Christmas classic SMS blessing

1. I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing to warm your heart and feet!

I want to say something every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I can't hold on any longer. Please take away the socks you left on my sofa! !

God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Merry Christmas!

In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, we will give you a large reward before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Christmas message worth 10 yuan RMB from me.

5. Zero in the exam is called duck eggs, bad deeds are called bad people, empty heads are called idiots, and firing people is called fuck off. Alas, that's called finished, and eggs that can't be eaten are called leftover eggs-Merry Christmas!

On the night of June 24, a handsome guy emerged from your chimney. Don't panic, it's Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery in Korea. He wanted to surprise everyone. I just told you not to tell anyone.

Last Christmas, you put a diamond ring in my socks, so I washed your smelly socks for a year. God gives me another chance, and I will say, wash your socks! For life! I love you, honey.

8. Christmas has not arrived yet, and the message of blessing has arrived; Text messages to say hello first, I wish you the best mood. How many blessings are there in the beautiful candlelight, and the greeting messages have circled in the air; Have a merry Christmas, be happy and smile often!

9. Even if it is not romantic, you can have a Christmas without snowflakes. With blessings, you will feel warm even in the cold winter. On Christmas Eve, I made a wish: May happiness accompany you all your life! May your gifts pile up like a mountain

10. Christmas is close to letting a hundred flowers blossom. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you expensive hands, three incense gives you a good mood, and four incense gives you no worries. Five kinds of perfumes give you a full box of money. Six fragrances give you eternal health!

1 1. The most embarrassing thing about Christmas: pick up the turkey and think of bird flu; I am afraid of a bomb when I receive a gift; Carrying a pocket on your shoulder is like picking up junk; Grow a beard and dress up as a terrorist-bin Laden.

12. Christmas greetings are sent in all directions. The East sends you a cash cow, the West sends you eternal happiness, the South sends you the road to success, and the North sends you money to Man Cang. Send you treasures as collateral from all directions. Merry Christmas.

13. Bad news and good news. Bad news: Santa Claus lost his gift bag; And the good news is: he still has my gift for you, because it is a warm word: Merry Christmas!

14. Five prohibitions on Christmas: no pretending to be busy at work, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, no eating chocolate and no calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously!

15. If a fat old man in red climbs into your house through the window and puts you in his pocket, don't be afraid, because I said to Santa Claus, "I want a friend like you."

16. If Santa Claus wants me only a gift, I will say to him, "A person who is reading this message will be my gift and will accompany me forever!"

17. Christmas is coming! No matter how cold it is, how windy it is, how heavy the snow is, how thick the ice is, no matter how fast the price rises, even if I send a text message to deduct 10 yuan, I will wish you a Merry Christmas!

18. Christmas is here! I put my beautiful spring, fiery summer, rich autumn and winter snow into a lucky box and decorate it with a loving bow for you. Merry Christmas!

19. If you are satisfied, you will be happy; Dissatisfaction is pain. Let go of resentment, let go of yourself, and experience the indifference and joy of every moment. Manjusri Bodhisattva holds a heart lamp at Christmas, illuminating every corner of her heart and tasting the beauty of nature.

20. When Christmas Eve comes, send a blessing angel. Parents who receive this message on Christmas Eve can reap happiness and peace tomorrow Christmas. Parents who forward this message will be safe and healthy in the coming year. Health is a boat and peace is an oar. We can sail and paddle smoothly in the long river of life.

2 1. White winter, red Christmas and warm season. At this quiet moment, I sincerely wish you a Merry Christmas! In this snowy day, I hope my blessing can drive away the cold outside the window. Merry Christmas!

22. Peace, peace every night, winter wind tonight, spring breeze in Ming Dynasty, cold outside, warm inside, blessings and gifts. Tonight is Christmas Eve. I wish you all the best and happiness in the new year. Merry Christmas!

23. Don't move, put your hands up. Knowing the left and not knowing the right, I want to laugh in the middle. Say you! Put down your cell phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Merry Christmas!

24. Step on the wings of the wind and fly to happiness; Greet the footsteps of snow and pay tribute to hope; Blow a ray of happiness, sprinkle a blessing, may the romantic atmosphere be filled and your side be full of sweetness. Merry Christmas!

25. Kindness comes from fraternity, and kindness comes from gratitude; Happiness is born of satisfaction, and Lu is born of diligence; Life is born healthy, happiness is born happy! Happiness is the foundation of life. Merry Christmas to you!

26. When Christmas comes, I will send a message to say hello. Christmas is coming, and Santa Claus is driving; Good Christmas, Christmas gifts can not be less; Christmas is wonderful and the Christmas atmosphere is more lively. The Christmas message has arrived. Merry Christmas to you.

27. Christmas is coming, deer are running and bells are jingling; Snowflakes are fluttering, birds are singing and trees are enchanting; Get up early, wake up from my dream, and my blessing is coming: flowers bloom for you, hearts pick for you, and all happiness comes for you.

