Tell me about these perfect jokes.

Many adults now pursue interesting and mature speeches because it can flourish in the workplace. So do you know something particularly mature and interesting?

When I was a teenager, some people took off their bills and some people got rid of poverty, but I was out of control and ran on the second-hand road like a husky.

In the face of those people with cheap mouths, you should boldly call names. Life is so short. Why do you want to wronged yourself?

When people are unlucky, drinking water will plug their teeth, and water is even more unlucky. Even if they drink it, they will be trapped between their teeth.

I'd rather be lonely than go against my will. I would rather regret than make do with it. Who can enter my heart, I am the king. I don't care about people who don't enter my heart.

To be a down-to-earth person, don't always think about the pie falling from the sky, but it is more reliable to see if there is money on the ground.

Say gracefully, what color you are and what face I am, don't submit to humiliation.

Don't let yourself be afraid because you care too much about other people's opinions. No matter how well you do it, someone will always tell you what to do.

Don't be so nice to me. You are so kind to me. If one day you treat me badly, I will be sad.

I hope one day we can become strangers, and then we can get to know you again. Listen, how can I kill you!

I really don't know what you think, you are ugly, and you don't know how to dress up neatly. I just want to see Beijing and Pakistan and pretend to be beautiful.

I decided to straighten my earphone and put it aside, and then I hid it to secretly see how it wrapped itself up.

The girl who always smiles and looks happy is also the girl who may cry herself to sleep.

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is teaching himself the eighth chapter, and I am watching it.

Being a person who loves to laugh is actually more likely to get hurt. You always laugh, and it doesn't matter how others hurt you.

A good wife will never ask her husband to buy her this and that; A good husband will never wait for his wife to talk before buying.

If you want to wear pink clothes, wear a beige scarf, hold hot milk tea, run to the person you like with short legs and say: hug.

You left without worrying about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

Too much truancy. I want to go to class today and meet my teacher. The teacher said in surprise, I haven't seen you for a long time, and I have grown so big.

No one is born heartless. They all experienced it, saw too many things they didn't want to see, and chose to close the door.

If you think I often scold you and yell at you from time to time, congratulations, we are familiar with each other.

Look at you, you are the crystallization of love between donkey and horse. The morning chicken reports first, the dark crow makes noise early, and the orangutan is the plaintiff of your rape case.

I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually cross the wooden fence in summer and the snow in winter will come.

Inevitably, you will meet people who jump up and bite low. There is no way. They stand too low, so you can easily kick them in the face.

Treat each other with sincerity, live in harmony with most people, associate with a few people, and be close to only one person.

Some seemingly quiet girls don't even have extra money and even owe ants flowers!

Others are lazy and rich, so they can sleep as late as they want. I am lazy and short of money, so I can save a meal if I can.

It's gold. It will shine sooner or later. This is a stone. It doesn't light up anywhere. Even if you are gold, you will spend it sooner or later.

Time is a butcher knife. Tell it to beautiful people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

Before he died, Yu Gong told his son to go to bed. Gong Yu: Move mountains! Son: Shiny? Yugong is in a hurry.

Eating together is called table-splitting, and riding together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

I have three brothers, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What's my name?

Goods have a shelf life, and people are tired of looking at them. In my mind, you can be awesome several times.

Don't always ask people why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it?

My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much and spending too much.

You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

In the past, people wrote letters very slowly, and they could only love one person all their lives. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

Only * * * mom will like it, and it will be over if you don't work hard.

The ideal love is like this: the vine is faint, there are fish and shrimp for dinner, the phone is heated, the sun goes down, you are ugly, there is nothing, I am blind!

When you buy a house in the future, you must decorate your bedroom into a classroom, which will help you sleep!

Spending money is as easy as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

I didn't receive my red envelope during the Spring Festival. Please don't doubt our relationship. I'm just poor, and we have a good relationship.

Broom can sweep the floor. What can a mobile phone scan? Sure, scan my QR code!

There is a tacit understanding that I am scolded by you; There is a kind of harmony that makes me sit and stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and drink soup; There is a blessing called texting to make you happy.

What kind of person are you? What face can I give you? Let me pretend to please you. You are delusional.

Every time you weigh yourself, you say you are thin and your breasts are big!

History is always strikingly similar. The year before last, last year and this Valentine's Day, I spent it all by myself.

As the saying goes: if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

You can't wake up people who don't return your message, but red envelopes can!

At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

The first truth I understand in my life is that people are iron and beds are magnets.

Recently, a girlfriend asked me how to keep such a good figure. Of course, I said it was running. My best friend is very confused about me. Do you insist on doing this? I smiled, relying on debt.

If you think I have any problems, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

Look at a temple from a distance and see our alma mater near. More than 300 nuns, more than 10 thousand old roads.

I haven't been with you these days. Go out and go home quickly. Don't be too late. To tell the truth, there are always people stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

Many people often say that you don't have to earn enough money. But now it's not even enough.

How can a person who has not reached the top be qualified to say that he likes the bottom?

Do you think a person who often doesn't talk to you will suddenly miss you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money.

I always emphasize keeping a low profile, but you must give me applause and scream.

We can't extend the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. This means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

After the haircut, the barber asked me how I was doing. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

In my heart, there is unexpected pain, how long can it last? Keep my strongest smile.

Honesty is a symbol of strength, showing a person's inner sense of security and dignity.

Life is proud, remember to look down; When life is in adversity, remember patience; When life is frustrated, remember to follow the fate; When you are in a bad mood, you need self-discipline; When you are in a good mood, you need to dive.

Self-esteem is greater than love, and no one wants to compromise first. Everyone is waiting for the other side to give in first, and then they will leave.

Too much consideration of other people's feelings is a kind of disapproval of yourself. A person who lives in the eyes of others forever is equal to never having existed.

It is this network that helps you enjoy success.

Insist that the green hills are not relaxed and the roots are broken; I am still strong after many trials and tribulations, and I am willing to let the east, west, north and south wind.

I once loved a person, and he went from full of joy to despair. I hope all girls can be loved for life.

One person is willing to wait, and the other person is willing to show up. One person is willing to appear, and the other person is willing to despair. A person is willing to despair, and a person is willing to commit to life.

The reality is so helpless, and the road ahead is still very long. They must be strong.

Youth is a beautiful and splendid stage in life. In youth, shouldn't we be told beautiful dreams? Everyone has a dream waiting to be realized. Although the dream is beautiful, it can't be realized without hard work.

Sometimes life is like this. If you move forward, he will retreat. If you take a step back, he will take a step further.

Pessimistic love means someone comes into your life, teaches you love, and then turns away.

There is a kind of warmth, not from the sun, but from the dependence of the soul, and there is a kind of touch, not from the wind and rain, but from the tremor of the soul.

I know that people who pretend to be strong are more likely to get hurt

When people reach middle age, I have no choice. Now that we have set out, there is no turning back. We can only crustily skin of head and get tired again, strengthen ourselves and find better happiness.

Don't take the college entrance examination so sacred, it is just a form, and your ability is infinite.

Life is only once, and it is precious to everyone.

Don't cry for spilled milk, and don't worry about whether it will rain tomorrow. Just live a beautiful today in peace. Because it is calm, it is calm; Because it is calm, it is elegant.

Don't get to know anyone too quickly. Don't think the topic is the same from the beginning, there are many similarities. You are bosom friends who hate meeting each other. Language is often false, and what we experience together is true.