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Description of pineapple

An example of describing a pineapple is as follows:

1. The pineapple is oval in shape, the leaves are like a green crown, and the body seems to be covered with armor. The leaves of the pineapple are covered with serrations, like a warped sword.

Its body is covered with thorny scales, which are very prickly. The flesh of pineapple is golden yellow. Cutting a pineapple reveals small light brown dots inside. Fruit shop owners often cut it into grooves, like a winding road. Pineapple is like a proud girl with a ponytail.

2. The aroma of pineapple is sweet and sour. Looking at this pineapple, my mouth watered and I wanted to take a bite right away. I picked up a piece of pineapple and took a bite. It felt sour and astringent. The teacher smiled and said to me: "There are pineapples in the pineapple. It needs to be soaked in salt water to make the pineapple delicious." I immediately put the pineapple in the salt water and soaked it for a while. Now the pineapple tasted sour and sweet, but Delicious.

3. Miss Pineapple wears a green crown on her head, like a proud princess, and the golden royal princess dress, so beautiful! When the fruit-peeling aunt takes off her gorgeous coat, she will see that Princess Pineapple has pockmarks all over her body, but she never worries.

Because people invented a kind of whole container for the pineapple family. Just put the whole container around Miss Pineapple and exhale, the dense dots will be removed, and the ugly girl will immediately become She is a beautiful woman, and her body exudes an even more alluring fragrance, which makes people salivate.