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Time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women are not spared; Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

1, people have only one worry if they don't have enough to eat; There are countless troubles when you are full.

2. The money spent is property; Money that is not spent is an inheritance.

The era of mobile phone charging has passed, and the era of car refueling is coming soon!

4. I looked at you yesterday, and now my eyes still hurt!

5. I am in three provinces: high? Rich? Handsome? Well, wash and sleep!

6. The only thing I have in common with the rich second generation is "two".

7. Experience tells us that time is the best medicine for acne.

8. Dormitory lunch break reminder card: Do not disturb the lunch break. Visitors should register next door first.

If you can't control your weight, how can you control your life!

10, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal. ...

1 1, a bad review of dog food: "It tastes terrible! Bad review! "

12, Degang Guo cattle! He dressed up as a woman and made a TV series "Cherry". It is said to be very hot!

13, humans don't eat tigers, and wild animals eat people.

14, the chopsticks in front talk about length, and the small cup talks about depth.

15, drinking Meng Po Tang must have been solved first, right?

16, I didn't even bring a calculus paper when I was in college, so why didn't I even bring a fucking pen! ! !

17, junior, if you want to learn well, you must teach by hand.

18, the milkman is better than the milkman.

19. Each weighing. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

20, the teacher asked to use "daydream" to make sentences. A girl's homework is: during the day? Dream!

2 1. Every Friday afternoon, office workers all over the country practice a magical martial art: Magic Yang Gong!

22. I pray to God to make me rich, but God always makes me fat.

23, time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women are not spared; Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

24. Immature men always care about the beauty of women; Mature men are good at reading their wives' faces.

25. We often encounter three snipers in our dreams: illness, bad mood and high housing prices.

Time waits for no one to talk about lamentation.

1, time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women are not spared; Opportunity waits for no one. First of all, you can't wait for a man!

I haven't touched long pants for many years. Time and tide wait for no man.

3. According to Feng Shui, if you don't open the door properly, you will face the balcony and lose money. After you put up the toilet, you will forget how to cut butterflies. Once, alas, you cut a lot of things when you were a child. Now you have forgotten. Time and tide wait for no man, sigh.

4, time and tide wait for no man, she wrote it on her face!

5. Time waits for no one. A lifetime has passed, alas.

6. Time waits for no one. May time get slower and slower, and may the people you love grow old.

7. Life goes by faster and faster. Even if you have a girl's heart, you can't compete with the quickness and ruthlessness of time, just like your knees will hurt, and sometimes you will forget that white hair will grow and time will wait for no one. ..

8. Time waits for no one. Climbing the fourth floor feels like the limit.

9. Time and tide wait for no man.

10, time waits for no one, time is a butcher knife, silently cutting everyone's body.

1 1, Time and tide wait for no man, and I haven't escaped the harm you gave me.

12, I used to hate children, but now I think it's cute.

13, time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women are not spared; Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

Time waits for no one! Recalling my childhood, the happiest time is Children's Day. In ten years, it will be Youth Day, Father's Day, Old People's Day, and Tomb-Sweeping Day!

15, time and tide wait for no man, coming and going with every season, facing the situation of these two years, I am dissatisfied with the status quo and show a little sadness.

16, time and tide wait for no man, and I have never let go of time.

17, time waits for no one. Old, can't stand the toss. I had just eaten two cakes taken out of the refrigerator when my stomach began to turn over.

18, it feels bad to get up at four o'clock for two consecutive days, and time waits for no one! Now everything finally comes down to people!

19, time waits for no man, so I am one year older. Happy birthday to myself! ! !

20. If you want to be loved by others, you must first love yourself! Because, beauty is like a gem, but the bonus lasts for a few days, and time waits for no man! Smart women are like treasures, and men are willing to spend their lives digging!

2 1, Time and tide wait for no man, after all, I am still old. At school, I would jump up and touch the basket properly, but now I can't even touch the basket.

22. I heard a domineering remark: Time and tide wait for no man. Do you think I will forgive time?

23. Time waits for no one. Things have changed. Who will remember you?

24. If you want to be loved by others, the first thing is to love yourself! Because, beauty is like a gem, but the bonus lasts for a few days, and time waits for no man! Smart women are like treasures, and men are willing to spend their lives digging!

25. It's not good for women to get up in the morning and lament that time waits for no one to stay up late! ! ! ! !

You may delay, but time will not. What you have experienced will eventually show up on your face.

27. solar terms do not spare seedlings, and time and tide wait for no man.

Looking back, I finally found myself going the wrong way. You may delay, but time will not. I have not been able to stand at the peak of my life, but I have been looking up at the peak, not climbing, not struggling, not working hard.

29. As time goes by, time and tide wait for no man, but I hope my heart will remain unchanged.

30. Life is like sunrise and sunset. Time flies, time flies, time is gone forever. The past can only be recalled. Things change, and time waits for no one. Time is ruthless, as if it were only yesterday.

