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Talk about the circle of friends who go to work by bus when oil prices rise.
2. In the past, a box of oil was about 360 yuan, but now it is 4 18, which is almost unbearable.
Don't shout for gas, the oil price is so expensive now!
4. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
The worst thing in the world is to buy a car with high fuel consumption. Can't afford gasoline.
6. You oil me, you oil everyone, and encourage cars to enter the family!
7.92 top, debt top, 95 top, ruin, 98 top, three generations of repayment.
8. I started traveling by bus today for one reason. The oil price is too expensive, so it hurts to refuel.
9. Everything is going up in price now. Oil prices have gone up, but wages have not. I can't take it anymore.
10. Those who can drive out to pick you up at this time are friends of life and death.
1 1. We finally achieved the grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.
12. Never go to road trip again ... It's too much. I'm so tired that I want to stop working. The price of oil has gone up, so we can't afford it.
13. Facing the oil price of more than six yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not expect.
14. the rise in oil prices is still beneficial, and my driving habits have improved obviously.
15. The money was not earned, and the fat was not reduced successfully. Oil prices have actually gone up in secret. Although the oil is expensive, I still got up the courage to say "fill it up".
16. Add one tank of oil to buy a bicycle and three tanks of oil to buy a battery car!
17. I'm so poor this month that I can't even afford to add gas.
Oil prices are rising, and friends who go to work by bus talk about the second article 18. The oil price is too expensive for the car to refuel. The oil price keeps rising, and my heart is bleeding.
19. The oil price is too expensive. Target Tesla.
20. A rare May Day holiday, go to go on road trip! Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford oil and I can't go to go on road trip.
2 1. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!
22. Xu Xiake sent him to Daoshan. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
23. Now the oil price is too high to drive, and you will get carsick after two days on the bus.
24. The price of gasoline has gone up, apples have gone up, eggs have gone up, radishes have gone up, instant noodles have gone up ... but we have to be strong, because the cemetery has also gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not increased in price, and there are more and more materials in it. ...
25. The prices of apples, bananas, gasoline and cemeteries have all gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!
26. The gas bill has risen to 57 pounds. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
27. Mom said the oil price was too expensive to drive. She said that mom can also buy a scooter and can move forward without oil.
28. People of all ethnic groups in China welcomed the rise in oil prices, saying that any increase in oil prices would have no pressure and little impact. I heard that the oil price has risen again for no reason, and the people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other and applauded.
29. Oil prices have gone up again. Please give wage earners like us a break. The speed of making money can't keep up with the speed of rising prices.
30. Oil prices determine travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
3 1. Keeping a car is really more expensive than raising a child. Speaking of refueling, it's really too expensive, which makes me very helpless!
32. I want to go to go on road trip alone, without a camera or a mobile phone, but I must carry some books on my back, enjoy leisurely in the sea of flowers and plants, and wander in the sea of books in my spare time. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
33. When you meet a treasure cave, the mantra of opening the door is one sentence. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!
34. I plan to walk without driving in the future, mainly because I can't afford to drive.
Oil prices have risen, and friends who go to work by bus are saying three 35. It is very dangerous to add water to the fuel tank.
36. A sentence of 95 is full, which makes the life that is not rich already worse! You can't add gas without a little strength!
37. Oil prices have gone up secretly again. I don't want to buy clothes. After a tank of oil is filled with 400 yuan, I absolutely dare not treat it lightly. Oil is so expensive!
38. The oil price is too expensive now. In the past, a full tank of oil was about 360 yuan, but now it is 4 18, and it is almost impossible to fill it up.
39. The tank is out of gas. I really want to ride a battery car to work. The oil price is too expensive! I really can't afford it.
One day 40.3 years later, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much does it cost?" I said, "add 1000 yuan." "How far can I go with so much? Just fill it up. " "No, I have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to save the money." "Okay, I'll give you the invoice later. No receipt, thank you. Cold master for a long time, "I depend, it's so awesome that even private cars dare to refuel." "
4 1. Didn't sleep well again. I was woken up by the phone at 7: 00 in the morning and got up to deal with things. 10, and finally completed the handover. I refueled my car on my way home and found that the price of oil has gone up again.
