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Talking about cold weather

1, once, there was a pair of autumn trousers in front of me. I didn't cherish them. Now I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will wear them. If I have to add a deadline, I hope it will be a winter!

2. It's so cold in winter that the babies are frozen and need to get warm quickly.

3, the north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, get up at six in the morning, and feel cold when you go out.

4, idiot, the weather is cold, put on more clothes, don't get sick, or the idiot will feel bad.

Whoever wants to buy me a little fur, I will consider running with him.

6, can't start the learning mode, because it's too cold, too lazy to move, stuck.

7. Wear more clothes when it's cold. You should hold this object tightly.

8, winter, take care of yourself, wear thick clothes, look fat, let others bang.

9. The weather is very cold. Keep warm. May your world be warm forever.

10 Please don't worry. Of course, winter is not only cold and lonely, but also hot meatballs in hot pot, steaming Guandong cooking, thick plush pajamas, warm quilts, and memories of winter are steaming.

1 1. If you can't find someone, buy long sleeves.

12, winter has come, but you haven't come yet.

13, my body is so cold, can you hug me?

14, please remember that I am a cold person, don't be fooled by my constant madness.

15. Find someone to keep warm, but as a single dog, how can I keep warm?

16, if you are sentimental and old, you'd better wear long pants.

17, I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

18, you got lost in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

19, the moon says missing is the most exhausting, and friendship says it doesn't matter if we meet less, as long as we remember. It's cold, take care of yourself.

20, the weather is so cold, my heart is cold, maybe this is the right season for me.

2 1, no long sleeves, blue thin mushrooms.

22. It's cold, so taking a bath is something you can't stop once you start.

23. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

24, so cold, be sure to take care of yourself, don't freeze! As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

25, cooling down, it's cold, and I miss you more deeply.

26, the cold wind is rustling, the temperature drops, and adequate sleep is willing to be healthy.

27. The weather is very cold. I wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 1000. Then I thought of buying some cold medicine, which is only a few tens of dollars. Well, it is better to buy cold medicine.

28, ask what the sky is clear, just ask people to add a pair of autumn pants.

29. On a hot day, this cold wind is a bit biting!

It's cold, only my mother reminds me to wear long pants.