Make fun of friends.

It is human nature to make fun of friends. Not only people who play pranks, but also many places to try. But spoofing must have a bottom line. Too many jokes are a tragedy, so we should treat people sincerely and spoof a friend's words.

Making fun of friends 1 1. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed in was a royal salute.

One of my hobbies must be sleeping. I seldom fall asleep before 12 am, but I won't get up before 8 am without something important. In fact, we are not sleepy, just want to sleep.

We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly oiled it.

4, life is like a dream, I can't sleep; Life is like a play, I wear help; Life is like a song, I am out of tune; On the battlefield of life, I left.

All the projects were built under the people's banner. They are all bean dregs projects.

6. The lights are flickering, holding the apples received in vain and snuggling up to the naked chest in the hotel. Sad diaosi are still holding red Fuji in the cold wind, imagining the joy of the goddess when she receives them.

7, the departure of the stool, is it the call of the toilet, or the anus does not stay?

8. In the past, people always called me poor diaosi, short and poor, short, fat and ugly. Today, I know that I can have a more appropriate name-dohihara!

9. I admire Ka Kui Wong, who fell to his death; I admire Danny Chan, who died of drug abuse. I admire Leslie Cheung who committed suicide by jumping off a building; I admire my eldest brother Ke Shouliang, who left sick. I adore Michael Jackson. He ... Oh, he didn't say anything, but he burst into tears! I'm ready to admire the chengguan now, and no one will stop me!

10, hearing the sound of the ladies' room next door, he stared at the yellow liquid on both sides, thinking that he had finally communicated with the goddess, so he felt very happy.

1 1, how can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually.

12, gay friends is a friend who eats KFC together, and Paoyou is a friend who eats instant noodles together. The former pays attention to communication while the latter pays attention to efficiency.

13, if you are rich, you will not be satisfied, but you will become exquisite. Poverty means lack of knowledge, meanness means no backbone.

14. In the eyes of pigs, the stupidest animal in the world may be human.

15, men love fuck, women love money! Men love each other without conscience, and women pretend to have an orgasm with their eyes closed! In fact, life is not easy, all tm depends on acting!

16, those who are near pigs are fat, and those who are near urine are coquettish.

17. For a male diaosi, the cruelest rejection is not "you don't deserve me", but "you don't deserve me".

2 1. If you play with people who bully me, it's bullying me.

2. It is difficult to love one person, it is annoying to love two people, and it is also difficult to love three or three people.

You are like a beautiful candy. You will find that it is still full of bites.

4. The meat is three feet thick.

Sometimes there must be something in life that makes me angry all the time.

6, the long road of life, who takes two steps.

7. Once someone misses it, thank goodness.

8. Poor men have no wives and fat women have no clothes to wear.

9. The greatest wish in life is to eat a bowl of instant noodles in advertisements.

10, go to sleep quickly, or your dream lover will run away with someone else.

1 1, review the boat and turn it over, and the desire to sleep comes.

12, talk back, don't always talk.

13, be a loser, have no dreams, eat and sleep, and stay cute.

14, I haven't touched my pen for a long time, and now I feel like an emperor approving paper.

15, it's not that reading is useless, it's that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.

16, look at my memory, and then treat you as a person.

The text that spoofs friends is 3 1. If a man wants money, it has something to do with everyone.

2, between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

I made up with a friend today. I really can't stand such people. He used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure.

If life is difficult in the future, you should rely on friends from famous universities to take care of them.

If one day you suddenly think of me, please pick up your mobile phone and dial my number. Even if I am busy and idle, as long as you say I invite you to dinner, I will appear in front of you rain or shine. This is my lifelong commitment to my friends!

6. A good friend has a date and feels that all the pigs that have been raised for many years have been eaten. Tell interesting stories about friends.

7. What is a friend? Put 500 yuan on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.

8. Just now, ten people hit my friend. I rushed over and solved half of it. Five hit me and five hit him.

9. I've wanted to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

10, if you think I have become a person who often scolds you from time to time, then congratulations, we have met.

1 1, the three advantages of being friends with me are being tall, thin and rich.

12, don't die, brother. Hold on. There are bigger difficulties waiting for you. Who will bear the difficulties when you die?

13, we can't be born together, but we can harm people together.

14. Today, a brother came to me and said that his female ticket was missing. Seeing his anxiety, I asked him when you had a female ticket! I saw him bow his head shyly and say, it's the kind of female ticket that will not get angry if it is inflated occasionally.

15, because you have my ugly photo in your hand, you should be friends with me for life.

16, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is tolerant of my mental illness, and the other is as crazy as me.