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I smiled and said that I didn't hurt myself.
Second, there are so many good girls in the world who just like my bad temper.
Third, it turns out that what really hurts people is not memories, not you, but my courage is too weak
Fourth, I'm sorry that you are not in my planned future.
I can delete everything about you, but I can't format my heart.
6. I am just an ordinary person. I will be hurt, shed tears, moved, searched and abandoned. I'm a man, not a god. I can't bear all this.
Seven, [I am like a person who has recovered from a serious illness, and there is always a painful wound]
When you know my good, maybe I don't like you so much anymore.
Nine, so people don't know my helplessness after I am strong.
10. You have a devil's figure, an angelic voice and a deranged mind. Write down the troubles in your life.
I really like it. I've never made a joke.
Twelve, I am not Gu Yuan, I am not a man, I am not a heartthrob, but I have her #
Thirteen, I want to hold you tightly and make up for the incompleteness before.
14. What a person learns most outside is patience.
Honey, can you buy me sanitary napkins, painkillers and brown sugar water when I have my period?
Sixteen, an inanimate, cold, tepid, rotten and smelly object, you told me that it called people's hearts.
You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated.
Eighteen, I greedily need all kinds of warmth, thinking that I can melt the hard ice in my heart.
I am not a superman, but I want to do anything for you.
Give me seven seconds to remember your appearance, and then forget it in the crowd.
Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
Twenty-two, actually nothing, just suddenly feel so sad.
Twenty-three, [how dare I fall behind? Not only no one but also some sharp knives]
Whether she is a goddess or a beauty, I am the one you love enough to hit her a thousand times.
Twenty-five, it will be more open-minded to forgive each injury.
Twenty-six, boys and girls are the most handsome, pro-girls are the most domineering, jealous and loving.
I like the man you used to like.
28. I envy those old couples who still walk hand in hand in the street. Only they are entitled to never leave.
Twenty-nine, when it's not good, even the laughter around you is annoying.
For the first time in my life, I put down my reserve and believe that I can really love you.
I'm waiting for someone who can accompany me for a long time.
32. In what way can I walk into your heart?
Thirty-three, I am not Gu Yuan, I am not a male king, I am not a heartthrob, but I have her #
Will you push me off a cliff and let me learn to fly?
35. I pretend not to care. Do you know how hard it is for me?
I have seen many things about you, but I can't say them, such as I miss you.
Pursue everything that makes you happy.
38. Distance does not produce beauty, but only a mistress. San Xiao is an accident, just a waste recycling station.
If there must be bugs in the dish, I hope the chef can paint it with heavy makeup.
If you can't even hold your girlfriend, it's not that she is too heavy, but that you are too useless.
Forty-one, I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and I am strong. I have this style that you don't have.
People around you leave one by one. You must get used to this way. ]
I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy. ]
Forty-four, is it only on April Fool's Day that I can say I like you?
Forty-five, don't drive people away with bad temper in person, and then call yourself nobody hurts.
Forty-six, no one will care too much about you unless you are handsome or dying!
47. The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.
48. I can give you enough face and slap you.
Forty-nine, if I let you go, you can go. Don't look back, don't stay, and don't care how uncomfortable I am.
Fifty, heaven is everywhere with your lover by your side.
5 1. You start to think I'm crazy, and I send you good night every night. Sorry, I just love you.
Fifty-two, I feel sorry for myself who smiled and said it didn't hurt.
Fifty-three, get along too long, you may find that I am incomplete. If you are not afraid of us, you will become close friends.
54. What should come will always come, and what should go will always go. Don't resist, don't stay, don't covet, don't give up, don't worry]
Fifty-five, just by chance, I thought of you, my eyes followed you, and I wanted to tell you both sadness and joy.
56. Tell me when you miss me and invite me to dinner. I'll be right there!
Honey, when I have my period, can you buy me sanitary napkins and painkillers and boil brown sugar water?
Fifty-eight, her eyes are a little hazy in the light.
