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What kind of experience is it to be stupid?

It's probably the feeling that I want to ask lightning to cross back quickly, and then I grabbed myself, or hugged his thigh tightly and begged him not to do it. Fan him to death if necessary. This feeling is very embarrassing. I want to laugh and slap myself. If you can choose to do it again, you will never do it again.

I remember when I was very young, in my hometown, I had a little impression at that time, but it was not very strong. I remember playing under a tree in a clearing, and a bug poked its head out of the soil. I'll take a closer look. It's not the kind of bug that my mother fried. I don't know its scientific name, but it is the predecessor of cicada, which is called cicada crawling in our place.

This bug moves very slowly. I thought it was edible, and then I did something that my mother feels sick now. My mother saw me pick up the bug slowly from the window, and slowly picked up the bug with greedy eyes. I also specially blew the soil on the worm, and then. Something stupid happened.

I pointed the worm's head at my mouth, crunched it, and then went down. Oh, my god. My mom came out and stopped it. I saw that my mouth was full of white unknown paste, I was still eating, and I was holding the half of my body in my hand. My mother asked me not to give it to her under any circumstances.

This incident has cast a shadow over that bug now. They all ate it, and I won't eat it. This is really a stupid thing to die. Now that I think about it, if I had to go back in time, I would have rushed over and slowly pressed the worm's head to the ground.