Humorous circle of friends (selected 8 1 sentence)

1. Remember that this fish and shrimp will become history in three seconds.

2, the pot should be clean, the water should be less, and the firewood can't afford it.

3. It is better to be fat and delicate than to be thin.

4, a glass of red wine solves a thousand worries, and a paragraph tells the heart.

Going home for dinner is the only criterion to test happiness.

6, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, this life is perfect.

7. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.

8, teenagers don't know the taste, except eating and sleeping.

9. unhappy when something good happens. I only have an appetite.

10, thin eating is the best food.

1 1, the spring shirt on the lakeshore is thin, and the bamboo shoots are fragrant.

12, the Yangtze River everywhere knows the beauty of fish, good bamboo and good mountains feel the fragrance of bamboo shoots.

13, hahaha taste, the ends of the earth will follow you all your life.

14, bid farewell to the hustle and bustle of the city and stay in the "baked" garden on earth.

15, accompanied by red dust, free to eat fat.

16, time goes by, but the taste is always engraved in my heart.

17, hungry when sleeping at night, afraid of being fat.

18 and midnight snack, not to mention boyfriends.

19, some people say that eating good food is the happiest person here.

20. From breakfast to midnight snack, you can order something around.

2 1, I woke up hungry in the middle of the night, so handsome that I couldn't eat it.

22. Life should not only taste the sweetness, but also eat the dessert.

23, the old man is afraid of hot meals, and his husband feeds meat.

24, remember not to bow your head, double chin will be obvious.

25, there is no meaning in the world, how to get jade.

26. Food is an edible happy memory.

27. People who like to eat supper will undoubtedly get fat.

Many years ago, you said take care, I didn't lose weight.

29. After one hundred years, we should help each other in the same boat. After one thousand years, * * * will eat sashimi.

There are thousands of things in the world, and I only care about food.

3 1, barbecue with wine, tall and grounded!

32, staying up late, all beings are in phase, and people hold the night.

33. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

34. Forgive my rudeness and love of food.

35. Let your stomach feel full and your heart feel full.

36, eat rice cakes every other year, and the romance is high.

37. I feel that eating red lotus rice is the day when Dong Tang rice matures.

38. Watch the wonders of the world, and roast people to answer all kinds of tastes.

39, unhappy, everyone thinks I am fat, I am not fat.

40. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

4 1, I have food today, I will be fatter tomorrow, and I will worry tomorrow.

42. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

43. You are at home at the moment: eat and sleep, sleep and eat.

44. All kinds of bamboos will pick bamboo shoots to eat, and they will be planted loosely for firewood.

45. Good food can make you feel better.

46. Please give me a glass of red dates and wolfberry whisky.

47. I have seen mountains, rivers and lakes, and I am worthy of food and love.

48. Is it delicious? Delicious. Mmm, it's really delicious.

49, can be durable, eat too much will be fat.

50. Stop any entertainment unless you pay.

5 1, the fat onion is thin, the sesame oil is slow, and the soup cake is like silk.

52. If you want to recover, you must have a chef's heart.

53. Don't say that everyone has gone, navel orange and Du.

54, the world is meaningless, how to get jade?

55, eat more, eat more, eat better!

56. don't eat. Lose weight. I'm very hungry.

57, I only have this skill, "beans" you happy.

58. Eating well and living with your heart are happier than anything else.

59. Sometimes you want to be thin in your dreams, but you are always fat in your dreams.

60. Play when you are full, sleep when you are tired, and eat when you wake up.

6 1, I gained weight today. Let's eat honestly.

62. Layers of stones, sand, stones, greasy soil, and chestnut cakes steamed by monks.

Action is the only way to improve cooking.

64. I gradually feel that the east wind is chilly, and Artemisia annua tastes spring vegetables.

65. The cake moved first, so I moved first.

66. This is a wake-up call when guests come for tea.

67. Do you think I can only eat? I'll still be fat.

68. The highest level of eating is the same as eating or not!

69. When you cut five acres of Artemisia in the small garden, you will feel that human traces can escape.

70. It's snowing. How can there be no fried chicken and beer?

7 1, it's human nature to eat midnight snack!

72. Afternoon 12 I'm so hungry. Should I have dinner?

73. I am hungry. I want to eat a bowl of noodles, in your heart.

74. More and more obese, with a face like a footbath and continuous family wealth.

75. I was very happy when I ate, and I regretted it after eating.

76. I finally found the reason why I am getting fatter and fatter!

77. The weaver rubbed the jade color evenly and fried it in blue until it was light yellow and dark.

78, a bowl of noodles, a dish of rape, end the day.

79. What can't fit in the brain can fit in the stomach.

80. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

8 1, the place where some people eat midnight snack is the Jianghu.