28. Wear a hat on holidays and give you a Christmas hat at Christmas. Warm and cold little red riding hood, as thick as a hood. The treasure can also be turned out in the hat, and the Christmas gift has already been received. Christmas bubbles, and a happy life tastes good!

29. On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus happened to meet the god of wealth, and they decided to double the subsidy for those who read text messages. You can not only enjoy the happiness and warmth of Christmas Eve, but also embrace the rolling financial resources in the new year.

30. The voice of blessing came, you are in my heart, the Holy Grail is full of joy, birthdays are commemorated, and the festive atmosphere is strong. Make a wish and enjoy a big meal. Merry Christmas to you!

3 1. Distance can't stop my blessing, distance can't stop my contact with you, distance can't stop my missing you, distance can't stop the short message I sent you on Christmas Eve: Bless you from afar, Merry Christmas!

32. The green hills are full of water, and Christmas wishes come early: life needs to be full of joy, and I wish you happiness. From Shui Piao to water, there is no sorrow in life. Drink today, get drunk today, and live a happy life!

33. Willow trees in spring hide snow in winter, and Christmas comes after Christmas Eve. There is an ethereal spirit in the heart because of ambition, and it is a book. Ten years of cold window, ten years of suffering, ten years of deep sleep and ten years of dreams. The road to success needs practice, and Santa Claus is the certificate!

34. As night falls, snowflakes fall, neon lights flash, blessings sound and gifts fly. My blessing comes with Santa Claus: I wish you a safe night, a merry Christmas and good luck in the New Year!

Unfortunately, I tell you that at the moment you received this message, you were poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! It's useless to travel all the planets in the galaxy. The only way is to accept my care on Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas!

36. I had a dream yesterday that you fell into a stinking cesspit, got up and said: Good luck at Christmas, even the cesspit is delicious!

37. Christmas greetings! Solemnly declare: this blessing cannot be discounted without permission, if you don't reply, don't send it in groups, etc. Once I find any violation, I will send blessings continuously until your mobile phone is cut off.

38. Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the stars in the sky made two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!

39. According to the CIA, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone at 12 ... Hey! Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Merry Christmas to you!

40. One day later, you must eat fried rice with eggs, but only eggs. If you can separate the eggs from the rice, you will be satisfied with the remaining eggs. If we can change the eggs in fried rice back into complete eggs, the original eggs will be happy!

4 1. Because I thought that your mobile phone would be flooded with blessing messages in a few days, I decided to take action in advance to occupy the highest place, and all the blessings were put behind, "Merry Christmas!" I was the first.

42. Urgent notice: Because there is no chimney in your house, I can't send the gift to your house. Please don't close the window before going to bed tonight, and don't close the window until I deliver the gift-but beware of thieves. Merry Christmas to you!

Where are you now? I have something to tell you. You must be calm and mentally prepared. A group of people are asking about you everywhere, and they say they will spare you if they catch you. One is called the God of Wealth, the other is called Shunyi, the leader, and the other is called Happiness.

44. Why don't you laugh at the teacher: "Everyone is laughing, why don't you laugh alone?" Student: "I dare not laugh." Teacher, "Why?" Student: "You often say,' Smile, you are young 10 years old'. I just turned 65,438+00 today. If I smile again, I'll go. " Merry Christmas to you!

45. Happy and warm Christmas is here again. I weave a soft scarf with sincere wishes and endless thoughts, which tightly surrounds you and makes you have a warm and sweet Christmas! Merry Christmas!

46. In the physics class of smart students, the teacher is talking about vibration and buzz. In order to make the students understand, the teacher asked, "What will happen if I throw a stone at the fish pond? The students said in unison, "Fine 5 yuan! "Merry Christmas to you!

47. Christmas weather forecast: Before and after Christmas, there will be a large area of paper money, US dollars in Northeast China and North China, British paper money in Northwest China, checks in Southeast China and gold bars in some areas. Christmas slogan will be changed to: get rich at Christmas!

48. People are still the same, things are still the same, and it is another year; Whether you think about it or miss it, it is true; Good today, better tomorrow, loyal wishes; Love is real. Merry Christmas to you.

49. Simplicity is true, calmness is emotion, flatness is the road, gentleness is the heart, and peace is bliss. Christmas Eve is coming, and I send my sincere wishes in ordinary words. May your income rise steadily and your career soar!

50. Christmas is close to letting a hundred flowers blossom. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you expensive hands, three incense gives you a good mood, and four incense gives you no worries. Spiced food gives you a box full of money. Liu Xiang sends you eternal health!

5 1. I make a wish to Christmas Eve: May you be safe forever! May happiness accompany you all your life! May your gifts pile up like a mountain!

52. It's time to welcome the New Year. We extend our best Christmas wishes to you and your relatives, wishing you prosperity and happiness in the new year!

53. Christmas is here. Don't try to be brave when you are tired. Take a break! Don't be bored, be happy! Don't go to bed early when you are sleepy! Don't take it all, share it! Think about it, stop talking, contact! Life is short, be kind to yourself!