42. The oil price is too expensive for me to buy a Volvo.
43. Good news: I didn't use the car, and the rise in oil price has nothing to do with me.
44. Before the money was made, the price of oil actually went up again. Forget it, I can't afford to drive. I am only financially qualified to ride an electric car now.
45. A sentence full of 95 makes people feel powerless, and the already poor life is worse! Oil prices have gone up again!
46. Let's not meet again. The high price of oil makes the already poor life worse.
47. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!
48. go on road trip, appreciate the charm. The price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
49. The advantage of traveling is that you can temporarily get away from your daily life and don't have to bear the trivial responsibilities on weekdays. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
It is 50.57. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
Remind the oil price to rise and send a circle of friends to talk about it.
Remind the oil price to rise and talk about it in the circle of friends (I) 1. Apples have gone up in price, bananas have gone up in price, gasoline has gone up in price, and cemeteries have gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry, and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!
Don't meet again, the price of oil has risen to 9 yuan.
3. When you meet a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is one sentence. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!
We just want to live a better life. As the international oil price drops, the oil price can also drop a little.
You can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of oil, and you can buy an electric car. The oil price is soaring and the car can't afford to drive.
6. The oil price is so high that Honda can hardly afford to drive. Come to a small Honda electric car.
7. The rising oil price and high fuel consumption make the poor families worse.
8. I can't stand it. The price of oil is too high. I have no money to refuel. I can't drive. Goodbye!
9. Why is the oil price getting more and more expensive, but the fund is not getting higher and higher! I'm too poor to buy gas because it's too expensive!
10. I started traveling by bus today for one reason. The oil price is too expensive, so it hurts to refuel.
1 1. Those who can drive out to pick you up at this time are friends of life and death.
12. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!
13. The worst thing in the world is to buy a car with high fuel consumption. Can't afford gasoline.
14. I can afford a car, but I can't afford to drive it. I'd better ride a bike.
15 fuel consumption. It must be the reason why the oil price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.
16. Oil prices have gone up again. Please give wage earners like us a break. The speed of making money can't keep up with the speed of rising prices.
17. The oil price is too expensive to drive a car or refuel.
18. Probably because the oil price is too high, my car is worried about my purse, and it hasn't lost its battery after running for a week.
19. Love your car and enjoy the scenery all the way. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
20. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, causing the engine to pull the cylinder (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into a deep ditch, which will reduce the pressure and, in severe cases, lead to the explosion of the crankcase). In severe cases, the engine needs to be overhauled.
Remind the oil price to rise, and talk about it in the circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. The oil price is so expensive, the weather is so hot, the steering wheel burns the seat and burns my ass, and air conditioning is still a dream I dare not dream of.
22. By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..
23. My two Mercedes-Benz cars have been sealed, the keys are locked in stainless steel cabinets, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. The battery life is 60kg and the maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.
24. This is not China oil, but China gold.
25. Friends in the circle of friends are traveling in the United States and the United States, and I am shouting that oil prices have gone up again.
During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )
27. When I impulsively pick up a car, the price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 yuan a month is not enough to refuel. 600 yuan parking fee, 500 yuan car wash fee, 5,000 yuan insurance, 3,000 yuan monthly salary, can't afford a car.
28. Before the money was made, the price of oil actually went up again. Forget it, I can't afford to drive. I am only financially qualified to ride an electric car now.
29. The oil price is too high to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.
30. Let's not meet again. The high price of oil makes the already poor life worse.
3 1. The oil price is very expensive, so is poetry and faraway places. In short, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself!
32. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
Gasoline is very expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it.
34. Gasoline is expensive, and the public has no choice but to pay for it.
35. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!
36. Oil prices are too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!
37. The oil price is too high to drive, so you can take the bus for three years for free, before bonus hunter.
38. I didn't sleep well again. I was woken up by the phone at 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and started to deal with things. 10, and finally completed the handover. On the way home, I refueled my car and found that the price of oil had gone up again.
39. I didn't expect to buy an electric father one day. The oil price is really too expensive.
40. The car won't start under any circumstances. If the price of oil goes up with you, I will lose money.
A circle of friends with complicated feelings about the rise in oil prices talks about the summary.
I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!
2. The oil tank is out of oil. I really want to ride a battery car to work. The oil price is too expensive! I really can't afford it.
