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Aauto Quicker's signature Aauto Quicker's domineering self-introduction

1, you are charming far and near, and I like them all.

2, I am nostalgic, emotional is my biggest achilles heel.

Don't show off your simplicity in front of your sister, she is very complicated.

I am burdened with wit and beauty that I shouldn't have at this age.

5. I am the only one who created the times!

6. You think money can't bring happiness, just because you are not rich enough.

7. Do you want to laugh me to death so that I can inherit my inheritance?

8. Sir, can you miss me?

9. Traveling means going from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.

10, the flame of struggle is in generate, touching the inner temperature, simple enrichment and simple satisfaction. A person's road is not lonely.

1 1, not your father. Why should I coax you?

12, destiny takes a hand, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points depend on looks.

13, it's cold, don't forget to cuckold your partner.

14, the hands that have killed people are dirty, and the people who have made love are very rough.

15, never leave a name when doing good deeds, only leave a business card.

16, worrying every day that today is cuter than yesterday.

17, money is the best medicine for treating emotions, which is simple, rude and easy to use.

18, I am possessive when I see you.

19, being a kind person, with enough selfishness and just right indifference, life will be much easier.

20. It is not that I am not brave, nor that I am afraid of getting hurt. I just don't think you should continue to make wrong decisions for a wrong you.

2 1, life is impermanent, please cherish every moment, cherish the people in front of you, and you can't come back without it.

22. Only those who respond tactfully can understand my humor.

23. Come on, fall in love and see who kills first.

24, in addition to the son's beauty, what else can be robbed?

25. If you love two people at the same time, please choose the second, because if you really love the first, you won't love the second.

26. No matter how much I wear, I still freeze to death without me in my heart.

27. You look like rain, fog and wind, but you are not human.

28. If you don't dance today, you will become rubbish tomorrow.

29. Beneath the indifferent appearance, I have a warm heart.

30. Every time I used this word later, I was very sad. What a helpless sentence, later.

3 1, do what you should do and learn skills in a down-to-earth manner according to your own wishes.

32. What to love or not, or get rich as soon as possible.

Hello, greetings from the girl who eats dirt. Goodbye.

Hello, Ye is my dear Chen Liang.

35. I like you so much that you don't realize it. I think you may be a pig.

36, this heart, injured, is strong; That man, with a heavy blow, forgot.

37. There is no word "difficult" in my dictionary!

38. Sir, can I be your future wife?

39. Nice to meet you. Let's sleep together when you are free.

40. There are many bad people out there. Come home with me.

4 1, it's not my fault, you don't deserve it.

42. You can't escape from my thief boat.

I don't care about ghosts tonight, I only care about you.

44. It is better to rely on yourself than anyone else. Being yourself is better than being anyone, and no one is as good as yourself.

45, the best girlfriend partner: funny ratio, beautiful ratio, schoolmaster, female man.

46. I have only one simple wish in the near future: to get rich.

47. Weekend mornings should be spent in bed.

48. Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.

49. What should I do? I never seem to get tired of sleeping with you.

50. After all, you have your persistence and I have my freedom.

5 1, I would like to make a stone bridge just to have a look at your underwear.

52. A person who can see things from other people's thoughts and understand other people's spiritual activities will never have to worry about his future.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

54. The person close to you is a pig, and the person close to me is lovely.

55, lying in bed at night listening to the wind and rain, salted fish is you, poor or you.

56. I am full of loneliness in exchange for your indifference.

57. Beauty is just a word, but it has been with me all my life.

I really want to call you wife, but I can't beat your husband.

59. Put up your middle finger and laugh at the sky. Labor and capital can no longer be low-key.

60. Failure doesn't mean you are poor, but reminds you to work hard.

6 1, the test paper seems simple but the heart is too heavy.

Don't come back when the waves are enough. I never wait for a dog.

63. I'm actually quite shy. Give me a kiss.

64. I really want to talk about a boyfriend, but I'm afraid it's Japanese.

65. I not only have a car, but also go to work by myself.

No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.

67. Relax, sometimes a small flaw is another kind of perfection.

68. You can use the rubbish I don't want.

69. Qianshan has been in love. Please love me once.

70. Feelings are like this. When you are disappointed, you will never look back.

7 1, really, games are much more interesting than love.

72. I want to leave you at will. It doesn't matter whether you are here or not.

73. A dog jumped out of the roadside, and I couldn't help calling your name.

74, intermittent Lingyun ambition, continuous mixed eating and waiting for death.

75. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow from the same root, but cannot depend on each other in the wind.

76. I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones.

77. Mental patients have a wide range of thoughts, and mentally retarded children have more fun.

78. What's the point of showing love to your partner? China! I love you!

79. The mobile phone is single dog's companion and lover's mistress.

80. Life is always like this, inadvertently hurting others, and inadvertently being hurt by others.

8 1, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, ignite and cover the pot.

82. There is always nothing wrong with thinking before making a decision.

My character depends on who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

Don't point at me. You can be a chicken.

85. A person who runs a red light has no confidence.