Narcissistic copywriting

Narcissistic copy (selected 62 sentences) 1. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long. 2. If it is a crime to be handsome, I am already heinous. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that. 4. A fallen star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't ruin the whole spring. I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview. 6. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul. This view is not good. 7. Why don't I have an amazing deskmate, but my deskmate does? 8. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time. 9. What I am most sorry for in this life is my heart, which hurts again and again. 10. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. 1 1. Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror. 12. On April Fool's Day, I wanted to confess to you, but when I thought that I was so handsome, you would definitely have a crush on me. Forget it. 13. Always alienated by ordinary people because they are too handsome. You see, when he made the statement, no one read it. 14. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night. 15. You won't know why flowers are so red unless I hit you with red flowers. 16. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me. 17. Am I handsome? 18. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror. 19. The child's words are unscrupulous. They blurted out without thinking, and outlined a flawed but affectionate ID. 20. Love is a meeting, which can't wait or be prepared. 2 1. My friend said I was crazy, and I replied: I was never normal. 22. Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn. 23. I want to quit handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time. 24. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out. 25. Don't talk to me about life, you weren't born. 26. Forgive me for not catching up with you all my life. 27. What you give is the sadness of fate or the pain of reincarnation. 28. Men lose their temper with women because they don't want to lose you. I like you as firmly as you don't like me ~ 3 1. Since ancient times, no one has died, so I will die first. I am willing to bear all the loneliness and waiting, because I love you. 33. The initial cleanliness, stubbornness, stubbornness and pride have long been smoothed out by time. 34. Who will understand my helplessness? Only you can understand yourself. 35. Now, I don't have any emotions. One day at a time. The ultimate dream of life is to put an ATM in the living room. 37. When the story is become memories, what do we have left? 38. Hide the knife behind your back and just show her your smile. 39. I had love, but there was no intersection ~ 40. Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change. 4 1. It's not your fault that you're stupid, it's your fault that you're out of your mind! 42. What's the use of long hair and waist? If you have the ability, your bangs will reach your waist. 43. There are spicy bars with wine and I have a mobile phone. 44. Don't treat illiteracy as character. 45. Tears are colorless blood squeezed out of the body after a broken heart. 46. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do! 47. Those innocuous scenes are often told only to innocuous people. Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water. 49. As long as a person doesn't want anything anymore, he can put everything down. If I had known I was so tired, I wouldn't have come back to reality. 5 1. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did it. You found someone to wait with. 52. Everything is just a cloud. The tighter you hold it, the farther it will go. 53. I found that my biggest weakness is that I have no money. Please smile, it's easier than explaining why you are sad. 55. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. 56. I have been worried about one thing: how can others live without me in the world? Oh, I'm really angry. 57. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing? 58. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong, and learn not to cry for anyone. 59. Many of Stephen Chow's classic lines are like this, and Baidu also has many. 60. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared. 6 1. You said my appearance was fake and the money I gave you was fake. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance. 62. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you.