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Ren Xiang Jia sentence
In another night or two, the autumn frost will cover the valley under the moon, and then retreat to the northern mountains for a short stay, so that the golden early autumn can gently soothe the earth. There is a faint smell of fennel in the sky. And the fragrance of Jin Ju. The fog billowed and was broken by the moonlight in September, revealing a blue sky.
Autumn, always the blue sky, will suddenly turn its face and reveal a sinister color. Tropical typhoon accompanied by Miyun rainstorm, flood undercurrent surging, the recovered grassland is a little pale. However, the typhoon and rainstorm flashed by, and the strong airflow still shook the dazzling waves.
At this time, only migratory birds from the north know this warm bed, and the flying swans, geese and wild ducks are like a dark cloud, which makes it even more gloomy.
I don't know how long it took, as if a tense struggle was finally revealed. The field breathed from its broad chest, and the slopes and dams were as clear as water. Trees and crops in the air began to sway in the breeze, and the leaves became calm and wide.
Dew came back, wet the ridge in the morning and evening, and hung quietly in the field. Lululan also came to the dam, floating quietly and never returning to the valley.
Although the sunshine is still bright, it is no longer painful, but it becomes broad-minded and clear, as if it is finally powerless, and it is impossible to steam the field and reconcile with it; ..... Autumn is coming!
The sight of jumping into the window gave me a feeling of deja vu. Blue sky and white clouds, wild mountains, weeds washed yellow by autumn frost, just like a virgin in a golden gauze, naked and ivory, dancing in the bleak autumn wind, showing a charming appearance.
Standing on the top of the mountain, Qiuyang, like a mighty god of war, shook off his bloody shirt, splashed on the grass, infiltrated into the stream below the mountain, sobbed and flowed outward with countless ripples, from ancient times to the present, from the distant past to the infinite future.
Isn't it often said that autumn is golden? Indeed, she has brought abundant fruits to nature and provided countless foods to many creatures, including people, to prolong their lives.
I finally understand something. The novelty of literature is not the novelty in the sense of following the fashion and chasing the waves, but the writer's special life experience, which others do not have.
The literary world is a hundred flowers garden. You plant roses, I plant roses, and a hundred flowers garden becomes a garden. Although roses are valuable, they become monotonous because of repetition.
I am in awe of Gacao. Although it is just an elephant and is called an animal by human beings, it has noble feelings that many people who call it human beings do not have. When it is about to die, it can't forget this land that once spilled blood, and specially came here to remember the past and mourn the battlefield!
We followed it for about an hour. On a gentle sunny hillside, it suddenly stopped. "Oh, this is the place where more than 80 elephants are buried. I have participated in digging and burying, and I remember it very clearly. Well, there is also a monument there. " Bonodin said quietly.
A strange thing happened: Gacaca saw the broken thing, calmed down, blew away the dust covering it with his nose, and rubbed it with his nose for a long time. In his eyes, crying for you is like an old friend reunited after a long separation.
I am very familiar with Bonondin, the old man in charge of raising Gacacao, so I became friends with Gacacao. In the third year of jumping the queue, Kaka became more and more senile, ate less and less, slept in the shade all day, his skin was slack and his body shrank, just like a dehydrated lemon.
It is dead. It didn't go to the elephant tomb left by a mysterious ancestor far away. It dug a hole next to the elephant tomb and buried it with its companions who had fought side by side. As an old war elephant, it found the best home.
The teeth were polished by sand because of digging holes, and they shone with luxurious luster in the morning light.
Sunset in the western hills, the sky is boundless, with a sigh, Gacao is on his way. The crowd who saw me off dispersed, and Bononding was still standing in a daze on the threshing floor.
Bononding and I waited patiently until the east vomited white, and then we got up the courage to look in the pit. The pit is about 3 meters deep. Kaka lay at the bottom of the pit, with his face sideways, his nose bent on his leg, his eyes wide open and staring at the sky.
