Classic and funny quotes: I counted my fingers and found that you are missing me in your life.

Classic funny quotation: I counted my fingers and found that you are missing me in your life 1. I counted my fingers and found that you are missing me in your life.

2. I used your promise to feed the dog last night, and found the dog dead the next morning

3. In this ruthless age, if you want others to never forget you, it is best to The best way is to not pay back the money you owe.

4. Shit, it’s the unyielding soul of the food you eat

5. I was also young and cool, but unfortunately now my youth is gone, and I’m the only one left. .

6. Happy story: I planted my boyfriend in the ground in the spring, and by autumn, I forgot about it.

7. There are no fat people in the world. , there are more thin people, and there are fat people!

8. I often wake up from my dreams because I have a hungry dream, a dream of being so hungry.

9. The three things I fear most in life are the first is the fear of death, the second is the fear of getting sick, and the third is the fear of dying when sick.

10. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points depend on the teacher.

11. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will not be able to tell who is the fool.

12. The life of a foodie is like a train. To sum it up, go shopping and eat, go shopping and eat, go shopping and eat.

13. Every time I see a couple, I I can sing that song, "Happy breakup, I wish you happiness".

14. Women in the new era can go to the hall, scale the wall, fight the mistress, and beat the gangster, but they can't get out of the kitchen.

15. If you don’t want to answer my call, just say so. Don’t always ask someone to help you say sorry to me~~

16. You can live a hundred years if you are heartless. With a clear conscience, life is not tiring. Sad sentences

17. In every dormitory there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores, and one who sleeps very late.

18. You don’t need too many good friends, just two are enough. One is willing to lend you money, and when he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to beat him to death~

19. Whoever bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles?

20. Except money and beautiful women, I can resist anything.

21. I think it’s good to make phone calls. Every word you say is valuable.

22. If you talk to him about being civilized, he will act barbaric to you; if you reason with him, he will act rogue with you.

23. Why do I never see ribbons floating around when I eat Dove, and why do I never see big chunks of beef when I eat Master Kong.

24. It’s not that I don’t want to be a lady, it’s that life has forced me to become a shrew. . .

25. When I am particularly sleepy, my moral standards are not awakened. Teachers should be careful.

26. I always feel that if the bed is made too neatly, it will be a little uncomfortable. Meaning of old age. Well, it's still messy and more energetic. . .

27. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. If you don't do it well, you are very likely to fall asleep...

28. It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get water.

29. There are always a few pictures of Mao Zedong every month. His face changes from red to green, from green to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally leaves me. .

30. Whoever says he loves you in the future will just say it when you go up to him. If he doesn’t fight back, he really loves you.

31. The geography teacher asked: Which of the four oceans are they? How many meters are they? My answer to classic sad quotes: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat

32. Staying in bed is the most basic respect for the weekend,

33. If you don’t Remember me, and I will give you big-eared melon seeds. Let you always remember me.

34. As the saying goes, God is jealous of talents, so it is better for people to be stupid

35. I really miss my childhood. When the weather is hot, I can be shirtless like a man!

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36. Skipping class is a person’s carnival. Class is a lonely place for a group of people.

37. If I die, don’t forget to put an air conditioner in my coffin, Gree’s.

38. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror is broken

39. Have you seen Water Margin? Tang Monk and his Disciple The story of four people who were forced to go to Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

40. People who like me are good people. Anyone who doesn't like me is a bad person. Anyone who hates me is not human.

41. ?Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat. Funny Quotes

42. After the breakup, I shook my head coolly, and the wig fell out.

43. I don’t understand music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune

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