Fifty-nine, I want to continue to play dumb, but I can't stand it. I envy those people's blindness and recklessness.
When I like you, I think you are cute, and when I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.
Sixty-one, the world is too fake, I'm serious!
In my eyes, you are the most beautiful. Every smile makes me intoxicated.
Sixty-three, how long have I been alone? I still don't feel so good. The whole world is laughing at each other.
I don't need a moment of romance to get the confession of my long-term partner.
Personality signature of lovelorn, qq lovelorn personality signature
1, reluctant, time can't go back.
2, there is no result of love, why insist.
3, a person has a good life, why go in love.
Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for a person, the deeper you get.
5. I feel that I can do it, often only in a moment.
6. I often inadvertently think of myself. I can't forget it, but I can't let it go.
7. Memories can't touch our past, and time has faded away from our present.
8. Smiling is the best response you can make in any situation.
9. Only those young people who have never experienced pain will believe in love until their death.
10, trust is like an eraser, which gradually fades in repeated mistakes.
1 1. It's too easy to take you anywhere.
12, relax, do not complain, do not hate, do not imagine.
13, after a long time, I think a long time ago. Time can't go back to the beginning, and we can't go to the end.
14, nothing is worse than waiting, when you don't even know what you are waiting for.
15, we always practice smiling and finally become people who dare not cry.
16, suddenly I can't understand what these four words mean: life and love.
17, people prefer to be single because they are tired of giving too much and getting too little.
18, when that person starts to ignore you, you should learn to ignore that person.
19, some people say that the most beautiful period of love is the ambiguous stage.
20. My world is doomed to be separated without love.
2 1, I fled in a hurry, and you left calmly.
22. Women can be single-minded, affectionate and persistent, but cherish your efforts.
23. Memories are wonderful, as long as you can let go of the past.
24. hey, look Time keeps passing, but you haven't stopped for me.
25. Being content doesn't mean not making progress, but cherishing what you have.
It is not easy to turn friendship into love, and it is even more difficult to turn love into friendship.
27. Is it true that when love becomes a habit, you can never give it up?
28. The truth will hurt us for a while, and lies will hurt us for a lifetime.
29. Ha ha, although you said it by accident, it still made my heart tremble. Can't be quiet for a long time.
30. Some people can't say what is good, but no one can replace them.
3 1, every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be good in my memory.
The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.
33, only to find that tears can flow so much.
As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.
35. Will you wake up? You are here, sunshine is here, sunshine is here, and love is there.
36. My heart is divided into two parts, one is for you, and the other is blank.
37. Sometimes, let nature take its course, and you will know whether those things are worth having.
38. The love I give you has always been silent, in exchange for your occasional concern.
39, you will never understand my heart, we pay attention to no ending.
40. The bravest thing in the world is listening to your love with a smile.
4 1, I am still me. I haven't changed. I just saw you more clearly.
42. As soon as youth is over, those childish loves will be relieved.
43. I only blame myself for not saying love. Now I say regret is useful, but I don't know where to start.
44. I thought I was afraid of farewell, but I was also afraid of reunion.
45. Let bygones be bygones and move on.
46. If life is like the first time. The result without result is the best result.
47. What you regret most is what you say when you are angry.
48. About how much I miss you, all the words seem pale and powerless.
49. Love is enough to burn our flame. No matter a wise man or a fool, once they fall in love, they become moths to a flame.
50. I am still here, but you have drifted away. Although I miss you very much, I still can't get your response.
5 1, you don't understand me, but I just can't let you go.
52. I have been paying attention to you in every way you know or don't know.
53. Who will know my sentimentality? I don't ignore you, but I don't want to say anything more.
54. Commitment, sometimes, is what liars say to fools.
55. I want to be his most wonderful meeting and the most reluctant parting.
56. It is said that you can see the most beautiful heaven when you close your eyes, but how can I see only darkness?
57. Why is our love so short?
58. If you love someone, either tell him bravely or accept that he is loved by others.
If I could go back in time, I would cherish every day with you.
