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Talk about a high-temperature circle of friends.
1, my body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.
There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.
3. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.
This mat, you are a spy sent by the electric blanket. It's too hot, if you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.
5. It is not shameful to show love. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.
6. Now I'm looking for someone who is interested in seeing the constellation. No matter whether it's cold or hot, I always look for Aquarius to quench my thirst.
7. God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain! Seeing a dollar on the road, I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself.
8. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
9. Braised pork in bed, teppanyaki on mat, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecue when going out, boiling in the swimming pool, frying on the way back, home!
10, the porcelain touching industry is most affected by high temperature, and it has entered a comprehensive shutdown!
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