What sentence should I use to describe my poverty?

The sentences describing my poverty are summarized as follows.

1, but for the free air, I wouldn't be alive now.

Please make way, don't stop me from drinking northwest wind.

My eyes seem to be nearsighted, so I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

The mice came to my house to look for food, and finally they all left with tears in their eyes.

I haven't washed my hair for ten years just to eat oil.

6. The beggar shook his bowl at me. I think he is showing off his wealth to me.

7. I'm still young, so it's okay to have no money now. Anyway, there will be many days without money in the future.

8. Is money paper? I have been using coins!

9. I don't shit. I'm afraid of being hungry.

10, eaten last month, eaten by dogs, eaten by dogs and eaten by me.

1 1. The thief came to my house with tears in his eyes and threw me two bags of rice on holidays. ...

12, I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money now.

13, it's New Year, so fart and be a cannon.

14, I haven't eaten meat for a long time. Catch a mosquito and remove the meat.

15. Last night, the braised hairtail cooked by my neighbor's house, I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish, and ate three bowls of rice.

16, when I have money, I must take a tuba with two pieces of paper.

17, I just caught a cockroach, and I finally finished eating meat for half a year!

18, slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money.

19, great. It is raining. I can finally wash my hair and do a full-body SPA again.

20, autumn has come, and finally there is no need to climb trees to eat leaves.

2 1. It thundered. I'm going to have a perm.

22. It's raining. I have to go out and wash my hair, or the rain will stop soon.

23. It's snowing, so I finally don't have to eat dirt.

24. Look at the toenails. They are finally wide enough to eat brittle bones.

25. The deformed rice in the village came to me.

26, shit I only dare to pull half, dare not finish! Fear of hunger.

27. I sat on the toilet for a week because I was poor and had my period.

28. I usually hide the meat between my teeth so as not to dig it out when I want to eat it.

I caught a blood-sucking mosquito yesterday and ate a leg today. I'm afraid eating too much is too extravagant.

30. Dad, go and get the cup. My tears are about to fall. Finally, water.