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The difference between raising a cat and raising a dog on a daily basis! !
The difference between raising cats and dogs in daily life
1. When the owner comes home
Cat:
How do you run every day? Where have you gone? You haven't eaten yet, so hurry up and cook for me! Prepare the food and go wherever you like!
Dog:
Master, you are finally back , finally waiting for you to come home, I miss you so much, come and give me a hug~
2. When going out for a walk
Cat:
What? If you want to go out, go out. I won't go out. I want to sleep. Don't disturb the laborers. Get out of my sight as soon as possible.
Dog:
Yeah!!! Go out. It's the best time every day. My favorite thing is to go out and play with you. Master, you are so kind. I love you. Come on, come on, I can’t wait to go out.
3. When you want to kiss it
Cat:
Kiss you big-headed devil, my boss is in a bad mood today, don’t touch me! If you have to touch me, look at my shadowless claws.
Dog:
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, every part of my body. Am I your favorite dog, master? I hope you will do it every day. You can even kiss me.
4. When criticizing it
Cat:
Have you scolded enough? This is what I did, how about it? I will dare next time~
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Dog:
Master, I really know I was wrong. I won’t dare to do it next time. Please don’t be angry. Please forgive me because I’m so cute
p>5. When it’s time to take a bath
Cat:
I won’t wash, no matter what, please stay away from me, okay!
Dog:
It’s so nice to take a bath. Master, I’d better give me a massage. It’s so comfortable.
6. When you forget to feed
Cat:
Poop shoveler, I’m telling you, you forgot to feed me, I’m really angry, be careful I don’t recognize my master, there will be no next time.
Dog:
Master, it’s time to feed. I’m really hungry. Promise me you won’t forget it next time, okay?
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