3 1, watching a series, I was moved to cry. Time waits for no one, really gone.

32. Time and tide wait for no man, and I finally burst into tears.

Some people say that time waits for no one. I think the first thing is not to let women go. As we all know, what is more terrible than skin aging is the aging of the mind.

34. I used to sleep in winter just because my feet were cold. Now I feel cold from my toes to my knees. I deeply realized what time and tide wait for no man, and time makes people old.

35. I am really old. I also do all kinds of warm-keeping work every day. Alas, time waits for no one!

You may delay, but time will not.

1. Only by grasping the present can we soar in the clouds of tomorrow. Grasping the present can enrich the illusory tomorrow, and grasping the present can create tomorrow's glory!

2. Perhaps, the secret love of most of us can only be submerged in time like Lu Licheng, and it is impossible to blossom and bear fruit, but only a wisp of melancholy in memory that will never be forgotten.

Childhood is always intertwined in the gaps of countless years and rings in the future, which is very memorable, just like the kite that flew far away in my heart a long time ago.

4, the trajectory between fingers is very long and complicated, and the ending of Jing Shu is fleeting, and the wrist is lovesick. There is a kind of pain that can't be avoided even in dreams.

Standing in the cold wind in winter, the heavy snow all over the sky is wrapping this cold city into a whirlpool. I can't help crying when I think of that sincere and priceless friendship that has passed away.

6, the wind is light, time has embarked on a light footprint, rolling up the beauty of the past. In the last chapter of the night, the sweet fragrance disappeared.

7, perishable youth is also like a flower, how many people have bloomed in youth, beautiful for a while; How many people left a glorious past when their youth passed away.

8, hiding in a certain time, missed a period of palmprint; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

9. Thank you for your wonderful meeting with me and for making such a beautiful oath with me. However, as time goes by and youth grows old, beautiful encounters will be separated.

10, please allow me to hesitate again, because I don't know what will happen in the future; Please respect my willfulness again, because I can't predict the long river of time passing.

1 1, the world of mortals, time can't keep our youth and our vicissitudes, but the only thing that can be left is our best memories of those years.

12, time flies, time is like water, the dusty past is worth tasting, the lost youth is still worth remembering, and the road that has passed has left the mark of the times and contains the footprints of growth.

13, in a blink of an eye, time flies. More than 4,000 days have slipped away from me like a drop of water in the sea. No sound, no shadow, no trace.

14. Time is the fairest. No matter who you are, you are treated equally. Cherishing time means cherishing life, and everyone's efforts will have different returns.

15, life is long, the years are in a hurry, and some people always come and go; There are always some people who are near and far away; There are always some feelings, deep and strong; There is always some love that goes deep into people's hearts and bone marrow.

16, always keep an upward attitude, and don't let you forget all your stubbornness about youth because of the passage of time. Let you be glad that you have kept the most beautiful flower season of your youth.

17, time passed, and it passed in a hurry. Walking without a trace, like dew on a lotus leaf, slipped into the water instantly, so quickly and simply.

18, my boyhood was lonely. Loneliness makes me feel cold when I think about it now. Only monotonous shadows look at the flowing orchids with me, listen to the breeze and smell the flowers.

19, in the long years, we don't know how many feelings have quietly passed away in our minds and slipped through our fingers. No one is perfect in life, experience paves the way for success, and wind and rain make resistance.

20. If you live in a dream, why are you afraid of wind, flowers and snow? Dream today, dream tomorrow, enjoy tomorrow, and live a short life, so that you can live with peace of mind.

2 1, time goes by, I am afraid, I am not afraid that time will steal my face and youth! I am afraid that years will make my parents old, but there is nothing I can do about it.

22. Maybe at the end of a song, people will leave and forget, but when the melody is the most beautiful, thank God that we are together.

23. The fleeting time sealed the past. Looking at the blooming flowers and falling flowers in front of the court, there are many memories of rings and happy past in the colorful season of falling into English.

24. Although we met in a hurry and left in a hurry, we have eternity in our short life. I believe that today's friendship is the best memory of tomorrow.

25, lost years, lost myths, these may be God's will, gentle universe, what can I do with this small planet? Only wait for a new miracle in the passage.

26. The torrent of years swept away youth and years, leaving only a scarred body and a vicissitudes of life.

27. Who has slipped through the fingers for thousands of years? Who has repeatedly asked you if you have forgotten me? When you have exhausted all my sadness, there is a desolation in your eyes that I don't understand.

28. Secular glitz, after all kinds of forms in the world, almost forgot the initial beginning. Those humble pure white times went further and further, always looking for a trace in the depths of memory.

29, the long years, learn to keep a simple heart in this world, live more easily, you will have a lot less trouble. Life is full of scenery in Qian Qian, and we are always in a hurry.

30. Yesterday was invalid, but tomorrow hasn't come yet. We only have today. Seize today, cherish time, make life more brilliant, and don't waste your youth in vain.

3 1, if I never met in my life, would I walk alone, reminisce about the past and chew the taste of tears in the lonely years?

