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Class Composition 1 62 My second home, I love it! It has a beautiful appearance and gorgeous decoration. It's warm here. Here, there is no loneliness and sadness, only joy, pleasure and happiness. ...

We are arranged in a class environment, and we make full use of the space on the wall, displaying our talent projects such as "Civilization in Action", "I love your mother" and "I show it to me" on the wall.

There is a small knowledge health corner on the blackboard newspaper. There are all kinds of knowledge in the column of "Little Knowledge". The health corner is about health problems such as hygiene habits. On the left of the blackboard newspaper is the place where the original chapter was contested, and there are many students on the list, which greatly improves our various abilities and confidence. There are many excellent compositions and works of art in A Bookworm and a Friend. There is a big bookcase under the blackboard newspaper, which contains composition books, children's literature books written by writers and so on, which is dazzling. These books will sell well!

I love my class. It is still a "paradise of love". We thrive under the care of our teachers. * * * seeking sunshine and rain, * * * experiencing wind and rain, * * * sharing the same branch. So, our hearts are closely United and * * * shines brilliantly!

With the joint efforts of the students, our Class 62 has made my class my home.

One crisp autumn morning, four pots of whole grains came into our classroom. What medicine is sold in xu teacher gourd?

The game started, we crowded together, and the teacher gave us an order to pick up beans quickly. Suddenly xu teacher said, "beans, beans, come into my cup." I was concentrating on picking it up, and I accidentally dropped the cup and spilled red beans all over the floor. I quickly picked up the cup and continued to pick up my red beans. "Oh, a soybean has entered my cup." Xu teacher said as he picked it up. I said with a loud voice, "xu teacher is too unlucky. Worse than me? " As soon as I threw a grain of white rice into the cup, I thought I'd better stop pouting and concentrate on picking beans first. Xu teacher suddenly said, "There are only 2 minutes left." I gave a cry. "Time is up." Suddenly Wu Junhao found that someone in the third group was still picking it up. He told the teacher: "As a result, the third group was eliminated." The results of the game came out. Although our grades are not good, we are particularly happy because I get happiness from it.

Today's composition class is both interesting and fun.

Managing a class sounds simple, and many students want to be in this "industry", but "it is not difficult for a manager to know the content"! I've only been here for forty minutes today, and I'm already very upset. The thing is this: the teacher is not in our Chinese cram school today. There was a long quarrel in the class until the math teacher came, and everyone hurried back to their seats. The teacher asked me to sit in the teacher's seat because of something, and then said, "You write down the names of noisy people and copy three classes tomorrow." Everybody shut up. I finished my Chinese homework leisurely, and within ten minutes, everyone quarreled again. I heard the noise, sat up straight, and then my eyes went haywire. Everyone saw that I was looking for a noisy person and sat down again. I did my math homework again, and everyone told Yu who was sitting in front of me to combine the synchronous training on the podium with the exercise book to block my sight, but Yu didn't do it.

After finishing all my homework, I sat in a chair with nothing to do. Students may see that I am free, so students who have questions about homework line up to ask for homework. I asked the female students to line up on my left and the male students to line up on my right. One by one, I told them how to do it, and they handed it in. Soon there will be a lot. I asked the teacher what to do with the exercise books. The teacher gave me a correct answer and asked me to correct it. I approved one book after another. In a short time, more than 20 books were approved. I'm already very tired. I bowed my head and was silent for a while, then I approved it ... and finally I had to return it to my classmates! I can't help it I asked the leaders of several groups to send it. In a short time, everyone got the books, and I finished this big job.

It's almost over. Two students in our class fought and they came to me. God, I'm tired enough. I can't bear to "try" your trifles! But I can't ignore my classmates. I will take them to the teacher to finish. The teacher came, read my blank note, looked at the students who did their homework carefully, and smiled with satisfaction.

In a word, it is difficult to manage the class.

The fourth article of class composition has started. I am a sixth-grade student. When I entered the teaching building, Teacher Zhang gave me a notice of placement. Four classes in grade six are divided into five classes, and I am divided into five classes.

As soon as I entered my big family, I felt a warm and harmonious atmosphere. I found a place to sit down. Teacher Yang came in. Teacher Yang introduced himself first, and then began to publish his long speech. What impressed me the most was the truth of being a man, the strength of unity and the sense of collective honor. Students help each other in this big family, talking and laughing like a family.

Although sometimes boys quarrel with girls, it's just a joke. Students are really like a family. Class 5, Grade 6 is this big family. Teacher Yang said to us, "Classmates, Class 5, Grade 6 is a class made up of everyone. Large families should help each other and respect each other. When I receive this class assembly, I must try my best to make Class 5, Grade 6 the first.

Whether it is grades, morality or health, it must be the first! "The students began to get excited." Do you have confidence? ""yes! "The students have a boiling passion and hope that they can do their part for the class. We want to be the first in grade! We should add luster to the class!

