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Only blame yourself for being too affectionate.

Lead: I don't know how many people slander me behind my back. Maybe I am a shameless bitch in their mouth, but there is no way. Some people are in a morbid state: throwing dirty water on others to make them happy. I was criticized, but I didn't dodge. But I know that if you love me, you must believe me.

1, there are many flavors in life, and you won't know how to savor them until you are old, such as this kind of mutual affection and happiness. However, once understood, everything is far away.

2. What we have been looking for is what we already have; We always look around, but we miss what we want, which is why we can't get what we want so far.

3. It is better to manage the betrayal and badness of others than to manage your own dignity and beauty.

4. Farewells are all free and easy. After saying goodbye, I was trying to control my thoughts. I can't hide from the night singing to wine, and I can't hide from the deserted streets.

5. I finally understand why I don't like people. I am not hypocritical enough, my mouth is not sweet enough, I won't talk nonsense with my eyes open, and I slowly find that my mouth is not as good as my heart, because my heart is never better than my mouth. Now society and people like falsehood, but they don't like truth. Doing is better than saying, pretending to say is better. ...

6. I once heard someone say that when you can't have what you have anymore, the only thing you can do is not to forget.

7. I went to check his past, not because of jealousy, but because of sadness. I have a deep feeling that he has never given me.

8, 18 years old was ruined by pride and took the road paved by parents. At the age of 25, he refused to change and was ruined by his own ideas. He works with a fixed salary every month. The 30-year-old disappointment was ruined by laziness, and he watched the success and failure of others day after day. At the age of 40, the enemy ruined his face and was jealous of other people's wealth. 50 years old, regret being ruined by troubles! I can only live carefully. It's too late to sit in a rocking chair at the age of 60! In one's life, one should either attach importance to it or settle for it.

9. I don't have procrastination at all, but I'm lazy, so lazy that I can only find excuses to delay.

10, I wonder how many people have slandered me behind my back. Maybe I am a shameless bitch in their mouth, but there is no way. Some people are in a morbid state: throwing dirty water on others to make them happy. I was criticized, but I didn't dodge. But I know that if you love me, you must believe me.

1 1. We may never have some fun and life experiences, but it is between these "not getting" and "getting" that we have established our position in this world.

12, sometimes I miss a friend I haven't contacted for a long time, and I turn over and over the phone book and give up. Time has changed, there is no intersection and no reason to contact. Because I'm not sure if the other person is thinking about you, I pretend to be chic and say, "It's better to meet you if I miss you." We are just afraid: in each other's hearts, it is not that important. -Su Qin

13, don't be too kind, too generous and too capable. After a long time, people will think that everything you do is right. Even if one day you are tired of crying, no one will love you. Because in their eyes, this is what you want. Sometimes don't be too kind. Don't think of others in everything! Others will not consider your feelings and difficulties. They will take everything for granted.

14, there are 20% people in this world, no matter how you behave, they all hate you. There are also 60% people who change their attitude towards you according to your actions. Passers-by turn pink for a while, and powder turns black for a while. The remaining 20% people still like you so much, no matter how stupid, careless and wrong you are. This is how the world works.

15 Sometimes, God lets you end a relationship, not to confiscate your happiness, but because God has always regarded your unhappiness in his eyes, and even God loves you dearly and thinks he is unworthy, so he lets you go.

16, in this world, no one lives easier than anyone else, but some people are silently insisting and some are crying.

17, living affectionately in this fickle world.

18, put down your impetuousness, your laziness, your three-minute fever, empty your mind that you can't resist temptation, put down your eyes that are easily attracted to anything, put down your mouth that you want to gossip about everything, and settle down and do what you should do. It's time to work hard!

19, when all the waiting has turned into the past, I will tell you many wonderful stories.

Fighting all the way is not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us.

2 1, one person is happy, and two people are life.

22. At the same time, two senior students of South University of Technology confessed to a senior student. The senior student calmly said, come back and tell me after you travel around the world. A senior immediately packed his bag and was ready to leave. Another senior said a historic sentence around her senior: You are my world. Instant spike ...

23. Think of yourself as a cube of sugar and put it in coffee, so that coffee will not be bitter; Put it in tea, and the tea will not be astringent. As long as you are sweet enough to blend into this world, your whole world is sweet enough.