The oil price is too expensive to drive, so don't drive unless necessary!
The fuel consumption of cars is increasing. Can't afford gasoline.
Don't go in a hurry in spring, the oil price is too expensive to turn on the air conditioner.
6. The car is out of gas. Who can send me some gas? "
7. Why has the oil price gone up again? My dad said that my monthly living expenses would be 50 yuan less.
8. Probably because the oil price is too high, my car is distressed by my purse, and it hasn't lost its battery after running for a week.
9. The price of oil rose to the point where my colleague began to watch horses. He was watching the tram the day before yesterday, the electric car yesterday and the horse today. I can't imagine what to see tomorrow.
10. The atmosphere is so full that I don't want to leave in the car. Even if the oil price is too expensive now, I can't afford it.
1 1. This dubbing is definitely in line with the mood of refueling, and the oil is expensive, so the car can't afford to refuel.
12. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!
13. Rising oil prices and high oil consumption make poor families worse.
14. Oil prices are rising too fast. It's too expensive. Just filled it up, I dare not drive it, I can't afford it.
15. The steering wheel is very hot today. Facing the oil price of more than six yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not expect.
16. Oil prices have gone up secretly again. I don't want to spend 300 yuan on a dress. After a tank of oil is filled with 400 yuan, I absolutely dare not treat it lightly. Oil is so expensive!
17. By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..
A circle of friends with complicated feelings about the rise in oil prices tells the second story 18. The price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford to drive. Let's talk about it later, environmental protection travel.
19. The car needs to refuel again, and I feel particularly distressed. My money is like this, I don't know yet!
20. The oil price has gone up again, almost 30 cents. It is too expensive to drive. I really want to drive a battery car to work, but the battery car is too far away.
2 1. No money and no pressure. For example, I can't afford to drive when the oil price rises.
22. At this time, people who can drive out to pick you up are friends of life and death.
23. The car won't start under any circumstances. If the price of oil goes up with you, I will lose money.
24. The sudden rise in oil prices made my life worse, and I didn't turn on the battery.
25.55, a sentence of 95 is full, which makes me lose myself and suddenly feel that electricity smells good.
26. You can't travel far for the time being, because the oil price is too expensive.
27. I went to refuel yesterday, and the price of oil rose again. As an ordinary person, I sincerely hope for world peace.
28. I didn't expect oil prices to skyrocket so quickly. One foot on the accelerator is breakfast money.
29. Why has the oil price gone up again? It is calling me to ride back to the little donkey after work and watch the beautiful sunset without traffic jams.
30.62, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
One day after 3 1.3 years, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much does it cost?" I said, "add 1000 yuan." "How far can I go with so much? Just fill it up. " "No, I have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to save the money." "Okay, I'll give you the invoice later. No receipt, thank you. Cold master for a long time, "I depend, it's so awesome that even private cars dare to refuel." "
32. A rare May Day holiday, go to go on road trip! Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford oil and I can't go to go on road trip.
33. The biggest fuel consumption of a car is to find food. Can't afford gasoline.
34. Poetry and distance are very expensive. I can't afford gas without a little effort, and I'm not rich enough to cry and go for a ride.
I'm going to throw up in this car. If the oil price is too expensive to kill me, I won't take the bus.
36. I dare not drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.
37. It seems that the oil price is not too expensive, otherwise there will be so many cars and traffic jams every day. Very annoying. ,
38. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the previous price, it has risen again. This oil price.
39. Everything is going up in price now. Oil prices have gone up, but wages have not. I can't take it anymore.
40. I am lost in one sentence. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Why else would my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.
42. Good news: I didn't use the car, and the rise in oil price has nothing to do with me.
43. The price has gone up again. With a monthly salary of 3 thousand, you are not worthy of driving to work.
44. The oil price has gone up again, and drivers really have no choice but to use this method to save fuel!
45. Oil price is too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!
46. The oil price has gone up again, and cars can't afford to drive at this speed. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save a piece!
47. The oil price is too high to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.
48. I didn't expect to buy an electric father one day. The oil price is really too expensive.
49. Before the money was made, the price of oil went up secretly again. Although the oil was expensive, I got up the courage to fill it up.
50. I can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of gas and buy an electric car. The price of oil has soared, and I can't afford to drive.
