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Who will help me and how to reply to this sentence?

Well, after reading this sentence, you should say who you are. What's the matter with you? Where is your exact location? What's the danger around you? Why ask for help? You have to make things clear! What danger did you meet? Is there any compulsion? Get this straight. Where the hell are you? Okay, what's your danger? Be sure to ask. What's your name? Why did you ask for help? Be sure to make things clear and ask clearly. What do you think of him after you finish? What do you think of his reply to you? If you really ask for help, he will care, give you and send you new information. In that case, hello, call the police for him. You said you would save you. Do you need me to call the police for you? So be sure to ask where, what happened and where? What's your name? What kind of dangers have you encountered around you? In that case, let's call the police for him, as if the police were coming to save him.