24. The best revenge is not to destroy one person or oneself, but to live happier than all of them.

25. A smart girl knows how to control her mouth, not to eat, not to talk, and not to kiss the wrong person.

26. We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing "happiness" but "being happier than others".

27, Li Ao said marriage: women can't marry, men can't marry. Once someone breaks the rules, men will be laughed at for eating soft rice, and women will be laughed at for having no eyes. Marriage is like a triad. People who don't join don't know its darkness. Once you join, you dare not tell the truth. If they escape, they are too busy to save their lives. How dare they speak? Therefore, the inside story of marriage will never be known to outsiders. This is a besieged city.

28. In love, there are no rules, no winning or losing, no right or wrong, no hero, no wise man and no genius ... In classic love, there are only two fools who hold each other's hands, love each other stupidly, live stupidly and spend their lives stupidly.

29. Because of you, I am serious, changed, worked hard, and my heart hurts ... I am stupid, I am stupid for you; I hurt you; Late at night, you are my inertial memory. I don't want to struggle for the past, I don't want to work hard for the past, I don't want to worry about missing it, but I just don't want to, I can't do it. ...

30, feelings for a long time, it is not love, but dependence. Then when you lose, it's not pain, but giving up.

3 1, friends are not made of glass. Many people always regard friends as glass and are afraid of breaking them carefully. Sometimes, I am obviously dissatisfied with my friends, but I dare not express them. I am afraid that once I express my dissatisfaction, there will be contradictions; Once there is a contradiction, it will hurt feelings; Once you hurt your feelings, you lose this friend. True friends are not made of glass. If friends are really like glass, you are not allowed to touch them. If such a friend is broken, it will be broken.

I thought that one day, I would completely forget my love and you, but suddenly one day, I heard an old song, and my tears came down, because we heard it together. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry.

Sometimes, people cry not because they are weak, but because they have endured it for too long. Life is interesting. In the end, those deepest pains will become your greatest strength. I was hurt, cried, and then moved on, never looking back, smiling and dismissing.

34. Ten love strategies that women should know: ① Maintain independence; 2 don't pester each other; 3 mysterious; 4 make him impatient and embarrassed; (5) Don't let him see himself; 6. Arrange your own time independently; ⑦ Keep a sense of humor; 8 quite confident; Pet-name ruby cherish your body; Attending the enthusiasm for some things exceeds the need for him.

35. In this world, there is no feeling of going back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing I can go back is the memory in my heart. Yes, we can't go back, so we have to go straight ahead.

36. Often at some point, we all think we have grown up. But we will find that the meaning of growth is not only desire, but also courage, responsibility, strength and some necessary sacrifices. More importantly, we know how to love and be loved. It turns out that we have never grown up. In fact, we are all just stubborn children.

Don't cut corners, or you will run in vain. Don't detour too far, or you'll be late. Don't go astray, or you will go to jail. Don't go to the underworld, or you will be stabbed. Don't just want, give less.

38. If you want to cry one day, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, call me. I can't persuade you to stay, but I will run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me, and I promise to be by your side and keep silent; If I don't answer the phone one day, please come and see me, because I may need you.

I know, I'm not where I think I am. I also know that what I said is not what I want to say. I don't really believe it, and I'm not really sad. I'm just fighting forgetfulness and boredom. I am fighting against meaninglessness and what I think is false and cruel. I miss my childhood more than I am willful now. Safe and durable, good texture, invincible effect after maintenance and polishing.

40. Always be as curious as a child, as changeable as a young person, as patient as a middle-aged person and as wise as an old person.

Editor's note: 18 years old was ruined by pride and took the road paved by parents. At the age of 25, he refused to change and was ruined by his own ideas. He works with a fixed salary every month. The 30-year-old disappointment was ruined by laziness, and he watched the success and failure of others day after day. At the age of 40, the enemy ruined his face and was jealous of other people's wealth. 50 years old, regret being ruined by troubles! I can only live carefully. It's too late to sit in a rocking chair at the age of 60! In one's life, one should either attach importance to it or settle for it.

My heart is very tired. I'm just sad. I am deeply touched. He never gave it to me.

1. When a person suddenly disappears from your life, you don't need to ask why, but it's time for him or her to go. You just need to accept it, whether it's a friend or a lover. The so-called maturity means knowing that some things can't be done after all.