No one wants to be strong all the time, but there is no choice but to be strong.
6 1, I said I don't love you, just as you said you love me very much.
62. Win or lose, forget all your dreams. Goodbye, old times.
63. You have your pride, your stubbornness, everything about you and my future.
64. After separation, the days that you and I walked together were carved into curves in our hands.
65. The hardest thing in life is that you have something on your mind that you can't say.
66. Life is like riding a bike. If you want to keep your balance, you must move forward.
67. I tried to find your memory in other people's shadows.
68. Movies that have broken up have no retrospective significance.
69. I don't want to be a few chapters of your life story, I want to be a whole book.
70. It turned out that the people around me disappeared so silently one day, which turned out to be so terrible.
7 1. If you run around the world, I will look around the world.
72. I'm okay, neither bad nor bad, not surprised nor happy, but everything is just right. I think this kind of life is also quite good.
73. We loved each other and hurt each other. Now let's go our separate ways.
74. There are not so many simple ifs in this world. Not loving is not loving.
75. When you can't hold on, remember to tell yourself to hold on.
76. Whatever you do, remember that it is for yourself, so there is nothing to complain about.
77. What is the truth of telling a joke for a lifetime?
78. People who have lost their fate are not easy to meet, even in the same city.
79. People are like this. They kept what they lost in their hearts until they couldn't put it down and were sleepy.
80. Sometimes, the person you want most is actually the person you should leave most.
8 1, I was so stupid that I thought you were my oasis, only to find out that it was a mirage in the end.
82. Don't expect. Losing it is not sadness, getting it is surprise.
83. Start each day with new hope, release bad memories, and believe that tomorrow will be better.
84. Remind yourself that if you don't believe in yourself, who will?
85. After parting, my hands can no longer touch your temperature.
86. If you say this is a game, I can tell you seriously that I don't play this game.
87. The sky is still so blue and clear, and the sunshine is still so warm even in winter.
88. Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.
89. Distance does not produce beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love.
We are just passers-by in each other's lives, that's all.
9 1, desperate not to let go for your impatience.
92, sometimes silence, not unhappy, just want to clear my heart.
93. Our love can never be relived.
94. In love, if you are not rewarded, you should know that enough is enough.
95. I am a person who cries easily. You will burst into tears when your feelings are not smooth.
Give me some time, patience and confidence to prove how much I love you!
97. Sometimes, if you miss the present, you will never get another chance. -signature of lovelorn personality
98. Sometimes I take others too seriously, and as a result, I am nothing in others' eyes.
99. It is more painful to get it and lose it than never to get it. -QQ lovelorn personality signature
100, I am not afraid of tomorrow, because I have experienced yesterday and love today.
Signature of lovelorn personality
1. Because the love we want is too perfect, we can only say goodbye with a smile.
One day I will put everything down and have no scruples.
Those who have seen our experience in Where Are You Going, now see a tragic ending.
Since you like to refuse, let's pray that we are all simple and thorough.
I have loved several people and loved several people, but I still can't let go of happiness.
6. I am most afraid that nothing can be left in the end.
7. I know we are all fine, but it would be better to let go.
8. It takes all your courage to accept the fact that you are leaving.
9. Most thinking just means giving up.
10. I won't be so hopeless. I hope you will have a better life than me after breaking up with you.
1 1. I shed too many tears for love. For you, I have paid too much sincerity. Now I'm tired and want to let go.
12. I once had a teenager who loved me very much, but he finally left because of my unreasonable behavior.
13. Love hurts, hurts, fades, forgets, and finally dissipates.
14. You know you are hurt, but you don't have to feel that you owe me anything.
15. It's hard to let go of a smile.
16. Walking in the street, you can vaguely see that you held me tightly at first and then let me go.
17. The love between us is not a joke, and the final outcome is to leave with a smile.
18. I study very hard to forget your taste.
19. The once beautiful picture is now broken and flying bit by bit.
20. I finally know that we are over, and my beautiful insistence is useless.
2 1. Farewell is doomed to be an inevitable ending.
