How rich is Sha Diao Diary’s boyfriend?

I met him online. When I first met him, his voice and his behavior were so gentle and polite, like a gentleman. I don't deny that it is the type that many girls will like. We ate together, walked on the street, and talked for a long time. At night he drove me home. Everything seems to be expected.

After several appointments, I didn’t seem to feel that he was a very suitable person for me. Everything about him makes people think he is a decent person, but this is not my type! I didn’t think he knew how to joke, and he was serious when chatting with him, but I decided to date him anyway. At that time, I was still thinking about how tiring it would be if I stayed with such a person for a long time. yes. I. wrong. Got it! ! ! ! ! I really underestimated his potential to hide his charlatan temperament.

After a week of official dating, it was just some common jokes between lovers. Like tickling makes me laugh so hard and stuff like that. But the person I met later was completely different from the person I met for the first time... I often wonder if other people's boyfriends are this stupid! ? ! ? After a month of dating, he had to aim his fart at me. Then when he sees my pretending to be angry, he smiles like a fool. And I had to keep shouting "Yeah!" ! ! 》. Recently he has gone too far. He would call me over to show me his butt. Then please make up your own mind about the scene at that time.

Let’s talk about how he used his nonsense logic to attack me. Once I said that if he dies first when we get old, I will go to the square to find an old man and spend the rest of my life. Then our conversation was roughly as follows: Him: Nowadays, old men are looking for girls aged between 2 and 30 years old. How can it be your turn? Me: Then you can find an old lady after I die? Him: I told you, old men are looking for girls between the ages of 2 and 30. Why should I go to the old lady? Well, it’s true that I was too careless that day and didn’t understand his nonsense logic.

The most outrageous thing I can think of that he has ever done is that day when we were doing something indescribable, he had to use his hands to interlock with my feet. In the end, the two of us were laughing so hard at his move. He also says some cute things sometimes. But I believe that other people’s boyfriends would probably not say it in such a ridiculous way. For example, one day he was playing with his mobile phone and told me that a new game he downloaded was very fun. Then he immediately said that he felt that he would only be new to this game for two weeks. I lamented his lack of consistency in things. At this time, he said that only XXXX (the name of the game) would be the game he always liked to play. He said he had been playing for ten years. Then he looked at me affectionately and said: You might be my XXXX.

I never imagined what nonsense he would say if we had a wedding one day. I have fallen into a deep fear. Although he can be a bit perverted at times, he is truly the cutest person I have ever seen. These are the only ridiculous things I can think of for the moment that he has done. I will continue to update when I think of it later.