Humorous reply to friends circle comments

Humor, as a cell, can dissolve many things and can be used in many occasions. For example, in the WeChat circle of friends, if you reply in a humorous tone, it will not only increase the feelings between friends, but also make the conversation feel very comfortable and worth pondering. Let's have a look!

Q: "It feels like snow outside at dusk. How about a glass of wine inside?" How to reply is domineering?

God replied: the driver drank a line of wine and his relatives cried two lines.

Q: What should I pay attention to when opening an inn in the martial arts world?

God replied: put big letters on the wall: I want to go out and play.

Q: How to express "I was bought" implicitly?

God replied, let me be fair. ...

Q: Many people of the same age are married and have children. Does it affect you?

God replied: it has no influence on me, but it has a great influence on my mother.

Q: What does "who held my hand and made me crazy for half my life" mean?

God replied: I am sick, who has medicine!

Q: How to express anger gracefully?

God replied: Push your glasses with your middle finger.

Q: Why do some people feel more handsome and beautiful after taking a shower and washing their hair?

God replied: Because I am out of my mind.

Q: What amazing people or things did you meet during your trip?

God replied: My mother, she won't let me go anywhere.

Q: What is the strangest slogan in history?

God replied: garbage sorting starts with me.

Q: What if a girl wants six dollars to go home?

God replied: People who go out with chalk are usually unlucky.

360 Screenshot 20180116213903075.jpg

Q: Is there a difference between southerners and northerners playing DotA?

God replied: In winter, the level of the South drops collectively.

Q: What are the famous sayings about football?

God replied: There is not much time left for China.

Q: Where does a woman's tenderness come from?

God replied: Go out after the quarrel and buy a dish by the way.

Q: Google Glass startup command: OK, glasses, why is Chinese translation the most appropriate?

God replied: OK, Brother Jing.

Q: Why are people closer to the north more direct and tough?

God replied: It's freezing, so I don't have time to travel with you.

Q: What was the most embarrassing thing you did?

God replied: I always slept with my mother when I was a child.

Q: What words and deeds show low emotional intelligence?

God replied, "Why do you always kick me?"

1. I remember it was last Sunday. I saw you walk up to a pile of poop and squat down to poke it. I am very confused. I feel it, but I'm still confused I smelled something like poop, and finally put it in my mouth to make sure it was poop. Then I stood up and cried happily, "Haha, it's a good thing I didn't step on it!" "

2. I saw you talking again, which made me worry about you: Have you finished writing the advanced math? Can you pass CET-4 and CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Do your parents send you here to talk about it every day? Tell me about it. Can you stand in the club in the future? Is it helpful for you to find a job smoothly? Can telling parents reassure them? Tell me if you can serve your country and repay your parents. Have you ever thought that you will struggle alone in the future, and the vortex of society will always involve you? Can you stand the competition in the jungle? If you don't study hard, how can you have a skill, how to highlight yourself, how to repay your parents without studying hard, and how to solve these problems? Can talking make life smooth sailing? A cruel society is beyond your resistance. Only by studying hard, enriching ourselves and perfecting ourselves can we be different and have the ability to die, understand?

I envy your speech every day. You are good-looking, use a smart phone, have money and many friends, and talk about things that look great all day. Take anything to support my living expenses for a few months. I don't read much, and I am from the countryside. I haven't seen much of the world, but I can only watch you silently and boast from time to time. It seems that I can pretend to know you well. Really, I'm so tired. Anyway, he urged me to give him his mobile phone back. I am going to feed the pigs. alas ...

4. The first reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? It's so profound that others can't understand it? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

Take care of yourself, tuck yourself in at night, and don't have a headache when you wake up in the morning. Don't eat cold and spicy food, it's bad for your stomach. Look around when crossing the street, eat well, don't just wear clothes, take medicine when you have a cold, don't stay up late, and remember to turn down the brightness of your mobile phone when you sleep, otherwise there will be radiation. Remember that I care about you. Don't ask me who I am. Did Lei Feng do it?