A word to those who lie to me.

A word to those who cheat me, tell them that liars are the most disgusting and unbearable. The following sentences will teach you how to satirize those hypocrites who tell lies in a civilized way.

A word to the person who lied to me.

1. Relax, I'm not a good person.

When did the moon begin to appear? Ask Yi Zhongtian.

If you ignore me, I will be a dog.

You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

Push me again, and I will play dead for you.

6. There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

7. A liar must have a good memory.

8. My heart is mine, but it is full of you.

9. I miss you the most and can't bother you the least.

10. Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and can pretend to be serious.

1 1. Did you poison me? You make me sad in my dream.

12. Only you win my heart the most, and only you are the most unappreciative.

13. You still owe me an apology, but I won't say it doesn't matter.

14. Is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it?

15. Don't thank me. Thanks. How dare you charge you?

16. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm in love for two generations.

17. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong.

18. People often refuse to do things instead of not having the strength.

19. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose.

20. Every gift you hate has a past in which you didn't work hard enough.

Second, satirize the liar's sentence.

1. Stand higher and pee farther.

If something happens in Zhong Wuyan, nothing will happen in Xia Yingchun.

I am tea and you are water. Please soak me.

4. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

5. I am tempted when I see a beautiful woman, and I deceive my heart with sweet words.

6. Live well, because we will die for a long time.

7. Falling flowers intentionally follow the flowing water, and the flowing water loves falling flowers mercilessly.

8. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why unrequited love for a flower?

9. Is coquettish a personality? Then I admit that you have a personality.

10. Personality problem is always the perfect calf of his own nature.

1 1. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

12. Tell lies with your real name in practice, and tell the truth with a pseudonym in the collection.

13. Children treat reward toys as companions, while adults treat partners as toys.

14. Advertising is to tell others that their money can still be spent casually.

15. Optimistic about the future and pessimistic about people's hearts.

16. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

17. I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I will die soon.

18. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

19. Don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

20. I come from China, and death is the soul of China. It is impossible for me to learn English.

Third, the most disgusting sentence of a liar

1. How brave did you take to talk to me like this?

2. What's the use of barking? Biting me is your skill.

Your appearance is an insult to the urban management.

How brave did you take to talk to me like this?

When I saw a dog coming out of the bushes, I couldn't help calling out your name.

Since you want to show me, I'll give you enough time to perform.

7. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.

8. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

9. If you meet someone who scolds you like this. You can't talk. I can also help you think.

10. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

1 1. I never understand a question. Why do people think you are a man?

12. For all scientific reasons, I just won't tell you. Just so-so, third in the world.

13. Usually women say to men, "I'm not suitable for you." In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.

14. Give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant, give you some flood, you will flood, give you some color, and you will open a dyehouse.

15. I love you, just as mice love rice, small fish love shrimp and cats love goldfish. Love is precious, but life is more expensive.

16. Your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

17. Some things can only be done by one person. Some customs can only go through by one person. Some roads can only be taken by one person.

18. You can close your eyes if you don't want to see anything. But what you don't want to think about, you can't lock your heart.

19. The only thing you can't cheat in the world is your own heart, which always exposes your joys and sorrows when you least expect it.

20. If you leave, please don't look back and remember me for a lifetime. If you miss it, you miss it. You can't make any more mistakes.

2 1. You can't give me eternity, but please don't deprive me of what I once had.

22. After the pain, you won't feel pain, and some will only be an indifferent heart.

23. If you are thinking about someone other than me, you must keep it from me.

24. Tears are real, sadness is real, and it is also true that I want to spend my life with you.

25. Don't open the wound for others easily, because others are watching the fun, but they are hurting themselves.

26. No tree can grow out of darkness, nor can human beings. Our hearts must be as bright as the sun.

27. If you don't even have the courage to pursue the things and people you like, you are doomed to be a failure.

28. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

29. No one understands the sadness of cactus: beware of others and be immune to it. No one understands how harmful it is to plant this covered ear.

30. Life often has many speechless moments. Not all right and wrong can be distinguished, not all disputes can be clarified, and sometimes silence is our best answer and interpretation.