Two days of exposure, scorching sun, wind and rain intertwined, two days of military training for each of us is experience. Under the scorching sun, sweat quickly soaked our clothes, and the sweat on our necks was clearly visible. The wet bangs kept dripping, and our feet and legs were sore, and the instructors were strict and the conditions were bad. But after two days, no one gave up and we all gritted our teeth.

I think one of the reasons why we can persist and have such perseverance is our belief: either say "I can do it" or we don't want to lose face in the class. This is our belief. Faith, it's time to talk about the class name, in fact, it has something to do with an article I read. Don't think it has nothing to do with the following article.

I can't remember the title of the article, but I still remember the information. This is a story about Lily. The information is roughly as follows: there is a lily with weeds on the cliff. It always believes that it will blossom and be different, but the weeds beside it despise it and laugh at its wishful thinking. There is not enough oxygen and fertile soil on the cliff, but that lily has endured all this!

I think the reason why lily can bloom in such a harsh environment is only because it has an unchanging belief and the motivation to support it. So, aren't we all lilies on the cliff?

If we can persist in military training, it will be a growth for our hearts! Yes, I remember. The title of the article is "Lily Blooms in My Heart".

Well, to sum up, I want to dedicate this name to all the students in Class A4 and my new class. I believe we are all lilies on the cliff!

On the elite, our class is full of heroes from all walks of life: study well; Having a writing stick; Those who are good at sports ... let me speak slowly.

"Learn first, play second!" This is a sentence that we hear every day. We are all fighting for learning, but who is the "king of learning"? In the selection, it is estimated that most students will choose what. Why? Because since the third grade, she has been on the first throne. But when I was in the fifth grade, I was overthrown by many top students and always became a "civilian", but the tiger didn't show his arrogance. You think I'm a sick cat! As soon as she reached the review stage, the top students who studied well became her losers. She is invincible in the final exam this semester: 99 points in Chinese and 99 points in math! ! ! We all sighed when we saw her achievements. What are we sighing about? Because she is so powerful, I'm afraid she hasn't been born yet to win!

On sports elite, it belongs to Yan Zi. He plays football very well and is the main player of our school football team. Whenever there is a football match, he will represent the school and serve as the main striker. His sprint performance is also very good, and he won the first place in the 200-meter track and field meeting for primary school students in Yuelu District of Changsha City. Maybe you will wonder how he got this honorary title. I have to tell you that he used to be a student in a sports school. He spent his time in a sports school before the third grade, and later transferred to our ordinary school. No wonder he is a well-deserved sports fan.

There is also a master of games in our class-Zhang Zhiyong. In terms of playing, I estimate that he is of high level. Pulleys, leisure shows, computer games and so on are almost everything. Among them, his favorite and favorite play is catching scarabs. There are many kinds of scarabs in his family's collection. He gave them some interesting names: sun, moon, stars, real armor ... sometimes he caught scarabs with ropes and let them fly around. I guess if he catches them again, the Scarab will send a peacemaker to negotiate with him!

And, and! There are countless elites in our class 5/kloc-0. I will introduce them to you next time!

As a primary school student, you must ask yourself every day: "Do you contribute to the class?" Now, let's look at my contribution to the class.

This Wednesday afternoon, when I came to school and returned to my seat, I found a lot of rubbish in my drawer. I don't know who lost it I quickly put down my chair and threw away the scraps of paper, snack bags and other rubbish in the drawer.

Just as I was carrying the garbage to the back of the classroom, Zhan Qicai, the "naughty king" of our class, was holding a bottle of bubble tea, sucking the pearls out of the bottle with a straw and spitting on the ground. After I saw it, I quickly threw away the garbage in my hand, then picked up the broom and swept them into the trash can.

In English class this Thursday, when the English teacher turned to write on the blackboard, several naughty boys in our class stood up from their seats. Some clap their butts, some make faces at the English teacher, and some even put down their thumbs or put up their middle fingers and make rude moves at the English teacher. I saw them doing this little trick behind the teacher's back, and I quickly said to Tang and Li Zhidong, two naughty boys who were doing it behind the teacher's back, "You shouldn't do this to others, let alone make such rude moves to the teacher! So, the teacher still wants to call your mother? She will be angry when you disrespect her so much. " They listened to my words and sat quietly.

I can do a lot for my class, and I will definitely continue to work hard in the future.

Class composition 8 I came to Xiao Doudou's class. Teacher Wang Zi said, "We are going to have a birthday party today, because today is Xiao Doudou and He Xiaomi's birthday." Teacher Wang ordered chocolate cake, cream cake, fruit cake and vanilla cake ... Teacher Wang took out the cake, and the students pulled down the curtains and sang cheerful songs together. After singing, all three of us made good wishes. After eating the cake, the students spread cream on each other, and everyone became Xiaohua Mall. Today, we really had a good time.