2. Hurtful words and sentences can only be said to them because they are boys.
You can't say these things if you are a girl. . I don't think they will mind playing jokes on them, because they hurt you first. . .
1, long adventure. .. creative.
2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?
3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.
4, really creative, really brave to live!
5. You are so fucking postmodern.
6. You look like a car accident scene.
7. Your appearance is out of proportion.
8. Why cover your face with your ass?
9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
10, you look very relaxed! !
1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.
12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover.
How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
13, shit, you are so fucking easy to recognize.
14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!
15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.
17, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.
18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!
19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?
20. You broke the rules!
2 1, international face universal.
22. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"
23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.
24. You are a fauvism! !
25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.
26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? . Oh?
Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?
I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job.
You, you run around the street like this, and you are easy to be killed by the police.
28.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.
29. The long flying sand and stones are wonderful.
It's all about appearance. . I wonder if it will help you?
Take more. . .
1, couplets. Horizontal approval: Marshal Tian Peng. Part I: Become handsome in the world. Find the next link.
A: Let her answer: I am a pig.
2. Brain teaser: A pig is being chased to be slaughtered. It ran and ran, met an intersection, and then ran into it and died. Why?
Let her guess. Finally, tell her, because pigs can't make sharp turns. She has no brain teasers.
8. Story 1: In the ocean, a shark only eats things under 100 kg, and a 99 kg female turtle is targeted. She thought of a way to cooperate with a small fish weighing 1 kg and let the fish hide in her shell. Finally, the shark wondered why he suddenly gained weight 1 kg, and then observed it carefully and found a small fish. Then he asked, what are you doing? After a short silence, tell her that I am telling a story to the mother turtle.
9. Story 2: A couple is very interesting. Once, a man was playing a game, and a woman was watching, pointing at random. The man was so angry with the woman that he slapped him and said, "Is it me or you?" Once again, a couple went shopping. The woman took a fancy to some clothes and didn't know which one to buy. When the man said this, the woman slapped her and said, "Should I buy something or should you buy it?" …
You don't talk, wait … (pretending to be thinking) as long as your girlfriend asks and then what, or whatever. You just slap (jokingly touching, of course) and say, "Shall I tell the story or shall you tell it?"
References:
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3. Idioms and beautiful sentences describing insects, fish, birds and animals. Birds fly to Phoenix first, stupid birds fly to Can Cong Bird Road, long-necked beak pond, fish cage, bird, bird, snake, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, a bow hides a stork-shaped bird face. Seven-inch-long bow wounds birds, bird tracks, bird gathering, bird scattering, blackbirds, like ploughing birds, bird wings, innocent girl bears, bird stretching, bird dragging, bird guiding, bird path killing two birds with one stone, fish scaring, bird scattering, bird escaping, bird scattering, bird jumping, bird scattering, bird gathering, bird gathering, bird gathering. Birds, birds, beasts, beasts, beasts, birds, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, beasts, five ridges and six abalones boarded the ship for the second time, and the place where abalone was found caught on fire. Fish in damaged pond, fish in city gate, fish in rotten pond, fish in forest, cage, bird, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond, fish in pond. River fish is sick, water is dry, fish is dead, fish is bad, dolphin fish fish in troubled waters, fish fish in troubled waters, fish fish in troubled waters, fish in the pond, fish by the pond, fish is fishbone, and guest fish is Jiang Taigong fishing. May the dead fish take the bait, the crane die, the fish wither and the fish die. Carp yue longmen Linchuan Xianhe Xianyou Forest Garden Xianyou Longyang hanging ichthyosaur fighting fish scary cage bird pond fish escape the net. Lu Yu local tiger Lu Yu Haijian Lu Yu falls wild goose in the peach shade, sinking like a fish, Man Yan Long sings the screen fish, the catfish is on the