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When people ask me what my job is, I say kindergarten teacher and the next sentence is very
People always ask me what it is like to be a kindergarten teacher.
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1
Parents of frequent children asked me, with all sincerity on his face.
“Teacher, my child doesn’t like to drink water, please help me remind him.”
“Teacher, my child doesn’t like lunch break, please help me tell him! ”
“Teacher, my son doesn’t like to eat vegetables and insists on eating meat every day. What do you think we should do?”
“Teacher, my son is procrastinating in doing things. Please give me some advice."
"Teacher, my Beibei is always disobedient. What do you think she should do?"
"Teacher, my daughter always watches TV when she comes home. , you talk to her, she only listens to you!"
"That's easy, just turn off the TV and set a set time for her!" Finally, I have a solution that can be given immediately! It’s a question, I’ll answer it quickly.
"No, she will cry a lot if you turn off the TV!" the parent continued.
I moved my lips, not knowing what to say.
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Children often come to me with anxious expressions on their faces.
"Teacher, I want to drink water."
"Teacher, I miss my mother. I want to find my mother."
"Teacher, I want to drink water." Dad, I don’t have any paper."
"Teacher, Xiaobai took my eraser."
"Teacher, Xiaoming hit me!"
"Teacher. , I'm so hungry."
"Teacher, Haohao hit me"
They often come to me and ask questions, which makes me doubt my life and myself.
3
The principal often comes to me with a scolding look on his face.
"Some parents in the class reported that you favor students."
"There are children in your class picking flowers."
"There are children in your class playing alone on the playground. "
"There is a child in your class who arrived early."
"Teacher Li is not feeling well, please teach her the class"
"Next week. Please prepare for the open class, I’m going to listen.”
Every request made me frightened and frightened.
4
I often get notifications and WeChat calls, so I can’t wait.
"All frontline teachers will participate in the training this Sunday morning."
"Send the semester plan to the mailbox in the school before Wednesday."
"After school in the afternoon All teachers teach and research together"
"Registration for the Excellent Teaching Design Competition closes tomorrow, everyone hurry up"
"For those who have not completed their national training, hurry up"
The information that comes one after another often makes me confused and at a loss.
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I often have relatives and friends looking for me with a smile on their face.
"My son is in Teacher Li's class. Please say hello to me and ask her to take care of him."
"I want my daughter to go to school in your kindergarten. You Please help me find out."
"My child wants to participate in the drummer competition in the class. Please tell her class teacher and sign her up."
"My grandson said. Her teacher is so mean. Can you talk to the principal about changing her class?"
I am often helpless.
6
People often misunderstand me like this, with a firm look on their face.
“Being a kindergarten teacher is so easy!”
“What do you think a kindergarten teacher is? She’s almost like a nanny!”
“Teacher "Have you ever hit your child?"
"Teacher, he is still young, how can you be so cruel to him when he scolds you?"
"You are a teacher, how can you?" How do you think about children?"
"How do you look at children!"
I am often left speechless by these questions...
7
I often encounter this kind of thing and look aggrieved.
As soon as I took my seat at the wedding, I saw a sister pointing at me and saying to her child, "Did you see that aunt in yellow clothes? She is a kindergarten teacher. If you don't obey me, she will arrest you." Go to kindergarten!" The child stopped crying instantly.
When I see the serious-looking parents and the innocent and aggrieved children, I...
Occasionally I post a post on Moments: "Where can I buy Yangcheng Lake Gate?" Crab? Please tell me."
Someone immediately said that I was suggesting that parents should give crabs...
I wanted to ask, what is the logic of this?
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Since I became a kindergarten teacher, I have slowly undergone some changes. I almost don’t recognize myself anymore!
Before becoming a kindergarten teacher, I spoke softly and softly, but after becoming a kindergarten teacher, my decibel level increased significantly.
Before I became a kindergarten teacher, I walked gracefully, but after I became a kindergarten teacher, I walked in the rain and wind.
Before I became a kindergarten teacher, I suspected that I had mysophobia. After I became a kindergarten teacher, I "picked up rags" and recycled bottles and cans.
Before I became a kindergarten teacher, I couldn’t unscrew the bottle cap. After I became a kindergarten teacher, I could hold a bucket of water and go upstairs with ease.
I didn’t like to talk much before I became a kindergarten teacher, but after becoming a kindergarten teacher, I became a talkative person.
9
Actually...
Some parents also quietly told me: "My Tongtong likes your class. She said she I like you the most!”
Some children came running over: “Teacher, this is the throat lozenge my mother bought for me. You can eat it, it’s good for your throat.”
Other teachers also said to me: "Thank you for teaching me the two days I was sick. My children are so grateful to you!"
The principal will also send appropriate praise: "You taught me a lesson in the open class that day." You’re good, keep up the good work, I’m very optimistic about you!”
My mother always says to everyone: “My girl is a teacher”
My son shows off to the children all day long: "My mother is a kindergarten teacher, and she teaches many children!"
The child, who is already in third grade, suddenly received a greeting card on Teacher's Day, saying "Thank you to my kindergarten teacher back then."
With all this, what else do I want? I'm happy enough.
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What is it like to be a kindergarten teacher?
Some people say that being a kindergarten teacher is a secret love. You try your best to love a group of people, but in the end you only move yourself. Some people say that being a kindergarten teacher is a bitter love. A group of children will eventually leave you...
But even so, there is still a group of people who stick to a blackboard and a three-foot podium day after day, as they age. Use your own ordinaryness to let go of your young dreams! And dreams are things that nothing in this world can buy. I am a kindergarten teacher, and the above is my real experience as a kindergarten teacher.
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