Funny and provocative words are beautiful and provocative.

You can say something provocative to the person you like. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit your chest. Do you want to accept my sweet troubles? You are all my girlish feelings and desires. My mouth is sweet because my heart is sweet and my heart is sweet because you are in it. You are surrounded, so hand over your weapon and throw it into my arms.

Funny and provocative words (1)

1, I went to the hospital to see many doctors, but I couldn't cure my singles.

2. I am a little afraid of you, afraid that you will steal my heart.

3. Will you like me? No, I can teach you.

You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you?

Send me your position and see where my heart has gone.

6. Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.

7. It seems that I have ADHD, and my heart is pounding at the sight of you.

8. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

9. You should put it on Taobao, because you are also a baby.

10, don't complain, hug me.

Funny and provocative words (2)

1. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

2. What do you want? I haven't been sure for a long time. I must ask you in person in my next dream.

3. You are different. You are my next life.

4. On a rainy night, I crawl in your ear and talk about love words.

All I want is you, whether in this life or in the afterlife.

6. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

7. I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I always miss you.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

9. People are always greedy. At first I just wanted to talk to you, but in the end I wanted to keep you for myself.

10, why is the cell phone dead again so soon? Come and tell me, who did you discharge to again?