Second, I admit that I didn't do well at all. Many times I really can't stand it anymore, and I'm about to collapse. I don't know where there is so much pressure. I have changed and lost too much. I really can't accept many things, but I can't resist them. I can only get up crying and continue to walk honestly, because I have no choice but to be strong!

Third, every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.

Fourth, I loved someone, from full of joy to full of despair. I use time to prove that I love you, and you use time to prove that I am a fool.

5. Sometimes, if your heart is like a knife, you should smile brightly. I am fragile, but I am strong. Tears are rolling in my eyes, but I tell you that I am fine.

6. I went to check his past, not because of jealousy, but because I was sad, and I had a deep feeling that he had never given me.

7. Those who should leave will leave sooner or later. Instead of trying to tighten the thread in your hand, let go when the wind comes. Feelings are not wishful thinking. Why should I talk more if you don't talk?

8. Take away the good and the bad, and don't tell others everything. After all, there is really no empathy in this world, and we can only know it in the cold and warm.

Nine, I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you. I've been observing you in ways you don't know.

We are all insecure people. Even though I know it's unreasonable, I just want to prove my importance.

I'm just sad, there is a kind of affection that you have never given me.

1. If you can't be together, don't give each other any hopes and hints. This is the greatest responsibility; Separated, not to disturb each other's stable life, this is the last gentleness.

You shouldn't frown and cry for someone who doesn't belong to you at all. You should smile, be beautiful, and give better opportunities to others. Everyone has to experience love and hurt, so you should always think about the future for yourself.

One day, you will meet the person who is willing to bend over for you. You don't talk about dignity, money, but life together.

I think you are busy. You can just read the first three words.

I have 10,000 reasons to want to see you, except one who can see you.

6. There are two kinds of pain, one makes you stronger and the other is worthless.

7. If you can't get rid of the bill, get yourself out of poverty. You can't be alone, and Cary has no money.

8. It is popular to break up for a long time and then make up, but you don't have that luck.

9. Your pain is that you always complain, but you don't change.

10, when you are truly loved, you don't have to be so beautiful.

1 1. Later I realized that only by earning enough money to make myself feel at ease can I live a simple, comfortable and free life and make myself more confident. So, spend more time and energy and less time being melodramatic.

12, I don't know what I am clinging to, but I know I have been trying to embarrass myself.

13, I didn't try to walk along the Erhai Lake in Shuanglang with you, I didn't try to experience dusk in the sun, although he was honored with you, I didn't try to travel behind your back, I didn't try to listen to songs with you in the same pair of headphones, and we didn't even try to be together.

14, you don't have to stay up all night trying to figure out what topic to bother you with tomorrow.

15, complementary people are easy to fall in love at first sight, and similar people are suitable for growing old together.

16, it takes a moment to reach out and many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the one who should appear in your life. This is no accident. If there is no debt, how can we be satisfied?

17. Thank you for coming and going. They tell us that love is not only gentle, but also cruel.

18, gradually you will find that many real differences will never be said goodbye.

19. If you meet someone you like, try to love. If you love hard, you shouldn't care. Even if it is black and blue for love, it is too long.

20. Everyone I met later was better than you, but I didn't love you so much.

2 1, can I change you next time, lose my pride and be as crazy as me?

22. You are so excellent, how dare others tease you casually? People who like you are saving money, working hard to prepare a better life for you, and dare not bother you. You, as long as you live well and be happy, think that this kind of thing, when it's time to come, means it's not time yet.

23. If no one likes you, let me like you.

24. The more people grow up, the more mature they are, but the more stubborn they will be. Don't judge when you know people, and don't argue when you know people.

25. I once loved you deeply, waited for you and thought about you, but after all, I am a girl. Why should I live a wronged look for you?

26. Talking to someone you don't know is nonsense. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.

27. You send a message and I will continue to reply to you. Send a um and you'll never come back. This is the difference between loving and being loved.

28. Maybe this result is good for you and me. Goodbye, no more unkindness.

29. I am single and don't envy any couple, as long as you are not among them.

30. "Can't you forget her?" "I forgot" and "but I haven't said who"

3 1. Our relationship begins with "May I know you" and ends with "I fucking know you".

32. Don't pursue a person who doesn't love you with dignity; Don't spend time waiting for a feeling that doesn't belong to you.

33. The plot that moves me is always in other people's stories.

34. I went to check his past, not because I was jealous, but because I was sad. I had a deep feeling that I never gave it to me.

