What humorous sentences are there to comment on others?

Humorous comments on other people's sentences:

1, my ideals and dreams are all in my dreams, let me realize them one by one.

I like people who make me laugh, even if I don't want to.

It is said that Taobao shopkeepers hate the idiom that they have no friends.

If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.

5. Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand the darkness of my grandfather during the day.

6. Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, she can't stand the test!"

7. Say goodbye to X and welcome X. I don't want to live forever. I want to live forever.

8. Don't dig my corner. Let me know. Believe it or not, I will slap you to death.