pole, the catfish is on the bamboo pole, and the catfish is on the bamboo pole. The broken hoof fish abandoned other fish in the front yard. There are no big fish in clear water. Sparrows and ichthyosaurs are artificial knives. I let the wind and waves rise for the fish, and I sat on a fishing boat like a fish. I know how to fish in the water for three days, in the sun for three days and in the net for two days. It means that fish in the sky meet mackerel and fish in the sea. Clear water means no fish, clear water means no fish. I hope the fish in Waying will drive the fish out of the garden, and drive the fish out of the garden for the sake of clustering. Sit firmly on the fishing boat to drive away the birds. The blind man touches the fish, the fish hangs down at night, the small fish hangs down, the letter hangs down with the dolphin fish, the fish breaks, the goose sinks, the fish comes and goes, the goose dies, the fish sinks, and the pond fish continues to hang up. Fish is a bug, fish drives away flies, fish flies, fish flies, fish flies, fish scattered feet, fish sinks, fish sinks, fish sinks, fish sinks, fish sinks, fish sinks. File, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file, file. Empty kettle fish, fish book, fish book, fish book, fish letter, fish and water are harmonious and affectionate, fish and water are congenial, larger foe is broken, Fishnet Grand Leaves fish tail, geese fly, fish fly, fish swim, boiling kettle fish swim, kettle fish swim, sea fish swim, kettle fish fly, dragon's paw fish fly, kite fish fly, deep water. Immortal, insect, arm, mouse, liver, insect, sand, ape, crane, fish, insect carving, insect carving, insect carving, insect carving, insect carving, insect carving, insect carving, insect carving, bird carving, tiger, leopard, insect carving, insect carving, insect carving, insect carving.
4. Gorky's mother urgent way:
1. Mother shouted in the crowd to distribute leaflets and speak to people. The gendarmes jumped on their mother and beat her. The unyielding mother shouted:
"The resurrected soul-it can't be killed!"
"Truth will not be extinguished by blood ..."
2. Excerpts from good sentences:
On the blue surface of the Volga River, orange-red ships are upstream, and golden leaves are slowly drifting downstream.
Music is full of sadness, like a river running down the mountain, stirring in the room.
People often hear their songs and stop to look at them from the window. The upturned face reminds me of dirty dishes that haven't been washed yet.
3. Excerpts from excellent paragraphs:
"Well, you people ...! "He often sighs suddenly like this, and he doesn't know what he is sighing about. "Man ..." The ending is always dragged on by him.
Tzgang blushed and walked into the middle of the kitchen, jumping like a flame: his hands were raised high, his steps were indistinguishable, his shirt trembled and shone like a flame. He danced wildly, as if he could jump all over the city by opening the door and letting him out! Everyone was infected by him and trembled with him.
In singing, grandma sometimes advances, sometimes retreats, sometimes flies, and youth instantly returns to her, making her present a kind of flower-like beauty. Everyone was attracted by her.
The dead soul of Nicolas Nikolai Gogol.
He is indeed a rich man, but he looks like a beggar. The landlord has more than 1000 dead souls. It is not easy to find the second person. His warehouse has so much wheat flour and agricultural products, and the drying room and tray room are stuffed with cashmere and linen, raw and cooked sheepskin, dried fish and various vegetables and fruits. However, his own food and clothing are extremely poor. The skirt is like a woman's blouse, with flour on it and a big hole in the back. The hat worn on the head, just like the hat worn by village women, has a circle of puzzling things around its neck. Is it an old sock? Belt or bandage? I don't know. But this is not a scarf. In his living room, no one believes that there is a living person living in this house, and no broken nightcap testifies on the table. There is a "glass filled with some red liquid, with three flies floating in it and a piece of writing paper on it" in his room. . A yellow toothbrush was used by its owner to brush teeth before the French invaded Moscow. "Bolyushin is rich, but he is still so stingy to himself. You can imagine other people. When his daughter gets married, he only sends one gift-curse; My son wrote a letter from the army asking for money to make clothes, but it was rejected. Apart from giving him some curses, it has nothing to do with his son. He doesn't even care about his life or death. His grain pile and hay pile have become real dung piles, but no one has planted cabbage on them yet; The flour in the cellar is as hard as stone, so we must block it up with an axe. . Spillouin doesn't quite understand what he has, but he's not enough. He accumulates wealth every day, and he doesn't have to clean up when he passes by, or even steal from others.
