Funny and humorous sentences on the wine table

A humorous sentence on the wine table-1. If you are drunk today, don't be too tired in life.

2.？ Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary.

3.？ If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

4.？ The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

5.？ Can't drink, no future.

6.？ There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

7.？ Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

8.？ What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

9.？ The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

10.？ Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

1 1.？ Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

12.？ A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.

13.？ It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di.

14.？ Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

15.？ We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

16.？ Heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

17.？ People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

18.？ The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

19.？ Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

20.？ When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me.

The humorous second sentence on the wine table is 2 1. It rains in the sky and it is dry underground. I can't count that cup just now.

22.？ People have to get drunk when they drink, or the host will be ashamed!

23.？ There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

24.？ Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

25.？ It rains in the sky and it is dry underground. That cup doesn't count.

26.？ Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

27.？ Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love. Can you drink less?

28.？ If you are drunk, you won't obey anyone, just hold the wall.

29.？ Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

30.？ To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

3 1.？ Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

32.？ Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it will be haunted. You slip your legs when you talk. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

33.？ Show your skills in times of crisis, my sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother;

34.？ If others don't know, unless you drink.

35.？ The world was drunk and I woke up alone, so I had to wait on them again.

36.？ The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

37.？ I would rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a rift in my feelings.

38.？ Kuai, follow the wall. Have fun and mop the floor.

39.？ Small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband;

40.？ If you are drunk today, don't be too tired in life!

Funny and humorous sentences on the wine table 3 4 1. Drink nine taels at a time and concentrate on training.

42.？ It looks like water, it tastes spicy, it is haunted when drunk, and it stumbles when you walk, looking for water to drink at night, and you regret waking up early.

43.？ The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

44.？ If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

45.？ Wine makes a hero and refuses to obey his wife.

46.？ Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

47.？ We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

48.？ Every bosom friend has several glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

49.？ Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

50.？ Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

5 1.？ Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, so drink less.

52.？ Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

53.？ The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but regret my ignorance.

54.？ Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

55.？ Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

56.？ Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

57.？ To make the guests drink well, drink it yourself first.

58.？ People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

59.？ Bai Di Caiyun resigned half a catty;

60.？ It is a sin not to drink the wine flowing in front of your eyes.

6 1.？ The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

62.？ As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

63.？ Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

64.？ Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

65.？ Small is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband.

Toast on the wine table

1. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar.

2, advise you to drink a glass of wine, friends all over the world. -To friends

3, the woman is beautiful, talented, cup to cup, come together.

4, the woman is beautiful and talented, one cup after another, come together-accompany the lady to drink.

5, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow. -Toast a friend

6. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

7. The leader is above and I am below. Say it a few times. -Ladies clink glasses with leaders.

8. The competition in the market economy is fierce, so drink a glass of wine quickly. -For business banquets.

9. If others don't know, unless you drink.

10, the mountain is high and the water is long, looking for a bosom friend, I am connected with my brother's wine.

1 1, my heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I'll get this man a drink, and he'll be happy to drink it. If he doesn't drink, he won't go, he won't go!

12. When it's time to shoot, shoot. Dude, I'll give her a drink.

13, my heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I'll get this man a drink, and he'll be happy to drink it. He won't go if he doesn't drink, or he won't go! -Women toast men.

14, at sunrise, the river is full of flowers, I wish you more prosperous business.

15, Cai He Jr. is sharp-edged. He drank too much today. Show some respect.

16. Make new friends, but don't forget old ones. -To old and new friends * * *

17, excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, who didn't drink it because I was ugly. -The lady made a toast to the leader.

18, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

19. To make guests drink well, they have to drink at home first-by themselves.

20. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

2 1, make it at sunrise, and wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to those who do business in the sea.

22. Bai Di Caiyun, who resigned, has nothing to do. -The drinker.

23. The road is rough. Who will drink if you don't drink? -Let the drinker have a drink.

24, thousands of miles are destined to meet, drinking or not is wrong.

25. Give a helping hand when in danger. When you make a move, I'll pour her a drink, brother. -This classic drinking game is mostly used by heroes to save America.

26. When you are in danger, your sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for your brother.

27. The competition in the market economy is fierce, so hurry up and have a glass of wine.

28. Do you feel deeply? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip! -To friends

29. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

30. To make guests drink well, they must drink first.

3 1. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. -A toast song by the people of Inner Mongolia grassland.

32, don't say anything, the closest relatives are big brothers. -Drinking with old people

33, don't say anything, the closest relatives are big brothers.

34. This spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing everywhere. I raised my glass and asked the young lady how much I should drink. -Women are in charge.