When the oil price rises, the circle of friends who take the subway to work will tell 50 sentences in the highlights.
The circle of friends who go to work by subway when the oil price rises (I) 1. A short journey is a long life. Go on road trip can help you meet a better self. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
2. The car needs to refuel again, and I feel particularly distressed. My money is like this, and it's gone before I know it!
3. Drive your own car and enjoy your own scenery! Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
Mom said that the oil price is too expensive to drive. She said that mom can also buy a scooter and can move forward without oil.
Seeing that 5 yuan has risen to 9 yuan, I haven't bought a car yet. Is it necessary to buy a car?
I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. How else can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.
7. The sudden rise in oil prices made my life worse, and I didn't turn on the battery.
8. The oil price is too expensive to drive. Don't drive if it's not necessary!
9. I'm actually just a brick mover. I bought a car just to move bricks for a living.
10. This car hasn't moved for 50 days. Want to make my money? Difficulties.
1 1. Now the oil price is too expensive to drive, and you will get carsick after taking the bus for two days.
12. It's really painful to refuel the car. Every time it's hundreds of dollars, I think it's totally unbearable!
13. Do you carpool? I go to work in Weifang Economic Zone from Anqiu every day. Oil prices are too expensive now. Find a friend.
14. I don't have the courage to carry your world, but I don't seem to have the courage to leave your world.
15. You can buy a bicycle, add five tanks of gas, and you can buy an electric car. Oil prices are soaring, and you can't afford to drive.
16. The oil price is too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!
17. The oil price is too expensive. Target Tesla.
The circle of friends who go to work by subway is saying (2) 18. The price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford to drive. Let's talk about it later, environmental protection travel.
19. Oil prices have gone up again, almost 30 cents. It is too expensive to drive. I really want to drive a battery car to work, but the battery car is too far away.
20.92 is full, and my legs are soft. Fill it up and you will lose everything. Fill it up with 98, and I'll pay you back in three generations.
2 1. When the oil price exceeds that of 8 yuan, driving is too expensive. I'm going to go to work by bike.
22. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, causing the engine to pull the cylinder (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into a deep ditch, the pressure is reduced, and in severe cases, the crankcase explodes). In severe cases, the engine needs to be overhauled.
By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..
24. I went to refuel yesterday, and the price of oil rose again. As an ordinary person, I sincerely hope for world peace.
25. Xu Xiake sent him to Daoshan. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
26. The oil price is really too expensive to burn more than 500 a week!
27. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!
28. A sentence full of 95 makes people feel powerless, and the already poor life is worse! Oil prices have gone up again!
29. This is not China oil, but China gold.
30. All the friends in the circle of friends are traveling in Britain and America, and I am shouting that the price of oil has gone up again.
3 1. Now everything goes up, oil prices go up, and wages don't go up. I can't take it anymore.
Don't meet again, the price of oil has risen to 9 yuan.
33. Oil prices are expensive, so are poems and distant places. In short, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself!
34. The car is out of gas. Who can send me some gas? "
Oil prices have risen, and friends who take the subway to work have been talking about it (Chapter III) 35. Go far enough and you will meet yourself! Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
36. The oil price is too high, and people who go to work have changed to electric cars. I want to change them, too
I suddenly decided to lose weight. What can my dog do, camel me? It can't camel me, how can I have the money to refuel?
38. The gas bill has gone up. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
39. We finally achieved the grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.
40. Suddenly the oil price has nothing to do with me. It's really comfortable at home.
4 1. This is probably the sadness in my life. I have no money to refuel. From then on, I began to walk to work!
42. I didn't expect oil prices to skyrocket so quickly. One foot on the accelerator is breakfast money.
43. As soon as the tachometer turns, the blood pressure goes up. I really can't stand it this time. Oil prices have gone up again.
44. Long is long, and oil prices are too expensive. Ride a small electric donkey instead.
45. Driving on the road, the beautiful scenery never falls. The price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
46. The price of oil is too expensive. Oh, my God, the price has gone up again. I really can't afford to live.
47. Again, the oil price is expensive, and you must never lose your temperament!
48. Travel is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself-the truest self. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
49. I dare not drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.
50. The oil price is too expensive now. In the past, a full tank of oil was about 360 yuan, but now it is 4 18, and it is almost impossible to fill it up.
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