ju in the Warring States Period was the first person to record procrastination. He said: revenge is never too late for a gentleman.

20. I'm so afraid of being blown into other people's arms by a typhoon. After all, people like me will definitely not quit.

2 1, a pot of wine in the flowers, free cigarettes; Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon that there was no money; Have sex when you wake up and pay when you are drunk. Will goodwill be guaranteed? , eat and drink!

22. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

23. Weather and forecast are a twisted pair: whatever you say, I'm not that good.

24. I don't show off the monthly exam to teachers in all subjects. They really feel that they are teaching very well.

25. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!

26, jealous, don't be a dog, is it interesting to stab in the back?

Please don't shit in front of the fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

28. When I am bored in the classroom, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

29. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

30. The only thing that keeps growing up is to charge your mobile phone every day.

3 1. What TV did we watch? At the end, the hero and heroine get married and the TV ends. What does this mean? Explanation: It's over as soon as you get married.

32. When I woke up this morning, I thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.

34. At that time, I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

35, one-on-one hit, one-on-one hit, although I will lose physically, I will never lose mentally to you.

36. When you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king.

When I am angry, can you stop pouting and look at me with innocent eyes, which makes me want to laugh? I'm angry, okay?

38. A: It's hard to swallow this evil spirit if this revenge is not reported. B: Then how can I let you die?

39. Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to go to the fucking funeral!

40. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.

4 1, that question, I vaguely remember what the teacher said, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

42. My current relationship is to accumulate experience for my son.

Thank you for always being with me, rain or shine, please remember that I am always there.

44. The outstanding Young Pioneers won in primary schools are probably the pinnacle of my political career.

The most precious thing in the world is not what I can't get and what I lose, but the happiness I have now.

46. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder and pee it out, so that loneliness can be spilled everywhere!

47. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

48. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

49. I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

50. Between waking and dreaming, your figure appeared and snuggled in your arms, which I can't tell you. I wonder if I can feel your temperature again!

5 1, don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can seduce me, at least she is stupid enough!

52. I want food, and I want thin food. I can't have both, so I left.

53. It is obvious that the school slag system needs not only power consumption but also special cards to start any school hegemony mode.

54. One day in the world, with thick soil as evidence, I would like to exchange 20 Jin of meat for the good weather in China this year!

55. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the country and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

When this person is unlucky, he can frighten himself by sneezing, take off his sweater and electrocute himself.

57. The coat is clean, others pay attention to the collar, and the wife pays attention to the pocket.

58. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

59. In spring, you planted a girlfriend in the back hill, and in autumn, you are cuckolded everywhere!

60. Miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

6 1, the mobile phone paid for a week, and when I got it back, I found that the games were all cleared.

62. Every time a new book is published, the first reaction is to turn to the last page to see if there is an answer.

63. Take a trip on this spring day. I'll take you, you get the money.

64. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.

65. We should cherish everyone around us, because looking back at the broken neck in our last life, we met in this life.

66. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

67. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

68. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got my test paper back.

69. Since you like someone who is far away, it is better to take the opportunity to like more.

70. Unconsciously, our love has gone through a whole year, during which we have all experienced a lot.

7 1, you know, no matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, tell me as soon as possible, and I will praise you as soon as possible.

72. Although you wear perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

73. Don't look at what you should see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think, and do what you should do.

74. When a man doesn't belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect, and when he belongs to you, let you sigh what is true.

75. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and it collapses more than anxiety.

76. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

77. Both girls love you. One is beautiful and talented, and the other is gentle and housekeeping. Which one do you choose? Divorce your family first.

78. Make it clear that the script of your life is not a sequel of your parents, a prequel of your children, or a foreign story of your friends.

79, fart quickly, the heart is not good; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!

80. I love you so inexplicably and without hesitation. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

8 1, the sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

82. The happiest thing in life is to hear my wife say take your paws off in the morning!

83, in the shower, please do not disturb, peep, please buy a ticket, 40 individuals, 20 groups!

There are always many coincidences in life, and two parallel lines may meet one day.

85. Old people can't kill children, women and men.

86. If one day you suddenly disappear, do you think someone will look for you crazily? If I still owe the bank mortgage and car loan.

87. It's good to have you in this life, sister. Always by your side. I love you, my sister.

88. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

89. Eating handfuls of candy, leading Kojiro, carrying a big schoolbag, squeezing the car to school. Adults love fashion, children have a heavy burden, more buses and fewer short skirts!

90. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

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1. Those who create opportunities are brave, and those who wait for opportunities are fools.

It is better to play cotton at home in love these days.

I love you not because I need you, but because I love you.

If God gives me another chance to be born again, I must choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.

If you want to be a good monster now, you must beat Altman at all costs.

6. If you are destined, you are not afraid, and you will grow old bit by bit.

7. The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

8. Don't always try to win me by Romeo's means. I am not your Juliet at all.

9. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to close people.

10, when a man menstruates, I sell sanitary classics.

1 1, you can have everything in this era, but you can't have a face.

12, paying does not necessarily lead to results, and persistence may lead to more losses.

13, love is not to find a perfect person, but to learn to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.

14, staying up late, because I didn't have the courage to end this day, staying in bed, because I didn't have the courage to start this day.

15. Examination refers to the behavior that the actor destroys others' body and mind in written form for the purpose of forcing others to study.

16, love is really cheap, but money can't buy it.

17, be calm, don't get angry, don't lose your temper with people who have no quality.

18, a person's longest love history is narcissism.

19, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

20. Women often like to confess their worries, while men are just the opposite.

2 1, life is not as easy as you think, and willfulness is not your personal patent.

22. Men want to be women's first love, while women have more subtle ideas and want to be men's last romance.

23. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

24. Women remember that a husband is a man who won't let you suffer.

25. I am a rogue in thought and a good man in life.

26. In foreign countries, ideas and talents are king, while in China, relationships and flattery can run rampant.

27. Ignore me or ignore me. I'm here. I'm not coming or leaving.

28, fate is only in the first line, turning farther and farther, there is no intersection.

29. Black people turn white when they go to horror movies.

30. Every love is humble. You don't admit it, but you haven't experienced it.

3 1, when you love someone, you only see the advantages of the other person, but you don't mind.

32. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

In a world of rising prices, some people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

35. Students, don't be invisible. In 50 years, your head will not shine.

36. Real friends don't send text messages on holidays and don't call at ordinary times. Once something happens, pick up the phone and go straight to the point without even saying "I'm sorry"

37. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a big hole full of money?

38. The wages of employers and employees are like menstruation once a month, which disappears in a week.

39, a day without reading, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

40. The apparent indifference is nothing more than an interpretation of the cruelty of reality.

4 1, I only have one woman in my life, so I'm not ashamed.

42. There is a feeling called wishful thinking, a feeling called stubbornness and a feeling called unforgettable.

43. People are not afraid of poison tongue, but they are afraid of poison heart.

44. Some things take a long time to succeed, and it only takes a moment to destroy them.

45. There has never been a feeling in the world. Don't let yourself be ungrateful.

46. Men are all rubbish and women are cultural relics.

47. Men hate mistresses and like mistresses.

48. The so-called sense of security also needs the support of money.

49. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I never forgot your bitter gourd face.

50. The main characters-often gentlemen and supporting actors-are often despicable people.