22. The first moment you wave, you are destined to say goodbye; Finally, reluctant memories became a sign of cowardice.
I didn't realize until I left you that I had never really approached you.
I can't hold your hand, so I don't want to say anything. Don't go.
25. Since you didn't mean to, I should let go. Why?
26. Quiet separation is also a kind of treatment.
27. Feelings are two people who love each other. Whoever is weak first will be separated first.
28. If you want to let go, I won't be forced, because you have the right to pursue happiness.
29. Husband and wife fly separately with the forest bird and peach blossom.
The other day, he said, girl, let's split up. I can't keep you, and then go to the next intersection to hold someone else.
3 1. After all, we can't escape separation, and our ending is just a hasty ending and fate.
Let the sand slip through your fingers, but neither you nor I can keep it.
33. After the play is over, all I can do is play my own dream.
34. Let's go, relax and enjoy.
I left in a hurry, just as I came in a hurry Wave and say goodbye to you!
36. My waywardness and unreasonable behavior towards you have long been abandoned in the lonely street with your boredom.
37. After the hug, you turn and walk away. You smiled and said goodbye, but your heart was shaking.
38. Pick up all the memories about you and carefully put them in the memory box.
39. Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it eventually turns into a reunion.
40. Break up hand in hand. Hehe, this is the love you give.
4 1. The oath of eternal love is never worth apologizing for.
I know you never belonged to me from the day we broke up.
Broken-hearted and sad personality signature, talk about 100 sentence, girls are more distressed.
1. I cried a hundred times just to make you pity me once.
2. I don't love it, of course it's different. Even before, you said you would never make me cry.
If you don't dislike it, my heart is your eternal destination.
4 1. Love is not when you leave, but when you appear again.
Laughter doesn't always mean happiness, just as tears don't always mean sadness.
6. I study so hard to be strong, feel sorry for myself and fool myself.
7. You were my yearning in my thin youth, but this long youth only brought me a stranger.
8. You have lived in my heart for so long that you will leave a mark even if you want to forget it.
9. In fact, I really want to disappear for a long time, change my name, change my appearance and get to know you again.
10. Why do people make the same mistake? There may be only one reason: the former one doesn't hurt enough.
1 1. I am who I am. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.
12. You once said that you would give me eternal love, but now I wander alone.
13. After the pain, you won't feel pain, and some will just be a cold heart.
14. It's not that you don't love, but that you love too hard, hurting others and tiring yourself.
15. Many times women are not stupid, but just too lazy to be smart.
16. I remember the most important sentence when I was a child: wait after school.
17. I finally understand that my love for you will never change.
18. I dare not love you because I'm afraid you won't love me as much as I love you.
19. You are my beginning and end. You are everything to me, from beginning to end.
20. We are not defeated by society, but separated by insufficient love.
2 1. The best feeling in the world is knowing that someone is thinking of you.
22. Because many people believe in love at first sight, many people are hurt.
23. There is always someone who can make you smile with a short message.
24. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.
25. There is no unfinished story in the world, only an immortal heart.
26. Love is not finding a perfect person, but learning to love an imperfect person.
27. If you are unhappy, I'm sorry I quit. If you are unhappy, I'm sorry I paid.
28. Insomnia, silence, crying, laughing and quarreling, I finally learned to be quiet.
29. Find a reason that is not a reason and let the long-awaited tears flow out.
I will always remember that I loved you, even though I was just a passer-by.
3 1. Love comes and goes in three words, either I love you, or I hate you, or I'm sorry.
Don't trust too much that the person in your memory doesn't necessarily miss you so much.
33. Girl's Secret: Whether you are familiar with others depends on the obscene content of the chat. Generally, the more obscene the relationship, the better.