35. The youngest leaves home and the oldest comes back. I accompany my elder sister to drink this cup.

A greeting on the wine table, a toast on the wine table

1, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

Two, one, two, two gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still screaming.

When the fish turns over, it means that your career is jumping into the river and rising step by step.

4, a pair of fish heads, rich.

5, wine is a grain essence, the more you drink, the younger you are.

6. nobles eat mandarin fish.

7, wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

8. Looking for a bosom friend in the mountains and flowing water, my brother and I are heart to heart.

9. Excited heart, shaking hands, I propose a toast to the leader, who doesn't think I'm ugly.

10, gathering is a bosom friend. I'll drink two comfortable drinks first.

1 1, tea is wine as long as you have it in your heart.

12, there are thousands of glasses of wine, and you can't get drunk!

13, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

14, my heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I'll give the leader a drink. The leader is happy to drink, but he won't leave without drinking.

15, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in my heart!

16, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

17, there is no cloud in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

18, beautiful women, talented men, cup to cup, come together.

19, if you drink today, you will be drunk today. You need to be happy when you are proud of your life.

20. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.

2 1. People come and go on the river, but they like the beauty of perch.

22, adding wine to add happiness, days will increase people's life expectancy.

23. A friend of a gentleman is as light as water.

24, a dry can be promoted, two clean. I'm not sick. After three sips of this glass of wine, I thought about everything.

25. Wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

26, wine is a blessing, sprinkled on the world is a blessing, and the table is full of flowers and wealth.

27. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business.

28, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty and nothing to do.

29, wedding banquet: Xidi Tianzhu. This is a big party. I'll bring you a wedding reception. I wish you more happiness than happiness. Boiled peanuts. Also known as peanut bean, have a nice day.

30. Look at this lady, young and beautiful. The talent remains the same. Gentle as water. Like a blooming flower, colorful and versatile.

3 1, I wish you good fortune, good health, sweet love and all the best.

32, send you a plate of three flavors of fruit, one is warm and sweet, and the other is sweet. One is the blessing of peace. I wish you as a mother, always healthy and beautiful, everything goes well, no flowers, no gifts, only my deep blessing. Wine is divided equally, and brotherhood is deep.

33. I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, haha! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Happy forever.

34, hair and hair are one-sided, and money will definitely not be less. Lovers are best to find. The mixture is good. Comb your hair back so that you won't get drunk when you drink. Hair on both sides, drinking deeply. Hair takes root, and good luck always accompanies it. Pull your hair forward and have a successful career.

You always look like a blessing. At first glance, he is either rich or expensive! Drink this glass of wine and wish you a long and healthy life.

36, see you busy, a small wish, just for peace. This is a lucky wine for you. I wish you good luck every day, every year and every minute.

37. I wish you were a ship, braving the wind and waves in the ocean of knowledge; May you be a crystal and keep a pure and beautiful heart forever; May you be an eagle, soaring in the vast sky!

Let's abandon the blind fantasy of happiness and pin our hopes on the persistent pursuit of our career!

39. May your career and life be like the full moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival. Bright and bright. The circle is full.

40. With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, send a round blessing, so that those who love you will love you more and those you love will understand you better! I wish you and your loved ones peace and happiness, and I wish your parents health and happiness!

4 1, the leader can come, we are very proud, here to bring you a glass of wine, I hope you will never have trouble.

42. Child: Look at this little girl, smart and cute, with a red face and a small cherry mouth. I wish you: study hard, make progress every day and grow into an ideal school!

43. The lofty ideal is the guiding light of life. With it, life has a direction; With it, I feel very full inside. Take firm steps towards the established goals, students!

44. The God of Wealth asked me to tell you that you should be kind to people, especially the person who sent you this message. Always make this person happy. Invite this man to dinner and give him a big gift. The God of Wealth will take care of you.

45. I wish you a new year. When you are busy at work, you will win money by playing cards, your passbook will increase infinitely, your pocket will be full of dollars, beautiful women will be crowded in front of your bed, you will be full of energy, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.

46. After graduation in another year, the students in the university will be separated. I will send you a message congratulating you on your graduation. I hope everyone can realize their dreams.

47. It's time to start. Let's go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye, even if the song fades away, our hearts will beat forever.

48. Boiled peanuts. Also known as peanut bean, have a nice day.

49. This season has my deepest thoughts. Let the wind bring you full blessings and fill your sweet dreams. I wish you a brilliant new year!

