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Ironically, men are scum.

1. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat well and drink well. I hope I am stubborn and don't want to believe that you are the south wall. According to my observation, anyone who likes to say that success or failure lies not in money has no money! 4. What is love? For more than two yuan, I'll buy spicy strips. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? 6. I always believe that there is never destiny takes a hand's misfortune, only perseverance. 7. When I was young, I always lied to my parents that I had no money. Now I always lie to my parents that I still have money.