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How false it is to say I love you in a beautiful mood.

1. What should I do to kill you, my love?

2. I can't bear to scold my man. Why don't you try it?

3. Oh, I'm so stupid that I know you are the wrong person, but I'm still crazy and fascinated!

4. If a man likes you the first time he sees you, hit him, because he just wants to sleep with you.

5. I feel a little pain and can't say it. I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.

6. Be kind to a road idiot, because once he enters your heart, it is difficult to go out again.

7. In life, there must be a right person waiting for you, and you will meet it sooner or later.

8. Do you understand me? Are you qualified to point fingers? See how much you weigh? Bring capital.

9. Single repetition, listening to the lyrics, humming the tune and singing the city mood.

1. I am not cold-blooded, let alone slow-hot. I'm just afraid that I'll be sad when I leave because I invest too much.

11. People are really interesting. You often know how to hold on to what you have lost.

12. Happiness is comparative. Not with others, but with their own unhappiness.

13. People who really wait for you will always wait sincerely, while those who don't want to wait for you will always hold other people's hands as soon as they turn around.

14. I am most afraid that your face will suddenly bump into my eyes, and the most grievance is the complicated eyes when you look at me.

15. If we can't catch the shadow of the old days, we can look at the past with a smile.

16. Love is to rent one's heart, marriage is to tie one's heart, and love is to warm one's heart.

17. Not everyone loves you as much as I do, let alone be dead set like me. I can give you everything you want.

18. There is a kind of injury, which goes deep into the bone marrow and wreaks havoc where people can't see it.

19. Turning back to the shore only makes us drift away. I am willing to tell you how willing I am to fall.

2. Some people don't feel it when they are around, and once they lose it, it will almost kill me.

21. Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important mood?

22. If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you. It's as simple as that.

23. Thank you for being heartless. It's a lesson, an experience and a game.

24. We can quarrel, but we can't affect our relationship. No matter friendship or love.

25. I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

26. I still love you in my heart, but I can't say your name anymore.

27. I finally found a reason not to love you, because having is the beginning of losing.

28. I don't want to explain. I explain too much, just like I'm blaming you for not understanding me.

29. The left eye has never seen the right eye, and it doesn't know how to comfort, but only silently tears with it.

3. Sometimes, it's good to pretend you don't know, at least your heart won't hurt.

31. Lies are packaged. There is a better name: oath.

32. We are both good at duplicity, and we really want each other to know.

33. The person who really knows you is the one who sees the pain in your smile

34. Life is like a dance, and the person who accompanied you to practice the dance steps at first may not accompany you to the end.

35. There are some things that we can't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know.

36. Can you give me visible care when I need it?

37. It turns out that some people you think are very important, and if you don't contact them, they will really never contact you.

38. I want a time machine, and I want to be happy all the way without changing seasons.

39. You can't wake a person who is pretending to sleep. Just like you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.

4. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now, whenever someone stared at me, I made him blush.

41. The decoration of the brain is often teased by the heart.

42. I missed the reincarnation for that time, but I didn't wait for you after all.

43. The happiest thing is that while I like you, you just like me.

44. I am a person who often laughs, but I am not a person who is always happy.

45. In the memory barrier, the voice that once moved has gradually faded away.

46. Time is too thin, fingers are too wide, and I can't catch the fleeting time, only I still miss it.

47. I'm really in pain this time. I'm really awake. I'll try to be free and easy.

48. Will anyone tell you, don't pretend, I know you are unhappy

49. If you can't go to the end by yourself, then go alone.

5. If you don't strive for what you want, you will never have it.

51. I believe that you love me, but I also believe that I am used to deceiving myself.

52. You know what it means to do anything when you are hurt, hurt and in tears.

53. Sometimes the sun is fine, and sometimes it is dark. This is life.

54. In fact, after being alone for a long time, you get used to it. I don't have to hold your arms anymore. I love your sentence, I love you, and a nice sentence begins with

△, I love you, but we can't be together. Thank you

△, please be serious about love! If you don't love, please divorce. Be good to each other and treat the person who loves you well.

△, I love you, it's just a verbal talk and a nice word. It's easy to say it in three words:

△, I love you. Some people may not be able to love you. Since loving that person means making him or her feel happy, I love you! I respect your choice and everything you do!

△, although our love is too complicated, I believe that God will give me a perfect result

△, saying that I love you is hurting you deeply. What should I do? Who can tell me that my heart really hurts and my tears are almost dried up

△, I have no love, and it is empty! Get the heart!

△, I love you and I can't meet you, so forget it

△, I don't believe in commitment, in fact, I prefer myself. Only when you are alive can you have the right to pursue happiness! Come on, work hard to make money, rely on yourself!

△, I love you. It's easier said than done. How many people can do it? △, I am willing to spend my life with you. Will you spend your life with me?

△, I always think I'm strong, but my fragile side is vulnerable, and I bear the joys and sorrows alone

△, in fact, women sometimes really can't say well, and I feel stupid and can't say anything nice, so I will only treat people with my heart, but I won't get a response in the end. I will be strong and everything will be

fine.

△, I think I am the most stupid woman in the world, and I dare not lie and tell the truth when selling things. In this era, telling the truth is the stupidest person.

Delta, persistence should not be persistent. Women should never believe sweet words and hurt themselves in the end.

△, that's it, love is over, love is over, bless you! Please take care of yourself for the rest of your life!

