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Write interesting New Year stories in classical Chinese.

1.200-word classical Chinese takes the fun of the Spring Festival as the theme, "In addition to firecrackers, the spring breeze warms Tu Su; Thousands of households always exchange new peaches for old ones. "

The Spring Festival is a very lively festival to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, and it is also my favorite and most anticipated festival. Every New Year's Eve, we go back to Zhuji's grandmother's house. Grandma prepared a sumptuous dinner. The door is closed before eating. All of us should worship the kitchen god's grandparents first, and then worship the land father-in-law and the land mother-in-law at the door. Then we sat down to have a reunion dinner.

The most interesting thing is that there are two fish on the table, one is cooked and the other is raw. Of course, all the cooked fish are in our stomachs, and the raw fish is reserved for next year. "More than a year!" Grandma set out to let us eat this and that. I am full early in the morning. I looked at grandma eagerly. Finally, it's the moment I've been waiting for for a year. Grandma began to divide the year, and then my big father. Ha ha ha, I'm so happy! Da Die began to fire a cannon. Father and brother are holding firecrackers and scattering them on the ground quickly. My sisters and I hid behind the door. The noise was so loud that the glass buzzed. The fireworks in the distance are beautiful, colorful and changeable! We also have a lively event, that is, everyone washes their hands and rubs jiaozi while watching the Spring Festival Evening and chatting! Finally, I grew up to 1 year old unconsciously in my dream.

2. junior high school composition fun in the new year and fun in the summer vacation

This summer vacation, my parents and I made an appointment to hold a "family quiz".

The summer vacation is coming. On the day of the competition, I first learned the appearance of the host on TV, walked onto the stage, cleared my throat and said, "Now, I declare that the family intelligence competition has officially begun. First of all, we ask red mother to answer the question: what is classical Chinese? Please give an example. " After hearing this, my mother thought for a while and said, "Classical Chinese refers to a poem with characters, feelings and sense. For example, the ancient narrative poem "Learning Games" tells us that we should concentrate on studying or doing anything, otherwise we will accomplish nothing. " I can't help clapping my hands and saying, "That's right, the red edge adds ten points." After that, he turned and wrote "Jia 10" on the blackboard. "We asked Dad Lan to ask a question: Two geese were put in the refrigerator at the same time. After 35 seconds, one is dead and the other is still alive. Why? " "Well, well ..." Seeing that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: "Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of the Antarctic-penguin, so I gave Blue ten points less! The following is a joke contest. No matter what jokes you tell, as long as you make your mother-in-law happy, you can get extra points! " As soon as the voice fell, my mother raised her hand and said, "Once upon a time, there was a king of jokes. Once, he broke into a house by mistake and was caught. When the man heard him say that he was a famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said a fart word without thinking, but the man didn't understand what it meant. The king of jokes said,' It's up to you to let it go or not. "I heard that, I couldn't help laughing, even my mother's opponent, Dad, laughed. ...

Finally, my mother won 20 points. This "quiz" is really interesting. It not only enriches our knowledge of Chinese, but also tests our intelligence and adds endless fun to our family.

Write an interesting article about the New Year (1000 words 1). In my expectation day after day, the new year finally arrived and people suddenly became busy.

Fireworks stalls have also come out to do business, and the streets are boiling. This night, from time to time, several families will light fireworks and put them into the sky; Sometimes a few naughty children join in the fun and throw their guns on the ground, causing the earth to scream in pain.

Every household turns on the light and someone is watching TV; Some people are having a reunion dinner; Others hold family concerts at home. The sky is full of colorful sparks, and the ground is full of Qian Qian lights.

I told jokes and stories with several old classmates, and a poem suddenly popped up in my mind: firecrackers are one year old, and the spring breeze enters Tu Su from send warm. Thousands of families always trade new peaches for old ones.

Yes, in the noisy firecrackers, I sent away the unforgettable old year; How many warm spring breeze brings a new year to the smiling people. We are one year older, and every household has opened the doors and windows to let the bright sunshine shine into the house on the first day of the new year. In this firecrackers, why not mixed with loud gongs and drums and cheerful instrumental music, why not filled with hearty laughter? I am one year older and should be more sensible. Amid mother's voice and firecrackers, we ushered in the biggest festival in China-Spring Festival. Everyone is beaming, hanging red lanterns, sticking red Spring Festival couplets, and busy ... The first day of the first month is another happy day.