5. Two-part allegorical saying, proverb, famous saying and idiom about lotus, such as 1, two-part allegorical saying.
Lotus lamp lights up the wax in my heart.
Fish culture in lotus pond-kill two birds with one stone
Needle in wallet-sharp edge
Eels wrapped in flowers and leaves-escape
Lotus stalks hit people-want to break (silk).
Lotus seed-heart to heart
Lotus seeds in water-don't help yourself.
2. Proverbs and proverbs
Lotus blossoms in the mud, and talented people are born in poverty.
3. Famous sayings
Lotus leaves are infinitely green,
Lotus flowers that reflect sunlight are different in color.
If you don't touch mud, purple won't be evil.
In autumn, in Nantang, she picked lotus seeds.
Lotus grows taller than people's heads.
He lowered his head and fingered the lotus seeds in the water.
Lotus seeds are so clear.
The ship is sailing in the lake,
Greedy for youth, believing in boats.
Throw lotus seeds into the water for no reason,
It is a shame to be known by people far away.
When my mind is at peace,
Lotus flowers are everywhere.
A flower and a piece of pure land,
It's like a Buddha.
Jade flowers are competing for hair, and Jintang water is surging.
They are afraid of losing each other when they meet, and they are all trying to pick lotus boats.
4. The tongue is bright and the lotus is broken, but the mud is not stained.
The lotus leaves the water step by step, leaving the hibiscus.
6. Good Sentence+Appreciation Appreciate the good sentence of "Flowers are impermanent in the morning": We are now walking a narrow and dangerous path, with a vast and boundless mire on the left and a vast and boundless quicksand on the right. There is a destination hidden in the mist ahead.
Appreciation: This is what rural people written by Lu Xun can't do. I like this sentence very much. He vividly described the concept of life of the country people at that time in profound and beautiful language.
Lu Xun thought that rural people would not write such a "burning" punch line, and also wrote that the quality of rural people at that time was low, which laid the foundation for the later impermanence of writing. However, it is everyone's intention to joke with impermanence, because he is frank, talkative and human, and it is also the place where he finds true friends.
Appreciation: This sentence reveals Mr. Lu Xun's admiration for impermanence, which can be seen from his respectful name "Mr. impermanence". Since even ghosts can be so human, why don't we be human? Therefore, Mr. Lu Xun also borrowed the impermanence of "valuing human feelings" to enlighten us.
As a person, jurisprudence is important, but it should also be endowed with strong sympathy like Mr. impermanence. Zhu Ziqing's Spring (1) "Hope, hope, the east wind is coming, and the footsteps of spring are approaching."
(The first section of the text) "Hope" is used together, and the longing for spring is vividly portrayed. In the future of spring, write the spring breeze and footsteps first. If you don't see the man, smell his voice first. It's charming.
"Footsteps" are personified, as if spring came to the world with brisk steps and vivid images. (2) "Rain is the most common and lasts for three or two days.
Don't be upset. Look, it is like cow hair, like a needle, like a filament, densely woven into a diagonal. "
(The sixth section of the text) "Don't be upset", as if the author is having a heart-to-heart talk with us and exchanging knowledge about the spring rain. I felt very cordial and suddenly changed my view of the spring rain.
The annoying spring rain has also become very lovely at this time. A dream of red mansions with apricot curtains is in sight, attracting guests to drink, and there are villas in the eyes.
Lingbi Goose Water, Sang Yu Yanziliang. A bed of spring leeks is hot, and ten miles of rice smells fragrant.
