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Super stylish talk: The old woman selling popsicles said that her freezer was full of food for the whole summer.
1. I'm not the kind of person who can get away with just a few blowing kisses. If you have the guts, why don't you kiss me?
2. I discovered that whenever I take a test, I have a super power to successfully avoid all the correct answers.
3. If crying could solve the problem, the earth would have been flooded with my tears.
4. Don't pay too much attention to some choices you make when you are young. No matter how you live your youth, rigorously or crazy, serious or casual, you will still live it in a mess.
5. We all do homework like this, write a word and check the status.
6. It was you who made me realize that I have to worry about gains and losses, and you deserve to be dispensable to me now.
7. Instead of envying others, it is better to speed up your own pace.
8. How can a woman be disfigured quickly? Remove the beautiful pictures from her mobile phone
9. I prefer cold machines to people, such as mobile phones. At least the mobile phone will remind you that the battery is low, but people will always leave you without saying a word.
10. Some people are kind to you inexplicably, either out of intention or out of guilt.
11. I'm not awesome, but you can't afford to offend me either.
12. The old woman selling popsicles said her freezer was full all summer long.
13. Don't believe that what should be yours will eventually be yours. If you don't fight for it or grasp it, you will never have a chance.
14. Friendship can become love if it takes a step forward, but love can no longer be friends if it takes a step back.
15. I wake myself up every morning with the excuse that I can go back to sleep after going to school.
16. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your brain.
17. I made a cup of milk tea, but there were no black pearls, so I went to the refrigerator and took some small glutinous rice balls to cook in them as white pearls.
18. You said that I am not even as good as a pig. I laughed because you are not even as good as me.
19. My niece plays Plants vs. Zombies on the iPad and does two things: harvest the sun and grow potatoes for zombies to eat. She thinks this game is raising zombies.
20. Learn Chinese characters and speak to Chinese people, learn English and speak to foreigners, learn classical Chinese and speak to ghosts.
21. Teacher, I have a name, but I don’t call some people.
22. I am not as strong as I imagined, but I can't find a place for cowardice to rest.
23. The feeling that someone close to you is suddenly a stranger and that all hope is completely lost is like taking a sip of cold water and getting burned.
24. Do you know how long I have been waiting for you? kindness? Xuanmai is tasteless!
25. I always thought that if there was the original me at the beginning, there would also be the original you. I turned just to meet you, but I forgot that you would also turn.
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