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Those things with my girlfriend (2)

It's always lonely at night ... Well, it's really impossible to suppress it forcibly. Hello, my name is Wang Xiaoming, I'm from Hunan, I'm currently in Changsha, and I'm about to turn 30 …

Being with my girlfriend for a few months is sweet. Just being together is very fresh, and they don't always stick together. Both of them have their own things to do, so at this time, I can't see you for a week or a few days. That's a nervous idea. I believe! Everyone is the same! When I was working outside, I sneaked into her house and got stuck for a while (attention! I didn't do anything. I swear I don't want to do anything. After all, I am a serious socialist successor. I especially like the feeling of lying on her lap. Why? Because it makes me feel quiet.

? Stop! ! ! I haven't introduced my girlfriend for a while. She is sensitive, insecure, a little inferior and likes to think about things. What? What does it look like? Let me tell you this: dogs don't think their families are poor, and children don't think their mothers are ugly. This is turtle mung bean, that's right. You said you could control your feelings. Can you predict? Okay, no kidding. My girlfriend is not ugly. What do I value? How's your skin? No, I'm looking for beautiful skin and interesting soul ~

? Yes, we all have the same girlfriend, and we all like to lose weight. In fact, we are not fat (from my point of view, of course). After all, I actually like some fleshy girls (fleshy doesn't mean a certain part ╭ (a `) ╮). They look kind and have a kind heart. Hmm ~ yes, that's it! ! ! As for me, my personality is the opposite of hers. It is said that two different people will complement each other, but it is not. I think people with different personalities are torturing each other. But if you want to be together, you have to work together. What? You ask how to work hard? I'm still groping.

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? It is not easy for two people to be together (really not easy), so we should cherish it. I graduated from 18, and after a few years in the society, I erased this corner ... well, I'm beginning to feel sorry. Before we get together, how can I say it? I found that both sides actually liked each other very much (although she later strongly denied this "fact"), and then we made an appointment to climb Wugong Mountain. This trip makes me very tired. There are five people * * *, me, my girlfriend and her three friends. All the bags were thrown at me. Thanks to my good physical fitness, I practiced (junior high school and high school are disobedient, so I can try it every day) ... (I really don't want to talk about the process because it's really "heavy"), so I went to the top of the mountain. No, no, no … then I was burned by ultraviolet rays, played cards all night, blew the upper hand all night, and was frozen to 250 …

? On the one hand, the scenery is really good, which is also a very gratifying thing. Facts have proved that all this has not been in vain! ! ! Why did you say you didn't go for nothing? After that, I dragged my tired body home … On the way home, my girlfriend and her friend drove to say that she was sleepy and needed some music. Of course, I'll take the lead right away! Let's sing! The pure music in my list rang. Of course, I like listening to pure music very much, because there is no lyrics and no fixed artistic conception, which makes people have a lot of room for daydreaming. It is a very comfortable thing ~ but! I turned it off without listening to a few songs. My loneliness and artistic conception of "a hundred mountains without birds and a thousand paths without footprints" suddenly left me and never came back ~ The reason turned out to be unhappiness! It's too straightforward, like art, and people who know it are always a minority ...? Why didn't you describe my girlfriend, because she was already asleep at that time, and there was another one that wasn't at that time after all (? )

It's already 1 1 half past one, so stop writing. Writing always makes people feel peaceful. In fact, I admire the author of those things in the Ming Dynasty. It is very powerful. It can write boring history easily, and it doesn't look boring at all. That kind of boss is certainly not as good as me. Actually, I I want to write something interesting about me and my girlfriend, after all? I still have to watch it myself, so I still have to watch it myself, haha.

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