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I am in a good mood. Tell me about it.
2.? Eat something to be happy when you are unhappy, eat something to celebrate when you are happy, and eat something to kill when you are bored.
3.? Sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, careless and cute.
4.? The so-called derailment is that you are tired of playing with your lover and playing with someone who is tired of playing with others.
5.? If you bully me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork.
6.? If it is not good enough, I will give you the best.
7.? I finally quit smoking. Let's have a cigarette to celebrate.
8.? Don't just pursue the right. Sometimes mistakes are more valuable.
9.? Under the ravages and devastation of time, I finally became a fearless person.
10.? When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!
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1 1.? Life is like a cup of hot water. When you hold it, it gets cold.
12.? Today is Tanabata, and it is romantic that couples get wet in the street.
13.? It looks like a pencil rod at close range; From a distance, it looks like a shovel.
14.? It seems that if I don't let a chicken into the school, the school won't have a holiday.
15.? Miss someone with longing; Like a person, with a sweet mood; Love a person with a sincere mood.
16.? Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals!
17.? Only by eating all the time can we maintain a complete personality.
18.? Fall in love with a wild horse, but unfortunately there is no oven and refrigerator at home, and you can't eat it all at once.
19.? Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. ...
20.? There is a river there. What's the name of jumping in? Don't get me wrong, I told you to catch fish.
2 1.? Some things are wrong and can never be redeemed, just like you and me.
22.? I'm a good girl. You don't care, young man. Do you like men?
23.? You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.
24.? After seeing me, you will suddenly find-ah, handsome can be so single-minded!
25.? Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog by the hand, taking a walk and taking a look to see who bites people unhappy.
26.? Smiling at you is purely polite.
27.? Hard life needs no explanation.
28.? Please be my beautiful bride when the petals are flying.
29.? You always have thousands of reasons, but I always follow your feelings.
30.? If you know that I can't see clearly and I can't find my way home alone, will you stop to accompany me?
3 1.? If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or too great.
32.? It may not be the enemy who shit on your head, it may be your son.
33.? The monarch looked back and smiled, which made the earth jump.
34.? In the 1970s, some barefoot doctors with little education were "taken care of" to work in the hospital. At that time, the folk customs were simple, so the following true story happened: One day, a middle-aged woman went to the hospital to see a doctor and happened to meet such a "barefoot doctor".
35.? Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, and that's you.
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