50. Wedding reception: Tianxi. Xidi. This is a big party. I'll bring you a wedding reception. I wish you more happiness than happiness.

5 1, I wish female leaders: May your life be as beautiful as amber and your temperament as extraordinary as chrysanthemum, thus bringing you a cup (tea). Good luck and everything you want.

Young man: You are tall and handsome. The more you look, the more you look like Jay Chou. You are the most handsome guy among us.

When the Spring Festival comes, I say hello to you. I am in good health and in a particularly good mood. Good luck every day, the taste is wonderful; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.

54, I wish you in the new year, get rich and set foot on Marlboro, Hongta Mountain in your career, your lover has stuffed Ashima, and your financial resources are all over Greater China!

I wish your career and life as bright and complete as the full moon in Mid-Autumn Festival.

56, a dry can be promoted, two clean. I'm not sick. After three sips of this glass of wine, I thought about everything. Put a flower in the dish, I hope you can send it every day.

57. Serve food and feel good. This dish is a dish. I hope you will always be young.

58. When you wear glasses, you are the most handsome. Please be handsome!

59, will drink one or two glasses of wine, such a friend is bold enough!

60. The sun is red as fire, and I am not in charge emotionally.

6 1. Drinking is like drinking soup. This man must be a businessman. There is no need to persuade him to drink. This man must raise his glass in court. It must be the police, and he's not drunk. This man must be in the national tax. He started with a kilo. This person protects the People's Liberation Army and drinks like medicine. This man is unreliable.

62. As soon as the phone is turned on, I hope you can always smile. The mobile phone rang, and I wish you two thousand gold. As soon as the information arrives, good people will be rewarded all their lives. I wish you a good sleep every day, smile after reading the information and have good luck all your life.

Toast on women's wine table: rules on women's wine table

(1) If you really can't drink it, don't eat it with your rice bowl at the first bite.

(2) If you are sure to drink, don't put ink on it, and then there are rules.

Rule 1: Although the feelings on the wine table are deep, they are boring; Feelings are shallow, lick it, but don't say it when drinking.

Rule 2: Keep a low profile, curl your hair and never fill it up as soon as you get on the wine table.

Rule 3: Leaders will drink with each other before it is their turn to respect each other.

Rule 4: You can be respected by many people. Never be respected by many people unless you are a leader.

Rule 5: Respect others by yourself. If you don't clink glasses, how much you drink depends on the situation. For example, the drinking capacity and attitude of the other party must not be less than that of the other party. You should know that you respect others.

Rule 6: Respect others by yourself. If you clink glasses, say, if I finish drinking, you will get pregnant.

Rule 7: Since you are in a humble position, remember to add more wine to the leader. Don't blindly drink for the leader, just replace it, and pretend that you want to drink because you really want to drink, not for the leader. For example, leader A can't drink enough. Beating around the bush can stop people who want to worship leader A.

Rule 8: Pick up the glass (beer glass), grab the glass with your right hand and put it on the bottom with your left hand. Remember that your cup is always lower than others'. If you are a leader, you should be sensible and don't put it too low, otherwise how can you be a person below.

Rule 9: If there is no special person present, you'd better touch the wine in the right order, and don't favor one over the other.

Rule 10: clink glasses, make a toast and make a statement. Otherwise, why the fuck should I drink your wine?

Rule 1 1: Don't talk business at the dinner table. After drinking, the business will be almost the same. Everyone knows that, otherwise people will not be free to drink with you.

Rule 12: Don't pretend to be crooked, say something wrong, do something wrong, don't plead, and consciously punish the wine is the last word.

Rule 13: If there is not enough wine, put the wine bottle in the middle of the table and let others fill it themselves. Don't be silly to pour wine one by one, or what should the people behind you do if they don't have wine?

Rule 14: There must be a glass of wine at the end, so don't leave your glass empty. You can't run away ~

Article 15: Be careful not to make a slip of the tongue after drinking, don't talk big, don't be rude, don't spit everywhere, don't throw chopsticks, don't point, don't drink soup, don't fart and burp, don't go to the toilet without stopping you.

Rule 16: Don't say I can't drink (if you drink), lest others call you hypocritical. Believe it or not, people can really tell if they can drink.

Rule 17: The leader drinks with you to give you face. No matter how much the leader tells you to drink, do it yourself first. Remember, put your hands and glasses down.

Rule 18: peanuts are a good thing for drinkers. It is essential to keep a clear head and ask questions after drinking. A cup of yogurt, a cup of hot water and a hot towel all show your concern.