Humorously said that he was short, and the copywriter vomited that he was short and funny.

1, only tall people can be called high cold, and those who are cold but short are called quick-frozen dwarfs.

2. I dropped my mobile phone and didn't break it when I picked it up. Fortunately, my height helped me. I am so proud!

3, funny personality signature: boys above height, what do you girls think of the face value of such boys? Invisible

4. Who says dwarfs are bad? Don't bow your head and talk to me if you can.

5. Yesterday at noon, I discussed our height with my colleagues in the canteen: I was crowned as a night-time extension, and she was a daily-use one. A colleague who exceeds 1.5m said, what about me? We all say that you are pad.

6, how many beautiful, legs destroyed in the face, how many beautiful women destroyed in the body, how many beautiful men destroyed in height, how many infatuated men destroyed in poverty. .

According to a study by Harvard University, the shorter your head teacher is, the more dangerous you are.

8. The top of Zhigao Mountain is short, and the road extends from the foot.

9, paving the way in the ocean, maple leaves full house. Red maple, accompanied by elegant dance and melancholy feeling, hovers over the low canopy, and remains unchanged after thousands of times.

10, height, this kind of thing. Everyone is over one meter. What's there to ask?

1 1, lazy, stupid, greedy, short and fat, this is me. ?

12, how many beautiful women, legs destroyed in the face, how many beautiful women destroyed in the body, how many beautiful men destroyed in height, how many infatuated men destroyed in poverty. . .

13. In order to attract business, Hotpot City wrote this sentence on the billboard: self-help hot pot 30 yuan, 1 children under the meter are free. My aunt in kindergarten was very excited after reading it. With money from 30 yuan, she led 50 children in her class to Hotpot City.

14, young, how does the height stop at 15, how does the chest stop at 8 years old, and how does the IQ stop at 3 years old?

15. When you really love someone, age, distance, height and weight are just a bunch of numbers.

16, please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

17, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

18, I didn't know that height was really a problem until I grew up.

19, Harvard University research shows that the shorter your head teacher is, the more dangerous you are.

He is black, he is poor, he is short, he is ugly, and he is my brother.

2 1, a beautiful girl, no matter how she comes from, always has an infinite future, or it should be said that it is unpredictable. She has the mystery of fate. As soon as I got married, a queen died, or a famous prostitute died. No one knows which one.

22, age is not a problem, height is not a distance, the problem is that nothing will be lost without feelings.

23. I don't know that height is really a problem until I grow up.

24. Look at you and you will know that your IQ is absolutely proportional to your height.