2022 funny quotations about WeChat circle of friends (super humorous qq quotations)

Funny quotations about WeChat friends circle 1. If a drop of water is a blessing, I would like to give you the whole sea! If a stone represents luck, I will give you the whole mountain! Please allow me to extend my best wishes to you, Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Whenever I have enough to eat and drink, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.

3. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

4. I fell when I was a child. Whether it hurts or not, I cried first.

5, age, always as scheduled; Sadness always comes uninvited; Unfortunately; Always unexpected; And you, why, have never been here Age, always unable to gather; Sadness always leaves slowly; Unfortunately, it is always plundered; And you, even if you come, how can you not leave?

6. Send you a happy jiaozi with my blessing; Send you a happy jiaozi, reflecting my greetings; Send you a sweet, saturated with my care; Send you a short message about the Dragon Boat Festival, conveying my best wishes and wishing you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

7. Actually. Who do you love me like? I will give any expression.

8. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

9. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.

10, I am also a spoony seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

1 1. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

12, I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

13, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

14, our goal: look at money and earn more.

15, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.

16, hum, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

17, my life creed is: live like a grandson for decades until you become a grandfather and then die.

18, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and tired.

19, shameless, doing well is called excellent psychological quality!

20, you go, I won't send you; Come, rain or shine, I will pick you up.

2 1, the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

22, the price of glutinous rice is firm, and the Dragon Boat Festival dumplings are higher. A friend sent a message to send zongzi, hoping to compete with the weather. I wish you don't aim too high, but aim too high. The body can grow taller and the career can be better. Blood pressure will not rise, happy Gao Legao!

23. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

24. Money is not everything. Sometimes you still need a credit card.

25. Your people are perfect, but no one will necessarily like them.

Even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.

27, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

28, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

29. You may be tasting the zongzi I wrapped for you now. You may find that there is only rice in zongzi, and there is no stuffing. It's strange that you want to leave out the stuffing when you wrap palm seeds, which shows that my love for you is infinite. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

30. The so-called beauty is actually the slave of cosmetics.

3 1, send you a pack of zongzi in advance: green leaves are pure friendship; Red and white stuffing is endless concern; Romantic after cooking; It is warm after biting; It tastes sweet. I wish you happiness all the time and peace every day!

You are good to me, so I can't help but want to bully you.

33. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in my hand. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

I love you all my life.

36. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

37. What should I give you for the Dragon Boat Festival? Mung bean cake is a bit old-fashioned, and zongzi is too original. Don't have a bad style, I can't give out red envelopes. I only send two messages. Good luck on your holiday!

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

39, * * breast enhancement surgery, don't pollute the last safe milk source!

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

4 1. After receiving this message, you are the manager of Zongzi. Reading, you are the supervisor of "Zongzi"; Save it, you are in charge of zongzi; Forward, you are the "Zongzi" referee; Delete, you are the "Zongzi" system. "Zongzi", Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

42. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

43, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

44. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

45. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

46, husband, goalkeeper, how about the goal!

Super humorous qq quotations

1, friends who are iron again, will melt as soon as they are burned.

2. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

3, the sand is misty, the water is lingering, and the thoughts are like grass, flying to you with the geese; The moon star is dark. Greetings pass through the clouds and blessings are sent to the side. Dragon Boat Festival, deep affection, sincere wishes and good wishes! Friends, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single.

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

6. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After the grief, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

7. In fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

8. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

9. You are afraid of the heat, but you just wrap your clothes. You are afraid of pain, but you just tighten your belt; You are afraid of being tired, but you are just wearing jewelry; You swim, but you don't even take off your clothes. No, it's hot. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

10, there is no inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.

1 1, every blooming petal has my sincere blessing, and every budding leaf has my greetings. Please send it slowly in the breeze. May flowers and green leaves accompany you and decorate your colorful life. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

12, Journey to the West told us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

13, if the exam can reward QB, the country would have been rich and strong.

14, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

15, send you a zongzi, content:% pure concern; Ingredients: sweetness, happiness, happiness, tolerance, loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish.

16, take off your coat, you are white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick and bite, and my heart will fly to the clouds, ah, Zongzi, my favorite.

17. For my Audi, your Dior and our children's Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

18, your birthday, I'll give you a cake; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will send you a glutinous rice. I hope you plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing.

19, although bikini is not suitable for your sex appeal, although high heels are not suitable for your laziness, although meatballs are not suitable for your cute fake smile, you have your advantages. Peeling off your skin is soft and sweet, Dragon Boat Festival, how are you?

20. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

2 1, money is not a problem for me at all, the problem is that I have no money at all.

22, life does not need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; Friendship does not need rhetoric, just think about it; Money doesn't need a car to carry a bucket, just enough; Friends don't need to travel all over the world. It's good to have you. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

23. Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

24. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I really miss them!

25. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

27. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this. ...

28. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

29. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

30. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

3 1, saying that money is evil, it is all fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

What makes me proud and proud is that until now, the earth is still being trampled by me.

It is said that a strange thing happened at the Dragon Boat Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human being!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you fall in love with a foreigner.

35. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

36. Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good, it's not over yet. Believe it this way.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

38. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

39. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

40. From heaven to hell, I passed by.

4 1, bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

42, the Dragon Boat Festival weeding, sweating down the soil. Life is not afraid of hardship for Chinese food. Friends send blessings to cool off the heat. There are countless opportunities for career development. Health will always be maintained, and happiness will never be lost! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

43. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

44. In ancient times, we didn't make phone calls, send text messages, chat on the Internet, go to Weibo, cross oceans and get stuck in traffic jams. If I miss you, I will climb two mountains and walk five miles to hold your hand.

45, jujube bag jiaozi, I wish you health and longevity; Meat dumplings, may your love last forever; Dip zongzi in some sugar, I hope you are happy. Different zongzi have my same blessing: Happy Dragon Boat Festival!