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Does anyone know any good ways to fuck the bride and groom?

The first trick: a few treasures.

On the wedding day, the bride wore a thin dress and made a hole. Guests can try their best to make the newlyweds gesture their fists at each other. If they lose a punch, they will lose their clothes or jewelry until … they can't lose it any more.

The second measure: high-heeled wine glasses.

Encourage the bride to let the groom use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show her deep love.

The third measure: the Round Table Warrior

Let the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine.

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The fourth measure: the apple of love

In order to show continuous love, the bride is required to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but peeling the apple is not allowed. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes.

The fifth measure: I want you to look good.

Let the groom guess what color the underwear of the bride's wedding night is. If it is right, the bride will present a treasure. As long as she shows a little, it means that she is right. Guess wrong. I want the groom to run around the bridal chamber three times in his underwear.

The sixth trick: passionate ice cubes

First, the groom is asked to pick up the bride. Then, two or three friends poured the prepared crushed ice into the groom's arms. Then everyone hugs the couple together and lets the new groom jump up and down in the cool to avoid excessive enthusiasm when consummating the house.

The seventh measure: ambush on all sides

Try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in a corner or wardrobe that is not easy to check, then turn the alarm whistle recorded in advance to the maximum sound and let it out at the right time, so as to surprise the couple, leave in a hurry and make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple "an early birth".

The eighth trick: love balloon

Put some balloons under the sheets and invite the bride and groom to lie down together to show their loyalty and go to the victim.

The ninth trick: Ke Qiao cheongsam

Female VIPs put chocolate in the bride's cheongsam "of course the bride is sitting", and then let the groom take all the chocolate away, not one person, or let the groom take it back one by one with his mouth.

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The tenth trick: crispy chocolate

Female friends squeeze heart-shaped sweet liquid from the bride's chest with chocolate juice, and then let the groom lick it in public to show mutual affinity.

Eleventh measure: lock the new house

Lock the cave door in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride wants her guests to kiss him once until he finds it.

The twelfth trick: the crystallization of wrong love

Deliberately putting the borrowed baby on the bed caused a short misunderstanding.

The thirteenth trick: the old love repeats itself

Couples are asked to perform the most authentic original scene when proposing marriage in public.

Step 14: warn the runaway wife

Hide the bride somewhere, then the groom will look for it, and until he finds it, he will not be allowed to be sent to the bridal chamber.