32. All the more successful scientists, without exception, are experts in using time and people who are determined to put in a lot of labor in a lot of time.

33. Go back to the romantic and carefree childhood that day, to the happy years of plucking birds from trees, catching fish and shrimp in rivers, catching cricket in the grass and playing with bees and butterflies among wild flowers.

34. The lost years are like tiny spray, which quietly washes away old and yellowed thoughts, like silent images, and then disappears.

35. I believe that a beautiful life is an unspeakable elegy, which overflows the loneliness in my heart and has already turned into ice, and you are the most beautiful note of this season.

36. Time is like a blink of an eye. In the blink of an eye, a year, or an instant? Time is like bread in the oven. After a long time, bread will melt, which is the trace of time.

37. Time is like a beautiful girl. Smiling with low eyebrows, some people and things are separated from time. We were in high spirits and have long been infected by the years.

38. It is also difficult to get together all one's life. It's not that two soul mates will be together. There is always an unexpected gap between them, which makes people want to stop.

39. The heartless old man is like a cold wind, which blows away the new breath of everything, but as long as you travel with it, there is nothing to regret when you are old.

40. Time froze at this moment. The power of time, the passage of life, the aging of time and many agreements, our unfinished wishes, our unfinished destiny.

4 1, the fastest and the slowest, the longest and the shortest, the most ordinary and the most precious, is the most easily overlooked in the world, and the most regrettable thing is time.

42. The beauty of the ages, the lotus and the sunset are just old ladies and the green hills are in the distance. What can be truly beautiful and eternal in my heart is only an unforgettable moment memory.

43. At some point, everyone around you has left. When I got familiar with it and left faster and faster, I found that I hadn't met a person who had been with me day and night for a long time.

44. Cherishing time means cherishing life. Life is very important to everyone. Each of us should cherish time and create our own life value.

45. Sometimes I always complain that time passes too fast and I don't have time to feel. Sometimes I hate that time passes too slowly, but I can't stand this endless long time!

Mu Xin's Quotations: Time waits for no one, and I never spare time.

1. Your eyes make me sick. Please take time to change my lonely health.

Time and tide wait for no man, and I never spare time.

3. The so-called bottomless pit, going down, is also the future of Wan Li.

4. The best state of life is coolness.

It's been a long time since I had the pleasure of running to meet people in small steps.

6. The loss of many people is contrary to their boyhood ambitions. I think I am mature, sophisticated and smart. I used to be naive, but now I finally see through it and want to wear it. As a result, we became the kind of people we hated most when we were children.

7. I tracked the depths of people's hearts, but I saw the shallowness of people's hearts.

8. Don't look for me where all the flowers are moving. If I want to meet each other, all I can do in all kinds of mixed feelings is to return to the original after a long journey.

9. Seeing the absurdity of the world clearly is the basic standard of the wise. See clearly, not feel sick, but smile.

10. Pessimism is a vision.

1 1. People used to be so serious, seduced seriously, and lost their virginity seriously. The peak turned into decadence.

12. Don't snuggle up to me. I am used to the cold, but I am determined to turn into ice. Don't snuggle up to me.

Stay away from me. I'm burning. Stay away from me.

Come and hug me. I'm warm and cold. Come and hug me.

Please support me, I am old, like a sick animal, please support me.

You wait for me, I die, I am like me, I am like me.

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13. Ignorants are always fickle. Ignorance is fickle in nature.

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14. Some people say that time is the best healing medicine. That's not true. Anyway, time is not medicine, medicine is time.

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15. What is life? Life is at a loss all the time.

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16. There are many kinds of sadness, and the sadness that can be suppressed is not necessarily called sadness.

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17. People usually think that people are a container full of happiness and sadness. But man is not a container, he is a catheter, happiness flows through, sadness flows through, and the catheter is just a catheter. All kinds of happiness and sadness flow until death, and the catheter is empty. A madman is a blockage and rupture of a catheter.

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18. The highest state of China's cultural spirit is that he wants to argue and forgets the words.

19. The overall expression of European cultural spirit is to forget what you said and want to argue.

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20. A person who loves me knows that he loves me if he stutters and is incoherent.

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2 1. Despair is also a kind of detachment.

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22. Love has three realms. Teenagers are curious, young people are aesthetic, and middle-aged people turn to knowledge. Old age is approaching, and there is no turning back.

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23. Behind the law, fate is sneering.

24. It is not surprising that you are ungrateful. It is the sincerity before ingratitude.

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25. Being a life director is no good. Second, be an actor. Third, be an audience.

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26. Love is a kind of self-education.

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27. Nothing is milder than porridge. You have been wandering around the world all your life, and you can't find a gentle person like porridge.

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28. I have never seen an eagle fly down and squat on the ground to watch ants move.

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29. People who have no self feel particularly good about themselves.

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30. People are ashamed of loneliness. In other words, some shameless behaviors of people are out of fear of loneliness.

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