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I'm getting married. How to publish it and tell your friends?

1. The last carnival, wake up, be a good wife and mother, cook, cook and take care of the children, but tonight, I want to get high! !

2. A wife, after waiting for many years, must cherish this fate.

I don't like the person I want to marry, so I'm depressed.

I'm finally going to marry myself, and I'm in tears! !

5. I want to learn from my grandfather, talk about not falling in love and not getting married. But it was accepted by a bitch like Gao Jian.

6. My terminator appeared. Next year, we will get married!

7. Hey, I'm getting married soon, and you are in charge of being the bride.

8. Thunder is everywhere, brothers, brothers are getting married, bless you!

9. The subscriber you dialed is married.

10. At this time tomorrow, my 28-year golden single life will come to an end, with mixed feelings.

1 1. Thanks for the past eight years. Starting from tomorrow, I will weave a home for you and take care of you for a lifetime.

12. It takes a hundred years to cross the boat and a thousand years to sleep, but we are finally getting married.

13. Snow White finally got together with Prince Charming. I chose you. You are the prince charming in my life. In the future, our children will be called Bai Aibai, haha.