34. Every stubborn person never says I want it, but says I don't need it.
35. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
36. Do you really want to meet someone again?
As we grow older, we won't lose some friends, but we know who our true friends are.
38. Not at all. Go to hell. What's the big deal?
39. Loving you is an excuse, and thinking about you is a reason.
40. Having someone who knows you is the greatest happiness in life.
4 1. Sorry, I'm realistic. I care more about the present than the memories.
Times have changed, and nothing can go back to the past.
43. Please give me a plate of men's meal with a knife and fork.
44. The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.
Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you.
46. I don't know how natural it is to let nature take its course, but I know how realistic it is.
47. I would rather die standing than live on my knees.
48. In the face of money, love is great, and in the face of huge amounts of money, love can be exchanged.
49. In everyone's life, there is an unforgettable period, an unforgettable period and a personalized signature.
50. Long told Russia that the love between Russia and China has become a memory.
5 1. Record the most wonderful moments in life with the simplest words.
Even if I disappear forever, you won't care too much.
Don't use the ending of a movie to decide my future.
54. Look at yourself without expression in the mirror and be indifferent.
55. Even being body double is so unscrupulous and happy.
56. Lan Yan is a lover who will never break up.
57. Finally, you are you, I am me, and return to the finish line.
58. A mature woman is a woman who can put it down.
59. loving you too much makes you feel too heavy.
The saddest thing in the world is that everything has changed except life and death.
6 1. I'm suffering alone, you can't see it. Thank you for making me strong.
62. Faded memories cannot go back to the past.
63. Those little emotions are quietly calm. I finally understand that courage is also a kind of strength.
64. You have occupied all the small places in your heart.
65. Perseverance, I have been obsessed with the pain in my heart.
66. Goodbye and sign! You and memories, the whereabouts are unknown.
67. Always forgive what you take away, and spend every day with a smile, and the pain will get better with time.
68. The world is dirty, and we can't be polluted by mud.
69. Some people are so far apart that they can never really get close.
70. This is not sadness, but a little wonderful flower blooming on a sad continent.
7 1. Gorgeous summer has ignited the sea of sunflowers, but it can't light up my leisure.
72. Heaven and hell have no right to choose, only the fate we choose.
73. Life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.
74. It's too hot. I just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became familiar.
75. Before sensible, after emotional, but a day. Can't stay, forget it, time flies.
76. I am still wandering in the same place, waiting for the long-lost future.
77. Don't trust others just because they say what you want to hear.
78. Every time I miss you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to chat with me, you would have said so.
79. What if we fall down? At least we are young.
80. Proud and indifferent, frustrated and calm; Happy but not crazy, worried but not hurt.
I love you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am when I am with you.
82. Sometimes, if you look at the world from another angle, it will be better. Sometimes, looking at yourself in a different environment is happier than before.
83. I'm sorry that our love lost to time and distance.
I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world.
85. I am a person who cries easily. I will burst into tears when my feelings are not smooth.
At the thought of his smile, happiness becomes happier and sadness becomes sadder.
87. The best way not to be sad is to pretend that you are heartless.
88. Every oath has a word, but it has no intention.
89. Some memories of the past have long gone with the wind, and now there is only myself, only now.
90. I feel distressed, but no one knows, only I know.
9 1. Many times, I thought I could see the world, but I was just self-righteous.
92. I have always believed that there will be a height for me to see different scenery.
93. Life is always like this, inadvertently hurting others, and inadvertently being hurt by others.
94. My love is not that complicated. Two hearts, one home, love me, be good to me, nothing else.
95. Whatever you love, set it free. If he comes back, he is yours. If he doesn't come back, he will never belong here.
96. Two hearts used to be so close, but now they want to give up like this.
97. It is said that time can erase all scars, but my wound is inflamed.
98. Remembering doesn't mean eternity, and forgetting doesn't mean it didn't happen.
99. Should I be hurt because I am stronger?
100. Maturity is a very painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.
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