I used to be the last person to get up, but today I won the first place, because I really want to smell the firecrackers. Strings of firecrackers are lit in people's hands, and the sound is really loud, splashing everywhere, as if to send every blessing to thousands of households. The firecrackers continued and crackled. After dinner, I invited some friends to play together. Firecrackers lit in the street produce beautiful flowers on the ground, very beautiful. The pocket money given by my parents is in my bag, let alone how happy I am.

Today's birds also come out to join in the fun, and probably they are also very happy. The street is really a street, with everything to play and eat.

Most of the children I see are children. I took a look and counted the spicy food stall as the best. How about going somewhere else? I stopped again in front of the booth of a stationery store. There are all kinds of interesting things: airplane models, binoculars, electric cars ... all of them are interesting things.

I find the most popular people are those who play in the west. In other places, I also saw some selling balloons, pistols, skipping rope, some selling snacks, snacks, fruits, clothes and food. It's amazing.

After playing all morning, I will visit relatives and friends for the Spring Festival in the afternoon, which is undoubtedly a happy thing. At night, every household is brightly lit, and every household dresses up the house in a unique way, each with its own personality.

They put the new year's goods they bought all over the floor. How to paste the bought New Year pictures depends on your own style and preferences.

Some are posting, some are posting backwards, and some are posting askew, each with its own merits. People have already prepared all the dishes they bought, and only in the Spring Festival can they have a big meal.

Every household has firecrackers, and people put on new clothes to welcome the New Year. Before the Spring Festival, when people go out, if they meet good friends, they always say, "Go to the streets!" " What a wonderful time today! It's really pleasing to the eye. It's delicious, and it's delicious. The luckiest are the vendors, but business is booming today! Some relatives and friends got together, sipping wine and delicacies and saying some happy words.

The happiest thing is that we can save a lot of lucky money and then go shopping to buy many interesting things, such as cars, four-wheel drive cars, toy guns, football and so on. And we can make a lot of money as long as our mouths are sweeter and we say more blessings! People have been playing until late at night, chewing delicious fruit in their mouths, putting firecrackers and fireworks in their hands ... adults and children are singing and dancing and having a good time. I hope that children all over the country will be happy and have no troubles in today's new year, but don't "play with things." Dad has done so much for me. I want to study hard and win glory for my motherland when I grow up.

Three generations of gentlemen. I will not live up to the painstaking efforts of my parents and teachers.

Please write an article about the fun of the New Year for your reference-the long-awaited winter vacation has finally arrived. It's like a book, the first page has been opened. I write down happy and beautiful things on every page.

Although it's winter vacation, I still have to study. Morning is a good time to study. With the dawn, our family read with relish, and all three of us became bookworms. My father loves reading literary works, and my mother's prose is affectionate. As for me, the children's poems I read are catchy.

Books broaden our horizons and increase our knowledge. Reading a good book is like communicating with a wise author. Every time I read something happy, I can't help laughing. When you read a touching place, you will shed moving tears.

A good book will often make us forget all about eating and sleeping, and really reach the realm of "reading a good book and not knowing the taste of meat for three days". During the winter vacation, there is also a Spring Festival, which is my happiest moment.

During the Spring Festival, my father bought twelve small red lanterns from the street and strung them in two strings. Father smiled and said, "Twelve red lanterns indicate that our family will have twelve months of prosperity in the new year." Mom, busy preparing the New Year's Eve dinner. It's very rich, with seafood, vegetables, beef and, of course, fish. In the traditional Spring Festival in China, eating fish means "having it for more than one year", which is auspicious.

I'm not idle either. I went to the supermarket to buy orange juice, beer and other new year's goods. During the winter vacation, I could have enjoyed myself as much as all the children, but my eyesight was poor and I could only look at the computer and sigh. Occasionally go online to kill a few gobang games, which is very enjoyable! Winter vacation life is happy and short-lived. I really want to keep up with the pace of time and have been spending the winter vacation.

How time flies! In a blink of an eye, the Spring Festival has already passed halfway. Think about it. What impressed me the most about this Spring Festival? Indeed, I am immersed in the joy of celebrating my grandmother's birthday on the 30th and setting off firecrackers at night. The victory of playing cards in the second day of junior high school also intoxicated me, but I still can't forget that "black" junior high school. Because I always want to get rid of my homework, I changed my habit of going back to my grandmother's house in the fourth grade and came to her house in the third grade.