Class composition 9 "Wei Dong Fan, stop!" "Old fart!" Angry and excited voices echoed in the class. A class struggle has begun!

The first paragraph: heroes of the war between men and women: Chen and Wei, victims: schoolbags.

Look, an exciting battle between men and women has begun! You see, our "handsome boy" Wei is being chased by "eldest sister-in-law" Chen with his schoolbag on his back! Listen, "Wei Dong Fan, don't run!" "Come and chase!" ..... Alas, the schoolbags of the last two people became the only "victims".

Segment 2: Unintentional War: The protagonist: Xie Yuxuan, the water bottle victim in Zheng Hao: the four of us.

There are many wars in the class, not just because of one sentence, all four of us have become victims. Because Xie Yuxuan was angry, he picked up Zheng Hao's water bottle and threw it. I didn't expect all the soy milk in it to spill out. The spill not only got him wet, but also hurt me, Wu Yangcheng, Wu Jiaxin and Zheng Hao. Wu Yangcheng unloaded all the refills of Xie Yuxuan in a rage; Wu Jiaxin shouted: "Thank you, old fart, you are dead! ! ! "Hey, this class!

Segment 3: The protagonist of lunch break: Yang Victim: Chair.

I don't know how Yang angered the monitor's adult, and a new war between men and women began again. The monitor is chasing Yang among a pile of chairs with an umbrella ... The war is over, and the chairs lost in class are completely out of order.

The bell rang and the war ended temporarily. What war will happen in the class after class? Look forward to it together. ...

Class composition 10 The boys and girls in our class are really young, lively and carefree. They look happy all day and laugh all day. Boys and girls in our class are happy to study every day, but there will be some wars from time to time.

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Girl's article (Shuang Lee)

The girls in this class can be divided into three categories: those who do things freely are called "tomboys"; The most provocative thing is tomboy; The quietest person is called "lady".

A lady is quiet and careful. However, there are no five ladies in this class, and Tingting is the quietest one. Tintin, Tintin, you can tell by her name that she is quiet and gentle, and she deserves to be the first lady! The second is Xin Wei, beautiful and gentle, very ladylike; The third is Swallow, known as Miss Swallow, one of the top girls.

There are four tomboys in this class, and they are "several seniors" (nominated by this lady herself). Of course, it would be great to win this honor. The boss is an old forest, seemingly honest in name, but actually a generous person; The second child is Yue Yue. She is very handsome. Her hair is cool. She's still wearing high myopia glasses. She walks like a boy and often hangs out with boys. Although this person is handsome, it's a pity that he is a daughter! Zi Ning, the third child, belongs to the super-level, and once dominated the sports meeting. The fourth old man is himself, a bit wild, and belongs to that kind of super optimist.

There is also the most terrible thing, that is, those who have not learned from a lady and have no ability to learn from us. They say they turn their faces. That sounds like it, but if they are fierce, even we are no match for them. If you piss them off, it won't end well. Better buy insurance. Someone in this class once said that girls have four unique skills, that is, pinching, beating, crying and complaining, which are all created by these people.

Whether it is a tomboy or a lady, plus a tomboy who is neither a lady nor a tomboy, we all study in the same classroom and are good sisters.

Competition between boys and girls (Shang Xichao)

The boys in this class are cool and handsome. The tall boys sitting in the last row are all "Wulin experts" although they are not unique "chivalrous men". Speaking of martial arts (sports), none of the eight classes in the whole grade is our opponent.

Although all the boys in our class have extraordinary skills, none of them are rivals for the girls in our class. My own "eighteen palms of dragon" is a unique internal skill. It originally defeated the invincible hand in the world (don't be disgusting, I'm not responsible for spitting out internal organs), but it was killed. I'm sending several dragon claws in succession, but I didn't hurt my opponent. I just heard the other person's move "the lion roars", and I suddenly got a fright. I quickly took back my palm and covered my ears to prevent the eardrum from breaking. Alas, bad start, miserable!

This situation caused great anger among all the heroes in Wulin, who thought that I was a seven-foot man and was beaten so badly by these women! So Mr. a, who wears a hundred paces, is going to see the girl for a while again. I admire his courage very much. In fact, this was defeated by the next dragon's paw before, but people let bygones be bygones. In this day of national disaster, they discussed with all heroes the strategy of retreating from the enemy. I saw him riding in front of the two armies, not afraid of the women who made me tremble. To tell the truth, he is really good at dealing with girls. When it comes to hitting the face, he will never hit the chin. He can break the girl's three moves-roar, pinch and grab, but he can't beat the girl's fourth move. Oh, what a pity.

So the girls' morale was greatly boosted and they rushed into the boys' camp and captured all the boys alive. Of course, I was not spared, so I had to surrender. But it's never too late for a gentleman to get revenge. There will be plenty of opportunities to see who can fool who in the end! Hum, it's still early to dare to oppose us! I have to blow myself off first, or at least find some face for myself.