In prosperous times, you don't have to plow and weave. 1. "Apricot curtains" sentence-curtains, as the flag symbol of the hotel.
"Apricot curtain" comes from the Tang poem "Red apricot hangs on the top of the tree with wine flag", see the inscription of former Baoyu. Move, say the curtain floats like a wave.
This joint topic is two sentences, and the following six sentences are written from what the guest saw and felt. 2. The word "water chestnut"-the lake with water chestnut is the place where geese play, and the branches and leaves of mulberry trees and elms are the beams of swallows' nests.
Water chestnut, water chestnut, aquatic, edible young leaves. There are no verbs or adjectives that usually need to form predicates in grammar, and all nouns are used. This is the syntax of "Goose crows Mao Dianyue".
Playing in the water in groups, carrying mud through trees and so on, needless to say, are already in the imagination. 3. The sentence of "one boundary"-the planting land in rural areas.
According to the book, Yuan Chun changed the name of "Rogge Villa" to "Daoxiang Village" after reading the poem, but the name "Daoxiang Village" was originally put forward by Baoyu and was once dismissed as nonsense by Jia Zheng, but now it is said by the imperial concubine that "Jia Zheng and others praised it after reading it". 4. "Prosperity"-Although there are granges dotted with scenery in the Grand View Garden, there is no agricultural weaving, so it is not surprising that there are granges and no agricultural weaving. Isn't it a peaceful time now? Since there are no hungry people, what's the use of busy farming? I stood in front of the camels and watched them chew grass: so ugly face, so long teeth, so quiet posture. When they chew, the upper and lower teeth grind alternately, the nostrils are steaming, and the beard is covered with white foam.
I'm so surprised that my teeth are moving. Appreciation: This essay describes the expression and action of camel chewing forage in detail.
I seem to really see a camel hunched, eating grass, grinding its teeth and making a "zi zi" sound. Grinding and grinding, some white bubbles come out and hang on the camel's mouth. Don't have fun.
From "I was shocked and my teeth moved", I learned that Lin was very interested in camels and loved them, and was deeply attracted by them. Also let me see the small sea print with two braids, looking at the camel, with straight eyes and rhythmic teeth grinding. Let's take a look at the sentence "steaming in the big nostrils", which also fully shows the author's love for camels. If she doesn't like camels, will she observe them so carefully? This is the genius of Lin-the whole paragraph does not use a "love", but shows his love through his own actions and the actions of the camel.
Excerpt 2: I have seen the madman in Huian Pavilion several times. Every time she stood at the door, or the horse quickly squeezed my hand and said softly, "crazy!" " We walked over the wall, and if I turned around again, they pulled my arm to stop me. In fact, that madman is just a big girl of pine and cypress in big braid, like the big girl of the Li family in JiaHe Zhang! She always stands against the door wall and watches people pass by.
Appreciation: This passage made me realize the kindness of the author. Her mother and old nanny Ma Song are very afraid and disgusted with the madman in Hui 'an Pavilion, which means that they look down on the madman.
What about the author? From the short sentence "In fact, that madman is just a big girl from big braid, Pinus tabulaeformis", I read that the author did not regard her as a madman, but thought that the madman was a big sister of big braid, and her thoughts were very pure. We can see the beauty of the author's childhood thoughts from the second half of the sentence "Like the big girl of the Li family in JiaHe Zhang". She is not sorry for the madman, but treats the madman as a normal person ... I wonder if the author still has such childlike innocence? Excerpt 3: So I sang a eulogy for five years, and now it's the students' turn to sing goodbye to us: "Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the grass is blue.
..... When did you come here? Don't wander around when you come! Time flies, the ends of the earth, and close friends are scattered. Life is rarely a gathering, but there are many separations ... "I cried, and all our graduates cried." How much we like to grow taller and become adults, and how afraid we are! When we get back to primary school, no matter how high it is, teacher! You should always treat us like children! Appreciation: This passage describes Lin.
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