54. Send you a heart of blessing. On this special day, I wish you happiness, happiness and blooming flowers. All the best wishes are with you. Merry Christmas! I thought of you on Christmas Eve and sent a message to greet you. It doesn't matter if I can't remember you. As long as you are happy and satisfied, it is my heartfelt comfort.

55. As night falls, snowflakes fall, neon lights flash, blessings sound and gifts fly. My blessing comes with Santa Claus: I wish you a safe night, a merry Christmas and good luck in the New Year.

56. On the occasion of Christmas, my blessing is accompanied by the loud noise of heavy bombers, and there are all kinds of good luck bombs everywhere, including good luck, good luck and peach blossom luck. From east to west, from south to north, from top to bottom, from far to near, from white to black, from heaven to earth, all-round and multi-dimensional air strikes are coming at you. Please abandon the city and surrender quickly and enjoy the torture of good luck. You can't stand the joy.

57. I want to be a tree, a Christmas tree that exists only for you. The biggest and brightest star above is my heart, my love is hanging below, and my infatuation is wrapped in ribbons. Merry Christmas!

58. Urgent notice: Because there is no chimney in your house, I can't send the gift to your house. Please don't close the window before going to bed tonight, and don't close the window until I deliver the gift, but be careful of thieves. Merry Christmas to you!

59. Sleepy people pull out to herd cattle, and don't want me to be criminally detained, forget all about my beheading, and don't call me to train monkeys in Tibet. I wish you a merry Christmas in advance. Some of them were sent to earth earlier than me.

60. I want to hug your neck by your side, lie in your ear and whisper: I miss you so much at Christmas, really, really ... I miss you! !

6 1. Distance can't stop my blessing, distance can't stop my contact with you, distance can't stop my missing you, distance can't stop the short message I sent you on Christmas Eve: Bless you from afar, Merry Christmas!

62. I clicked all winter and saw your smiling face. I copied your smiling face and stuck it in my heart. I downloaded my ideas and kept them forever. I turn on my mobile phone and give you my best wishes: Merry Christmas!

63. Christmas is coming. I wish you good health like Santa Claus, no resistance like a sleigh, and inexhaustible money like a gift in Santa Claus's bag. Merry Christmas!

64. Christmas is really lively. Santa Claus runs back and forth between the eastern and western hemispheres with a bag on his back. I wish you a merry Christmas, good health, no worries and a good mood to enjoy life. No matter when it comes, the goddess of luck will always smile at you!

65. Christmas is a blessing: health gives you a hug; Success opens the way for you; Life is a sweet smile for you; Peace takes care of you more; The light ring of happiness surrounds you. I wish you in advance: Christmas Eve is auspicious and Merry Christmas!

66. Christmas is approaching, and you can smell a touch of sweetness; The celebration of New Year's Day is near, and I can feel the gentle warmth. My blessing is also close at hand. May you be happy. Don't miss this warm-up message.

67. The Christmas bell rings. In this romantic season, I send my sincere wishes. I wish you concentrate on your studies, do a good job, have fun, sleep well, and live more and more comfortably under my care! Merry Christmas

68. Before the Christmas bell rings, my blessing has arrived ahead of time: I wish you a good Christmas mood, an early promotion at work, all your troubles are scared away, you are happy to be old, you are gathered together and you are happy.

69. The Christmas bell is about to ring, the leaves are falling, the true feelings are rippling, the warmth is full, and the blessings are accompanied. How many sleepless nights, are not as warm as today's Christmas Eve, this different night, happy and happy.

70. The Christmas bell is ringing in my ear again. I really want to enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere with you. Tonight, I will miss you quietly and spend the whole night like Christmas Eve before. I have never spent it with you!

7 1. Christmas, winter and solstice are a string, and happiness will never leave. Good luck and happiness are a string, and family harmony and wealth are inseparable. A string of friends' blessings will last forever. Forward a string of short messages to make you feel warm and happy in Christmas and winter on the solstice.

72. Christmas messages are overwhelming. I'm afraid blessings can't be stuffed in. It is not easy to take action in advance to occupy the highlands and enter the top three. I want to wish you all the best, do whatever you want, do whatever you want. Merry Christmas!

73. Christmas has just arrived on New Year's Day. Once it is higher than the first birthday, sesame blossoms are higher and higher after the Spring Festival. I wish you a happy New Year! Wealth is prosperous! Most importantly, don't forget me if something good happens!

Merry Christmas! Although it's a little early, considering your network status in the Jianghu, I'm afraid you'll forget me for a while, so I decided to remind you first. By the way, my socks have been washed, you know.

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, everyone gives money at Christmas. Christmas is beautiful, Christmas is beautiful, Christmas is like a demon! Christmas jump, Christmas jump, Christmas family won the lottery! Merry Christmas, noisy Christmas, everything at Christmas is very interesting! Merry Christmas!