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Local love stories are suitable for expressing sentences.

If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next morning and evening.

2. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

I just like you, I mean no harm.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

5. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

I think you are busy, just look at the first three words.

7. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance. From now on, I will spend my life with you like a poem.

8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

9. "Why did you hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

10. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

1 1. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

12. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.

13. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

14. In the past, my name was general manager. Because you stole my heart, there are only two TV sets left.

15. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

16. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

17. Write your name on the cigarette, suck it into your lungs, and keep you closest to my heart.

18. Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

19. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

20. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy.

Earthy love stories are suitable for confession. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

22. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

23. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

25. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

26. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers rang on New Year's Eve.

27. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

28. You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said this is not what you should do when there are many people.

29. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

30. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

3 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

32. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

33. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

34. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."

35. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

36. "shout Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you

37. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

38. My greatest weakness is yours.

39. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

40. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

The earthy love story is suitable for expressing the sentence 3 4 1. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

42. Don't complain, give me a hug.

43. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

44. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

45. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

46. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"

47. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

48. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

49. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

50. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

5 1. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

52. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

53. How much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you.

54. Your eyes are really beautiful. They are only suitable for me.

55. "The tiger doesn't show off, so you have to do the same to me." What? "You are my girlfriend."

56. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

57. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

58. There are 100 ways to eat and I miss you 98 times a day.

59. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

60.what are you? You belong to me.

Mature and happy sentences, earthy love stories suitable for confession

1, there are two kinds of the most difficult feelings in the world. One is that men who only know tears have shed blood for you forever; The second is that a man who only knows bleeding has shed tears for you.

2. In thousands of years, among thousands of people, in endless wilderness, I happened to meet you, neither earlier nor later.

No matter you are by my side or on the horizon, when I think of you in the corner of the world, I feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

4. Someone will hold you on the top of your heart, like what you like like like a fool, and someone will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.

When I was a child, I thought the most romantic thing was that a person walked a long way to see another person. Now I understand that the most romantic thing is that no matter how far a person goes, he is thinking of the same person.

6. Love doesn't need to be one in a hundred. It's just that two people need to put each other in the eye when they are together. When you are apart, keep each other in your heart.

7. Let me like you clumsily, from an instant to eternal life, from a leaf to knowing autumn, and then ride a white horse and settle down in the sea.

Dear girl, one day you will meet someone who makes your laughter and tears meaningful. He treats you well and regards you as the most important person in life.

9. companionship and understanding are more important than love. A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

10, like a person can't be hidden, even if you don't say it, you will run out of your eyes. I like you, serious and timid, from beginning to end.

Very sweet and sultry earthy love words, very suitable for confession.

A sweet and sultry earthy love story is very suitable for confession (I) 1. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

2. "I've seen you in many ways, but I haven't seen any of them." What? "The way you put on your wedding dress and marry me."

For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

4. "I am kind!" "Why?" "Because my heart is full of you."

Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future and be happy all my life, which is beyond the reach of the world.

I want to say "I love you" in the language of the whole world, but I can't say it enough.

7. "White wedding dress, holding flowers, what is the title of this song?" Let's get married. "Of course."

8. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

9. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."

10. Do you want to try a new strawberry lipstick?

1 1. This is beef, this is pork, and you are my heart.

12. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

13. I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

14. "Have you ever been to If You Are the One?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

15. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I can't help thinking about you."

16. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.

18. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me something sweet"

19. I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets, and the best of you.

20. Remember, when I look for you, I think you are an explosion. When I don't look for you, I think you are holding back.

A very sweet and provocative earthy love story is very suitable for confession (Chapter 2) 2 1. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

22. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I am not doing well.

23. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

25. I want to have three meals in one room with you all year round.

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.

27. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

28. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

29. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "You are Tinker Bell because Linger wants Tinker Bell."

When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.

3 1. "I miss you" How much I miss "the kind of missing that must be solved by kissing"

Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

You must have a boy when you get married, because I only like you as a girl.

34. "Life belongs to life, ideals belong to ideals, and reality belongs to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."

35. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. "

36. I miss you every day and every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

37. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

38. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

39. I said I didn't love you, which was a lie; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

40. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

A very sweet and provocative earthy love story is very suitable for confession (Chapter 3) 4 1. "When are you getting married?" Don't worry, let it be. "Go back to get married this year. I am natural, so let it be. "

42. "After meeting you, I just want to be a kind of person" and "a kind of person"

43. Don't complain, give me a hug.

44. I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.

45. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.

46. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream. I dare to wake up when I coax you. "

47. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

48. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

49. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

5 1. Everything here is fine except you.

52. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the bald head is you.

You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.

54. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."

55. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

56. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

57. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

58. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.

59. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

60. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

On the Confession Copy of Local Love Stories

Tell me about the local love novel. 1. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

2. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

4. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.

5. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

7. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"

8. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

9. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, people will see you and I will hold you in my arms.

10. "I have to buy you a compass." "In case you get used to getting lost."

1 1. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.

12. Will you still love other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

13. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

14. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

15. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which time? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

16. The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

17. "People say you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

18. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

19. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

A Brief Talk on the Confession of Love Words in the Earth Part II 2 1. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

22. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

23. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

24. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.

25. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

26. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running and making noise, more suitable for kissing and hugging."

27. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

28. The breeze blows gently, and I like you very much.

29. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

30. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

3 1. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

32. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."

33. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

34. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?

35. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

36. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

37. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."

38. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.

40. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!

Tell a rustic love story Part III 4 1. Your existence is like air. What do you mean, I can't live without you?

42. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.

43. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."

44. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into my favorite mud.

45. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

46. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

47. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"

48. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.

49. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

50. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."

5 1. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

52. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

53. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

54. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.

55. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

56. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

57. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

59. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

60. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.