Some people say that meeting the right person is not a strong temptation, but a long-term peace of mind. You know, "he won't leave", no matter how down and out and unkempt you are, he won't leave. You don't have to pretend to be so nice and cute. He likes you the most natural way now.

36, some people are only suitable for missing, not suitable for meeting. I hope you are happy, because that is my greatest wish, even if you forget me.

37. If you have a bad temper all the time, it only means that someone has got used to you. Actually, not everyone has such a good temper; If you happen to meet someone who is willing to accommodate you, please remember not to polish his feelings.

38. As time goes by, when you look back on the past, you will find that what you thought you couldn't let go was just a springboard in your life, allowing you to grow.

39. Don't let it go. If you can't forget it, remember it first. One day, you will find that you have forgotten it in your mind.

40. Sadness is not that you are good with others, but that others can easily replace my existence. For me, no one can be like you. For you, everyone can be me.

Listening to nostalgic sentences, talking about the affection that has never been given to me.

1. Some people say that meeting the right person is not a strong temptation, but a long-term peace of mind. You know, he won't leave, no matter how down and out you are, he won't leave. You don't have to pretend to be so nice and cute. He likes you the most natural way now.

I went to check his past, not because of jealousy, but because I was sad and had deep feelings that I had never given me.

One of the signs of maturity is knowing how to ridicule. Mock not only the world, but also yourself. Learn to be casual, and you can be inclusive.

Don't always blame anyone. If you are good enough, how can you be the one left behind?

People you really like can't be friends. Because if you look at it more, you still want it.

6. If you have a bad temper all the time, it only means that someone has been spoiling you. Actually, not everyone has such a good temper; If you happen to meet someone who is willing to accommodate you, please remember not to polish his feelings.

7. Never fall in love when you are a teenager. Don't get dirty.

8. There is a person who once made you crazy, but now you are desperate to forget.

One day, you will stand in the brightest place, as live high yearns for.

10. Sometimes not retaliating is the greatest generosity, and not forgetting is the greatest protection for yourself.

1 1. Be brave. None of us will leave this world alive anyway.

12. Slowly you will know that there are really few things in life that deserve our courtesy, education, character and pattern.

13. What you miss, others will get it; You get it, others miss it.

14. If you need to hesitate to get back together, don't get back together. Classical modal particles

15. Some scenery can only be liked but not collected, just like some people are only suitable for meeting but not for long-term companionship.

16. Excessive enthusiasm will spoil the person you love, and a cold and hot reply will push away the person who loves you the most.

17. I long for the kind of love that permeates life, scattered but not cumbersome, fine but not annoying.

18. Silence is contagious, right? At first you didn't want to talk to me, but over time, I didn't want to talk to you either.

19. Memories are like a wine pool. If you can't get out, you can only die drunk in it.

20. Call me out at home and call me home outside. If I don't make up lessons, I will say that I am poor at school. If I make up lessons, I say I'm wasting money. If I don't eat, I'll say I want to be immortal.

2 1. all the reasons for the weakening of the relationship, one does not say, one does not ask; Or an awkward question and a perfunctory answer.

22. I am used to staying up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

23. This summer, it is best to have an admission notice, and the most beautiful thing is the voice in front of the school gate.

24. Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

25. Say sorry to yourself, because what others do for themselves is very difficult.

26. Why not have more at the best time? Don't eat lobster until your teeth fall out and eat skin care products until your face is wrinkled? I have to worry, because most people miss the best time of their lives.

27. People on the mountain should not look down on people under the mountain, because one day they will go up the mountain to replace you. People who go up the mountain should not look down on people who go down the mountain, because you are still at the foot of the mountain when he is beautiful.

28. Someone asked me how to describe the feeling of losing the person I love most. How can I put it? Maybe I feel lonely when I'm in the sea, and I cry when I watch comedies.

29. What I recall later is not the honor I won, nor the applause I won, but the days when I was so busy that I was about to collapse and still persisted.

30. If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you chose the wrong person.

3 1. If one day I delete you for no reason, please forgive me. That's because I found that your world really doesn't lack me.

32. Don't stay in the comfort zone of your mind. Sometimes I feel depressed, lonely and miserable. This is the correct state. Therefore, the real enjoyment comes from your positive interpretation of the bitterness of life, rather than the worthless sense of security you expect.