I went in to change my clothes and went straight to the computer in the engine room, only to find that the door was closed. At this time, the uncle came over and said, "Your sister is going to take an accounting certificate in March, and now she is reviewing. Do you know her temper? " He left before he finished.

I looked helpless and wandered between the living room and the big house, sometimes watching TV and sometimes playing with gadgets I got from the temple fair. Finally, after dinner, when I arrived at a mahjong room, I naturally sat down on behalf of our family, because I won a total victory the day before.

At first, I did well. I won both the first and the second. I was very happy and put down a sentence: "You are ready for me to win."

Third, I am Zhuang, and I play well. We'll be there soon after a few strokes. Ha, I got another good card. I played this card. Who knows, my uncle broke the bar and my grandmother slipped a "seven pairs". I lost 18 at once.

From then on, I lost everything, and finally I lost everything myself. I was unwilling, saying that I would cook another pot, but grandma said, "There is no time, let's cook."

Looking at my father, I was a little impatient and said, "Is anyone playing?" No one answered. Somehow, I grabbed the card box and ran to the big house, shouting "stop playing, I'll play by myself!" " "Then one person turned into four people and began to play. After about 30 minutes, my aunt came over and said; Why don't we play? Come on, I'll teach you a new game. "

You know, I've been waiting for this sentence for a long time, so I agreed and my mood eased a lot. After dinner, we were about to leave when the phone rang, saying that an old acquaintance had come and used to live in a hospital with grandma.

I had a bad feeling, so I urged my father to leave. Dad said, "I can't leave. I haven't seen you for a long time. I have to entertain others. "

About 20 minutes later, the doorbell rang and a couple in their forties entered the door. I called my uncle and aunt according to my father's instructions and sat down by myself. At first, I listened to what they talked about, but after a long time, I wanted to go home, because I made an appointment to go home to play computer, but it was already nine o'clock. When I got home, it was already half past nine, so I had no time to play. I urged my father to leave with my eyes or in a low voice, but my father always said, "You don't understand."

I sat back again, and the sound of watching TV programs was drowned out by their conversation. I even feel disgusted with this person in my heart. Looking at the clock hand that keeps moving forward, my heart aches and an unspeakable anger burns in my heart. I knew I couldn't have an attack, so I tried to suppress it.

I thought, "You can't attack hard, you must outwit." I went to the balcony and found what I wanted-one and a half square Sydney.

I called my father quietly and stuffed pears into his stomach. "Cut it, give it to them and let them go." Dad still shook his head and said, "You don't understand."

I was so depressed that when I got back to my seat, my anger could no longer be suppressed. Plus my unhappiness at noon, it broke out. I rushed to the hut, put on my clothes and shouted at my parents, "What time is it? ! Go! " Dad didn't expect me to be so impulsive. He was taken aback and smiled helplessly and said, "He is tired today. Let's go."

Grandpa and aunt also came up to laugh, and I leaned against the wall and sulked ... On the way, my father wanted to say something, but he swallowed it again and then didn't mention it again. And I, too, received an impulsive retribution: I caught a cold when I went out because there was a fire in my heart, and I caught a cold the next day, which was very uncomfortable.

With this lesson, I will definitely think clearly about my interests in future work, and be good to others and myself. Firecrackers bid farewell to the old year and another spring has come.

People from all corners of the country are warmly celebrating the Spring Festival, and I am one of them. This Spring Festival is unforgettable and interesting for me.

It is like a beautiful kaleidoscope. No matter where it goes, it presents a colorful picture. The following is an interesting story about my brother and me.

On the fourth day, we came to menstruation's house and got together. My aunt who went to heaven and went down to the kitchen cooked in person to satisfy our appetite.

However, it didn't take long for her to encounter a problem and run out of vinegar. She smiled and took the vinegar bottle and said, "Who wants to buy vinegar for me?" My brother and I agreed, and after seeing clearly that it was called Longmen rice vinegar, we took ten dollars and ran out of the house.

This is my brother's familiar territory, and he proudly led me into the primary school.

When the bell rang to welcome the New Year, our people in China shouted excitedly, "It's the New Year! The new year is here! " Ah! How wonderful the New Year is! I ran around the house excitedly, unable to restrain my inner joy.

