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Please, stop saying that you like me.
When I say I like you, you just say you like me!
So, I am happy to think that we really love each other! Our love for two kindreds will last forever and never part. Even, I have designed the future, imagining that when we are old, we will sit on the beach by the sea, count the pearls, and then string the past into a string and put it into the most beautiful picture.
And the first time we met, held hands for the first time, hugged for the first time, kissed for the first time … must be the most beautiful action in this photo! For this beautiful dream, as a girl, I did my best!
02
Remember the first time we met? My best friend once objected to us being together like this. When she saw the love letter I wrote to you, she picked it up angrily and tore it in half. When she saw me talking to you, she pulled up and left. She said you are stupid, you can't see his hypocrisy, his playboy, and his desire to conquer you? I don't care, I just like you in physical education class and our running. I only like your style when you sang "In that faraway place" at the class meeting, which you sang to me. I also like that you are better at checkers. When we think we can beat you, you keep driving, keep driving. No matter how we block it, we can't stop you. That kind of wisdom is the seductive hormone that you exude, which fascinates me.
03
I sent you a message on QQ, but you didn't reply for a long time. I told myself that you were busy. You are a member of the class sports committee and the literature committee. How can you wait for the computer to call me back? However, your space is being updated. I think it must have been sent at the scheduled time you set in advance!
I left you a message, but nothing happened and there was no response. Let me ask you, haven't you been online for a few days? You asked me if I really had something to leave a message? Why didn't you call me? I was speechless by your question. Maybe you're right. It's really urgent. I won't leave a message, just call!
But if I call you, will you answer it normally? I can sing your ringtone after listening to it. It's definitely the best song I've ever sung. Listen to it completely over and over again every time you make a phone call. Otherwise, the number you dialed is busy! Yes, you are always busy and seldom have a chance to use the phone. But what about the phone bill I pay you every month? Why is it so high? You use silence instead of answering, in exchange for my initiative to recharge your mobile phone next time. I'm just scared. Your cell phone stopped when I missed you! Then I really can't contact you!
04
I went to your dormitory to wash your clothes on weekends, a lot of dirty clothes, smelly shoes and socks, but I smelled them happily over and over again, because they smelled like your hormones, and your masculinity was all here!
My best friend pointed at my nose angrily and called me names. Are all the men in the world dead? How can you be such a bitch! People may have gone on a date in your white shirt, but you are still working here as a free nanny and laundryman?
I don't believe it! You are just busy!
05
I keep your birthday in mind and make the longest-term plans. I told my mother that my blood pressure was a little low after the physical examination and I needed to be supplemented with nutrition. My mother gives me an extra thousand dollars a month for living expenses. After saving for five months, I can finally buy you an iphone6 Plus! My best friend pointed at my nose angrily and said, it is better to die by yourself!
Actually, it doesn't matter whether I die or not. The important thing is that you like it. It's hard to buy what you like for a thousand dollars, let alone an Apple phone! You never know, when I saw your excited expression when you got your mobile phone, it was so handsome that my heart would melt!
06
My best friend brought me your mobile phone and your girlfriend in a circle of friends. I gave you my mobile phone, but my girlfriend is not me! I quickly opened my circle of friends and wanted to confirm my best friend's meddling. Fool, he grouped us, you can't see!
I borrowed WeChat from a boy who had a crush on me for a long time, opened his circle of friends, basked in happiness every day, and abused dogs every day to show my love. Every girl in the photo laughs like a flower, and you, who has never changed, have always been the kind of deep smile that will fascinate me! What was I doing then? Wait for him to reply? Stupid to buy him rice? Do his laundry foolishly? Still trying to save money ...
07
I guessed many reasons for breaking up, but I didn't guess I was going to break up! I used to think that even if he abused me a thousand times, I would stick to it until the day when the stone turned to stone. But I don't want to, my willpower is not as strong as I guessed! I want to say it to your face, but I'm afraid I'll cry! I want to call and say, but I'm afraid no one will answer and talk. I wanted to leave you a message, but I'm afraid I haven't heard from you since! My best friend watched me struggle and called me worthless!
Yes! I'm worthless! I dare not even say goodbye to you! I'm afraid that when you say you like me again, I won't be able to walk away.
It is said that a man's heart is only as big as a fist and can only hold one person! But I don't know how big your heart should be to hold so much! Fool, don't flatter yourself, people have never tolerated you! My best friend will be angry with me! Really? Then why did you say you like me? It was just a slip of the tongue. You really picked up a stick as a needle!
Yes! I will take it seriously! So, please, stop saying you like me!
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