△, that's it, thank you for being in my life. Don't blame time for those who can't stand it. Hello is the beginning of the story, and you should be good at our ending. Let the future come and the past pass.

△, if you are doomed to lose, you would rather not have it. That's it.

△, sometimes, love is too tired, just let it be, choose to forget that you are my baby, I love you

Dear:

We can meet today, so let's record it first. I really didn't sleep well last night. I woke up at five o'clock in the morning, then at seven o'clock, but I couldn't sleep. Then I slept again at eight or nine o'clock and slept until eleven o'clock. It's really refreshing to think of meeting you. I can't wait. I really hope that time will fast forward and let me go straight to the afternoon, and I will wait for you there. But I always feel that you will be late, because you seem to be late every time, almost every time, and it stinks!

yes, yes! Good boy! Good boy! Baby, baby! I can't wait to hug you, and I'll kiss you up and down, back and forth, left, right, left, right, inside and out in a moment before I can enjoy it. Tut tut, the little darling tastes great! I still want to eat after eating! I love you.

I haven't seen you much, and I haven't done anything. I have nothing new to talk about. I will start work next week. This week, the schedule is basically the same. From today on, I have something to do every day. It's a good and fulfilling week. Then we will work hard and work towards the same goal, right? Smelly little darling, I love you. I love you, da da! Beautiful and sad love: I love you, in exchange for self-love

1. Before love began, you could never imagine that you would love someone like that. Before love is over, you will never think that such love will disappear. Before love is forgotten, you can't think of it at all: such unforgettable love will only leave a faint trace. Before love starts again, it is hard to imagine that you can find that kind of love again.

2. Entanglement and noise can't make love last. Sometimes, persistence is embodied in wordless patience and silent acceptance. It seems that you don't love, but it can make love free and immortal. Don't insist on eternity, just care about what you once had. In fact, this is just despair for eternity. Love is the communication between love and love, and the echo of love and affection. It doesn't need to go hand in hand, but requires mutual affinity.

3. You must believe that there must be your lover in the world. Whether you are surrounded by light and drowned by applause at the moment, or you are walking alone in a cold street and getting wet by heavy rain, whether it is the morning with light snow or the evening with heat wave, he will definitely cross the turbulent crowd in the world, and he will walk past them one by one and walk towards you. He will find you. You have to wait.

4. Love says: In fact, I have these two things to understand and tolerate from the beginning, and people also know and use these two things to run my love well from the very beginning. It's doing well. But later, in the quarrel, people lost my understanding and tolerance. Now, I just want people to get them back and bring them back to me. Only in this way, even if people solve my mystery, they are not afraid of pain. That's the real me, the real love.

5. No one wants to change his mind on purpose. He really loves you when he loves you, but he really doesn't love you when he doesn't. He can't pretend not to love you when he loves you. Similarly, he can't pretend to love you when he doesn't love you.

6. I thought it would last forever, but it was just a chance meeting!

7. Love is a magnetic field, not a rope. It is better to attract him than to bind him. A rope will make men want to break free, but a magnetic field can give men the illusion of freedom and an eternal temptation.

8. There is no need to worry. If something is destined to happen, it will happen, at the right time, with the right person, for the most appropriate reason.

9. Reliable friendship is the warmest coat in this life!

1. People who don't like it can easily tell a joke and send a short message casually. I like it, but it becomes a dead hole in my heart. I dare not move, even when I see it, I can't say anything. I like someone, but I see her without saying a word. Looking at the friends next to him talking and laughing, I was jealous and anxious. Hint or express your heart, say I love you, but I'm afraid everything is my own self-love.

11. All sorrows always leave a trace of joy. All regrets will always leave a perfect corner.

12. First love is the easiest sacrifice on the altar of youth.

13. It doesn't matter whether you hesitate, give up, win or lose, advance or retreat, because I know that we are all secular people and there is nothing we can do. I thought you were mine and I wanted you all, but I found out that I was wrong again and you didn't give it to me. You know, when I was about to give up, you strengthened my belief; And now, it is you who want to leave me, and I am sad. I don't know how much you left me.

14. If you really fall in love with someone, a woman will have more and more fears in her heart and will try her best to catch him. When you really fall in love with someone, a man is satisfied and relieved, and then goes to do other things he should do. Women complain that the other person gives too little, just because you give him too much. So, don't always think that he thinks too little of you. Maybe it's just that you always take him too seriously.

15. All the causes of our injury, pain and hatred can be summed up in two words: expectation.

16. I decided my son, love, and was given a suspended sentence for the time being.

17. I'm a little skeptical about myself, and I'm afraid to love. Am I also the kind of person who is once bitten by a snake and twice shy? At the beginning, I left myself with pride and no regrets. Some people are not qualified to let themselves pay more affection, because they don't deserve it.

18. Love Road is a little foggy, and the fog has left dew. This dewdrop is full of love soil. Love road, winding road, curved like a string of pearls. Every step has a simple understanding. Promise you, I won't be mediocre again; Promise me that you will stop whispering. Every morning and evening, I want to have sex with you. Keep your palms warm all the time. There is a slow happiness, accompanied by a little hard work. Meeting is happiness, waiting is hard

19. Everyone comes to this world as a passer-by. Someone met him and turned to forget; If someone passes by, they will definitely look back. All encounters and retrospections are fate.