When I ran to the balcony, suddenly, fireworks flew into the sky and exploded instantly. Some of them are like countless meteors, some are like colorful flowers, some are like golden coats, and some are like golden suns, making the earth look like a day. How beautiful! Today is the first day of the first month, and there is a festive atmosphere everywhere! I saw every household decorated with lanterns, with Spring Festival couplets in front of the door and red lights hanging on the balcony. Relatives get together for a reunion dinner and raise their glasses to wish them success in their work, progress in their studies and happiness in their families! On the way, people wear holiday clothes and dress up beautifully to pay New Year greetings to relatives and friends.

We are no exception! My parents took me to my grandmother's house to pay New Year's greetings. As soon as I enter the door, wow! It's all here Second uncle, second aunt, third uncle, third aunt, second aunt, third uncle, cousin, cousin, and even "little girl" have come to join in the fun! Adults sat on the sofa chatting and watching TV, and our children came to the room hand in hand to play the game of "hiding things". Cousin Zhen said seriously: "I now announce that the rules of the game are: one person hides a few small things, others look for them, and all they find are to hide things."

After drawing lots, we finally decided that my cousin would hide three coke bottle caps. My cousin pushed us out of the room, so she hid things herself ... After a while, my cousin smiled and said, "Hide, I promise you won't find it!" " "We flocked in, and I thought: The easiest place to hide things may be the most hidden place.

So, I searched every corner carefully, but I couldn't find it. I'm looking at my little sister, getting under the bed, * * * pouting outside, and my little hand groping inside. No, she just wants to stand up. "Oh!" I heard my little sister give a cry and cry. It turned out that she bumped into the bed when she stood up under the bed. So, she temporarily stopped the game.

Ah! One opponent is missing, but my cousin is difficult to deal with. I saw her rummaging through every dress in the closet. Wow! Fortunately, no! But where is it? I looked around, and at this moment, I found something shining behind the curtain. I opened the curtain, ah! It's a coke bottle cap! I jumped three feet high with joy, and my cousin looked unconvinced when she saw me. But she is accelerating. Look over there. Look here.

I hurried forward to observe. Under the bed, out of the reach of my little sister, I found another coke bottle cap, which made me even more excited. Later, I found the last bottle cap under a book. "shout! It really took me a lot of time! " I sighed and said that my cousin, cousin and little sister were all happy for me.

Cousin said, "Your observation is really good!" I listened, and my heart was filled with joy.

6. Who will write the article "The Joy of Chinese New Year"? The fun of the new year has passed the new year. My mother told me about the fun of shooting when I was a child.

How I wish I had a chance to have a shooting addiction! During the Spring Festival this year, the ZSZSZSZ family also came to Pixian County. As it happens, my uncle is also a shooting enthusiast, and we hit it off immediately-buy a gun at once.

My aunt and I rushed to shoot guns, and in a blink of an eye we arrived at the place where guns were sold. Although I was very active when I bought a gun, I really felt guilty when I shot it.

I was really worried about being bombed, so I pretended to be generous and said, "Uncle, you are a guest, let go first!" " "Without further ado, the little uncle fired several" butterfly "cannons in one breath. The butterfly cannon flew into the sky like a UFO, and many sparks were sprayed around it.

Watching, my hands itch, I quickly said to my uncle: "Uncle, let me try!" " ""all right. " The little uncle replied happily.

I couldn't wait, so I grabbed the incense from him and lit a gun called "Haha Umbrella". The gray fuse spewed dark red sparks, only to hear the sound of "sou ...", and the gun quickly shot out from the ground, as if a meteor had flashed through the air, and with a bang, the sparks slowly spread out from the sky.

I vaguely saw something falling slowly in the middle of the spark. I ran over and saw that it was a parachute. Red top, white line, and dragging a small ball. It's really good.

The more I let go, the happier I am and the more courageous I am. I picked up a butterfly cannon and lit it. Then I turned around and walked slowly back.

Suddenly, menstruation's family and mother cried. Looking back, I saw that "Butterfly" seemed reluctant to leave me and flew towards me. As soon as I saw that things were bad, I ran away. At this moment, I only hate that I don't have many legs. Watching me run away in panic, my mother and they both laughed their heads off.

In a blink of an eye, the gun was released by us, and I came home reluctantly. I really hope the Spring Festival will come soon next year.